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Teeph (grossout thread)

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  • ComradebotComradebot Lord of Dinosaurs Houston, TXRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Oh man, teeth thread.

    I think some posters, @Liiya comes to mind, have mentioned how straight & such my teeth are. Well that was because I had the full circus that is orthodontics when I was a teenager. Braces, rubber bands, retainers, jaw realigning tightener and head gear. The headgear was the worst because when I was asleep at night if I moved my head to much the rubber connecting part of it would snap off and immediately slap me in the face.

    So easy enough to say, I didn't wear my headgear for 8 months. And when asked by my orthodontist (who's practice was staffed with only 40+ year old women who listened to country and ragged on dudes) I lied every time.

    My teeth are, naturally, very straight. The one piece of bad genetics I got mouthwise was that it's just too small in the back, hence why my wisdom teeth had to be eliminated. So I avoided braces and all of that, but paid later with my lower wisdom teeth causing infections and eventually trying to burrow underneath the molars in front of them.

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    Mouths have their uses though. like for chewing and stuff

    PM me.

    Wait, no, you're married.

    You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife

    Aaaand the days go by . . .

    Raijin fooling around.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    thanks!

    gotta get my poker skills in shape

    Blackjack rules, poker drools.

    Only because BJ is easier to master and I'm lazy.

    if i'm gonna play any other game besides poker it'll probably be craps

    cause blackjack and pai-gow take my money for some reason

    but i have been pretty lucky on slots and video poker in the past. trick is max bet all the time, whatever you put in, don't lose more than half without switching to another machine, more often than not (like, for real. i only play on this shit for $1 drinks and to kill time) i'll end up a decent amount. sometimes i've hit big. it's fucking thrilling to hit $100 on a penny machine.

    better than going to the dentist at least. !!! i wonder if i could open a dentist office in vegas with a slot machine or video poker in the lobby?

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Beyond all the negative aspects, I love going to the dentist. It is serene and calm.

    And I love pain, so there is that too...

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  • SlymSlym Registered User regular
    I need to hit up the dentist.

    Haven't been in a few years at least.

    I am a bad person

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    everybody should floss more

    i don't do it near as much as i should

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I don't floss. I should. But I don't. Luckily my teeth have been great. A little discolored and my wisdom teeth were crowding so they had to get pulled but that's it. I used to go every 6 months or so but I don't go quite as often now. Maybe once a year?

    e: Also, Ativan is crazy. I had to take one tablet an hour before surgery for my wisdom teeth. I couldn't see straight 20 minutes after taking it. Cars looked like they had 4 wheels on each side and everything was wobbly.

    SirToasty on
  • Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular

    We need Star Trek teeths. Some angry doctor named Bones gives you shit and has somethin' to grow some new choppers.

    Like this.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    blackjack rules if you like playing against the house and losing money

    Then you aren't playing right!

    I think I'm ahead in the grand scheme of things with BJ. I'm not going to say I haven't lost money, because I have, but I seem to have more than my fair share of luck with BJ.

    And slots. I seem to win on slots more often than I should.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I am acutely aware of the spaces in between my teeth now.

    Is that, like, a normal thing after they scrape your teeth

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Rehab wrote: »
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    Mouths have their uses though. like for chewing and stuff

    PM me.

    Wait, no, you're married.

    You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife

    Aaaand the days go by . . .

    Raijin fooling around.

    Same as it ever was.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I haven't had a cavity my entire life from brushing and flossing every day. my teeth are straight and never needed my wisdoms out either, which is pretty lucky

    seriously 99 cents for floss and toothpaste is the best investment you will make. dental shit is so expensive

    Jars on
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    My college had free refillable soda for around 29 cents a day.

    College did not treat my teeth very well.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    My teeth are much straighter after nearly two years of braces. But I don't know how happy I am with the results because now my bite is crooked from the braces.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    doesn't your bite need to be crooked so your incisors will overlap. never payed much attention to it

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    all of my teeth need to come out

    this was actually planned to happen a while ago, to get full top and bottom dentures. It was postponed due to finances, then for health reasons.

    Then it became abcessed and the Dentist was "Ok, your molars need to come out before you die, the infection and rot will kill you soon."

    So they yanked out all my molars and most of the remaining bottom teeth.


    And thats what I have now. My mouth is a horror show.

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Well I was going to post about how much having a palate expander sucked when I was a kid, but then Stale posted and now I'll sound like a wuss.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Well I was going to post ANYTHING AT ALL, but then Stale posted and now I'll sound like a wuss.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    bah


    i just don't want to die without a few scars

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    There are easier ways

    Like the Kumite. Or bear wrestling.

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    I have no war stories. I remember not remembering anything the day I got my wisdom teeth pulled.

    That was some goooood stuff.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    There are easier ways

    Like the Kumite. Or bear wrestling.

    Marriage.

  • InkyblotsInkyblots Registered User regular
    I have a tooth that grew in sideways in the back of my mouth, I need to get that removed. I think I get some yearly free shit from my dental benefits so hopefully it covers it.

  • Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    He demonstrated to me that, apparently, I have been brushing my teeth incorrectly for what I will account to be my whole life.

    How're you supposed to do it? Brushing in circles?

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Inkyblots wrote: »
    I have a tooth that grew in sideways in the back of my mouth, I need to get that removed. I think I get some yearly free shit from my dental benefits so hopefully it covers it.

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    my wisdom teeth are in sideways

    gotta get that shit taken out before i stop being a student

    also apparently due to honours stress i've been chewing the shit out of my tongue while i've been sleeping and now it's gone all white and bitten up the sides

    mouths are weird

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    I think I'm ahead in the grand scheme of things with BJ. I'm not going to say I haven't lost money, because I have, but I seem to have more than my fair share of luck with BJ.

    I'm choosing to take this completely out of context

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    I think I'm ahead in the grand scheme of things with BJ. I'm not going to say I haven't lost money, because I have, but I seem to have more than my fair share of luck with BJ.

    I'm choosing to take this completely out of context

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    Why I never...!

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    blackjack rules if you like playing against the house and losing money

    Then you aren't playing right!

    I think I'm ahead in the grand scheme of things with BJ. I'm not going to say I haven't lost money, because I have, but I seem to have more than my fair share of luck with BJ.

    And slots. I seem to win on slots more often than I should.

    your argument here is basically "I suffer from confirmation bias but have elected to treat that bias as though it were evidence"

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    That's in right now. Get with the times.


    Also my opinion is always right. That is a fact.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    I had a whole lot of orthodontics done in early adulthood that really should have been done in childhood, but wasn't because our family dentist at that time was kind of rubbish. In one operation I had all four wisdom teeth removed and my upper jawbone broken in three places. They fitted a maxillary expander:
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    which I had to crank a quarter turn each night so that my jaw was gradually widened as the bone knitted back together, and after that I had braces fitted to move my teeth into the new space being created.

    Eating with braces is painful, but eating with an expander is just damn awkward. After meals I would usually find a quite spot and sort of... schlurp off the food that was trapped between the expander and the roof of my mouth. Here's a fun way to recreate that sound at home:

    1. Open up a text editor.
    2. Place your fingers on the h, f, l, p, s and r keys
    3. Mash them randomly for 30 seconds.
    4. Read the result out loud while breathing in through your mouth.

    My dental health has been pretty excellent since then. I brush and floss once a day with an electric toothbrush. I did chip a tooth recently, I think the enamel had been weakened from being an anchor point for the braces and expander. I am extremely grateful that I live in Australia and have decent private health cover though, so an unexpected trip to the dentist just means "Hmm better take it easy until the next payday" rather than "Hmm better sell all my stuff and get a second job".

  • existexist Registered User regular
    Whoa Butler I had one of those too. Worst morning routine ever.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Got this thing that runs in the family where we have soft enamel. Stuff just never gets to being the proper hardness. Had braces and years & years of good dental care. Still shit.

  • LilliLilli Registered User regular
    My family has terrible teeth, except for my mom. My mom actually has amazing teeth and basically never needs to get dental work done, but all of us inherited my dad's teeth. I think five of us had to get braces. When I was like 5 years old I had to get two root canals on my front teeth. I can't even remember why anymore, I just remember having it done for some odd reason.

    When I got into middle school I had to start seeing an orthodontist because I had these awful gaps between nearly every one of my teeth. Before I could get braces though I had to use one of those wonderful expanders that Butler mentioned. Cranking those things with the weird metal key they give you is just incredibly painful. My mouth was pretty much perpetually sore from the constant tearing it went through making it a painful chore to eat.

    After that I got to sit through six years of braces because of how slow my teeth were to adjust and not all of my adult teeth grew in because of the weird spacing. They ended up just settling on making space for an implant or bridge since I apparently one of my lateral incisors just never existed. Right as I was getting ready to get my braces off and my implant in and finish up with dental work in general someone hit me in the face with their laptop and knocked one of my front teeth out, so I ended up having to get a second implant done. At least I didn't have any wisdom teeth.

  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Q1: Do you ever have dreams about your teeth getting loose and falling out?

    Q2: If you ever had braces/a retainer, do you ever have dreams about finding your retainer and putting it back in?

  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    I'm a mutant who was born without wisdom teeth. Yay next stage in human evolution!

    I've had terrible teeth though, from a combination of like 2-3 years of no insurance (and hence no visits), lots of soda, and sometimes only brushing once a day. Then I started noticing bits of my teeth falling off and was like "okay I need to go see a dentist now." I've since given up on sugary soda, though not on soda entirely.

    I've gotten teeth dreams every now and then ever since then though. I guess they're one of the most common sorts of dreams?

  • ComradebotComradebot Lord of Dinosaurs Houston, TXRegistered User regular
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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Comradebot wrote: »
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    I still wince whenever I watch this

  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    I believe teeth are the only bone that does not grow and repair itself.


    What kind of fucked up shit is that?? If there is an intelligent creator, its a petulant and sadistic child. "Hey, here's something you have to use a LOT. Oh yeah, there's a nerve in EVERY ONE OF YOUR TEETH... and it can't fix itself. Take that, humans!"

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I believe teeth are the only bone that does not grow and repair itself.


    What kind of fucked up shit is that?? If there is an intelligent creator, its a petulant and sadistic child. "Hey, here's something you have to use a LOT. Oh yeah, there's a nerve in EVERY ONE OF YOUR TEETH... and it can't fix itself. Take that, humans!"

    More like, "Oh, you think you're smart, eh? Well, here's a bone that's constantly exposed to your own shitty excretions and the stuff you have to cram into your maw to survive. Even if you figure out how to keep it from rotting away or causing an infection that can kill you, I also created a place called Alabama. Enjoy!"

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