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Cassandra, you need to start making advances with these lesbians. Learn their ways and customs. I will expect a full report with pictures and diagrams within three weeks.
Maybe because this thread is a den of embelishment and LIES!
It actually isn't. I mean, it's not like girls out and out make out in the halls or anything ridiculous like that, but as a new student I was asked three questions within my first week by numerous people.
1) Seeing anyone?
2) Are you a virgin?
3) Guys or girls?
What kind of lesbians stalk the all girl Catholic schools?
Well my first week I was asked out by a girl who weighs 230 pounds, can't add 20+16 and can't do a single situp. When I said no thank you, I wasn't interested, she burst out crying.
But then I guess you don't want to hear stories about her do you?
What would being a virgin matter to a lesbian? I've rubbed my feet on a carpet before, just as meaningful as any lesbian sex but that doesn't make me not a virgin (soley based on that act, that is, I mean, er, ya..).
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"We're straight, we mate, get used to it!"
"Fuckin' breeders…"
YOU WON'T BE SOAR-Y
AND DONT FORGET THE ROOOOBOT
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
She was three things:
A) Horny as hell
C) Was as bi as the day is long.
I can get spy cameras.
Did you used to be known as the Good Captain Cass?
Yes. I was also Cass.
no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Cassandra
I think it's obvious that Dread Pirate >>> Good Captain
230 lb. lesbians would.
I mean, a lesbian asked you out
That is pretty rad for you :P
Like, a school full of catholic lesbians walking around in short, plad skirts.
why though weaver
Yeah but I'm dating you, not Random Lesbian.
It actually isn't. I mean, it's not like girls out and out make out in the halls or anything ridiculous like that, but as a new student I was asked three questions within my first week by numerous people.
1) Seeing anyone?
2) Are you a virgin?
3) Guys or girls?
Lesbians really like me
yeah but most of those girls are like twenty-three
we're taking comfort in the knowledge that somewhere maybe some of that shit is really happening
...aaaaaaaaaaaand start
Well, obviously small talk came before that to scope out whether I was a nice person or worth talking to.
road trip!
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These things are trivial to lesbians.
These girls clearly have their priorities in the right place.
Dude some 6th graders just got busted for having sex in the middle of class
It's too late for us our time has passed
We can't live vicariously thought the youth of today it's illegal
Looks like she did alright anyhow.