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Oh! Condoms.

MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
Yes, a well-fitted condom is so nice!

They come in so many flavors and textures for her pleasure.
They can warm her, and they can kill my boys before they give my baggage.

What wonders of modern technology. Oh lovely condom, embracing my wang, shrouding it from that dangerous womb, I salute you!

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fuck yes.

    Condom haters have weak game.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh right because the catholic school girl thread isn't just plenty of this

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This.




    Yeah.

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    nail-on condoms

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  • EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If you take a condom that's "ribbed for her pleasure" and turn it inside out....it's ribbed for your pleasure

    I can't remember where I heard this from

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Somebody explain to me why somebody thought spray-on condoms was a good idea

    For the same reason a bucket of chicken was invented.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Carl with a K wrote: »
    nail-on condoms

    No.



    Magnums?
    Yes.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Etch wrote: »
    If you take a condom that's "ribbed for her pleasure" and turn it inside out....it's ribbed for your pleasure

    I can't remember where I heard this from

    your inept father, i've heard this story

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Etch wrote: »
    If you take a condom that's "ribbed for her pleasure" and turn it inside out....it's ribbed for your pleasure

    I can't remember where I heard this from

    Oh my God! I laughed so hard at that. I am so telling that at work tomorrow.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Somebody explain to me why somebody thought spray-on condoms was a good idea

    don't you see they are the ultimate get out of jail free card

    like you are getting into sex with a lady you don't really want

    then you get out the spray on condom

    while they're laughing, you spray it in their face



    and rape them

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I remember the first condom I ever saw. It was my father's. 'Studded for her pleasure.'

    ...


    ...



    ...



    ...D:

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Das is gud idea, jah?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    IUD FTW

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    First time I saw a condom was in junior high, after a sex ed class. Everyone in the hallways were making balloon animals out of them.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    DEPO FTW

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    DEPO FTW

    yeah but careful this shit turns some girls feral

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    http://www.prontocondoms.co.za/demo_mov.htm

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    condoms also make for easy clean up if used for fapping.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'd get Depo if they weren't like "yeah you might never get your period again" and I'd be like "yeah that doesn't sound very good for me. at all." and they'd be like "LOL WE'RE DOCTORS IT'S AIIGHT"

    I'll just stick to the pill + condoms, kthnx.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    DEPO FTW

    yeah but careful this shit turns some girls feral

    Almost five years now without a problem, and no visits from Uncle Bloodsnatch.

    So, I'm down.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    condoms also make for easy clean up if used for fapping.

    the term is posh wank

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Condoms are horrible

    I mean shit

    Why even have intercourse if you have to wear one?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't know about you but I don't name my wanks.

    "OH MAN DUDE, I JUST TOTALLY DID A 180 REVERSE PUMP FOLLOWED BY AN XTREME ANGLE FLOP"

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'd get Depo if they weren't like "yeah you might never get your period again" and I'd be like "yeah that doesn't sound very good for me. at all." and they'd be like "LOL WE'RE DOCTORS IT'S AIIGHT"

    I'll just stick to the pill + condoms, kthnx.

    see i respect that

    unless you do the pregnancy scare shit every couple of months, but i don't think that's a lot of girls

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Condoms are horrible

    I mean shit

    Why even have intercourse if you have to wear one?

    you're doing it wrong

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    DEPO FTW

    LE-GAL-IZE IT

    GOT TO RE-COG-NIZE IT

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    does...


    does that go in your butt or something sara?

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I had a friend who took an experimental Pill formulation once, ages ago, and the result was that she has no body hair at all left. Man they should just start selling those as hair removal alternatives.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
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    oh great Sara, now you've given the forums HIV.


    what do you have to say for yourself, missy?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    I don't know about you but I don't name my wanks.

    "OH MAN DUDE, I JUST TOTALLY DID A 180 REVERSE PUMP FOLLOWED BY AN XTREME ANGLE FLOP"

    i don't but that's the accepted term

    i mean hell i don't even have posh wanks and i know the name

    your knowledge is lacklustre

    i give you 3/5

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    does...


    does that go in your butt or something sara?

    It goes into your body and kills you. It could enter your butt if you're into that kind of thing.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
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    That's a pretty good reason, yea. And, naturally;

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    what do you have to say for yourself, missy?

    It was there when I got here?

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My girlfriend is extremely allergic to latex. She got pregnant while actually on birth control, so she doesn't trust it 100%. And for some reason sheepskin condoms are extremely hard to find around here.

    Any suggestions other than "pull out"?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    CriticalCondition wrote: »
    My girlfriend is extremely allergic to latex. She got pregnant while actually on birth control, so she doesn't trust it 100%. And for some reason sheepskin condoms are extremely hard to find around here.

    Any suggestions other than "pull out"?

    indabutt?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Get a vasectomy

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Anal.

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  • Liquid HellzLiquid Hellz Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Condoms are for pussies (the literal, not physical !!NO PUN!!) be a man with coitus interruptus.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coitus_interruptus

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