I have never been so glad to have not seen Crystal Skull.
It's really not that bad.
No, it is very bad.
In my opinion, it's a better film than Temple of Doom.
Raiders > Last Crusade > Crystal Skull > Temple of Doom.
You have a bad opinion! Temple is way superior to Crystal Skull on multiple fronts. I mean at least Temple has Iconic imagery and is the darkest movie in the franchise. People just hate it because of Willie Scott and she's not even that annoying.
No way, she's super fucking annoying.
My GF watched it for the first time last year and half way through she looks at me and says "Is that women ever gonna shut the hell up and stop screaming?".
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Temple is so much better than Crystal Skull we shouldn't even be having a conversation about it. It's like asking, "Which ice cream flavor is better, Rocky Road or Dirty Shards O'Glass?" Rocky Road isn't everyone's favorite, but yeah, I'll take it.
Temple is so much better than Crystal Skull we shouldn't even be having a conversation about it. It's like asking, "Which ice cream flavor is better, Rocky Road or Dirty Shards O'Glass?" Rocky Road isn't everyone's favorite, but yeah, I'll take it.
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We're all out of cake!
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I have never been so glad to have not seen Crystal Skull.
It's really not that bad.
No, it is very bad.
In my opinion, it's a better film than Temple of Doom.
Raiders > Last Crusade > Crystal Skull > Temple of Doom.
You have a bad opinion! Temple is way superior to Crystal Skull on multiple fronts. I mean at least Temple has Iconic imagery and is the darkest movie in the franchise. People just hate it because of Willie Scott and she's not even that annoying.
No way, she's super fucking annoying.
My GF watched it for the first time last year and half way through she looks at me and says "Is that women ever gonna shut the hell up and stop screaming?".
Much like his brother-in-beard Lucas, Spielberg has some really bad ideas of what constitutes humor in films. Spielberg is a master of a lot of things, but humor is not one of them. As probably evidenced by his one and only total failure being his one and only comedy, 1941.
Umm... there's a lot of humor in the first three Indy flicks, and most of it works.
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Yeah, the entire start of Temple has a lot of comedic moments, it gets darker later on, but there are some well timed jokes here and there. And Last Crusade had humor throughout.
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I have never been so glad to have not seen Crystal Skull.
It's really not that bad.
No, it is very bad.
In my opinion, it's a better film than Temple of Doom.
Raiders > Last Crusade > Crystal Skull > Temple of Doom.
You have a bad opinion! Temple is way superior to Crystal Skull on multiple fronts. I mean at least Temple has Iconic imagery and is the darkest movie in the franchise. People just hate it because of Willie Scott and she's not even that annoying.
I have never been so glad to have not seen Crystal Skull.
It's really not that bad.
No, it is very bad.
In my opinion, it's a better film than Temple of Doom.
Raiders > Last Crusade > Crystal Skull > Temple of Doom.
You have a bad opinion! Temple is way superior to Crystal Skull on multiple fronts. I mean at least Temple has Iconic imagery and is the darkest movie in the franchise. People just hate it because of Willie Scott and she's not even that annoying.
And the kid.
Holy crap that kid.
Short Round is under-rated.
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They keep showing Crystal Skull on TV and you know what? The Beef isn't bad for the first, like, 30 or so minutes of the movie. Him and Indy's original interactions work pretty well. It's only once they hit the jungle that they have him doing the stupidest shit.
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They keep showing Crystal Skull on TV and you know what? The Beef isn't bad for the first, like, 30 or so minutes of the movie. Him and Indy's original interactions work pretty well. It's only once they hit the jungle that they have him doing the stupidest shit.
And him having to do all that stupid shit isn't his fault. The Beef is fine.
They keep showing Crystal Skull on TV and you know what? The Beef isn't bad for the first, like, 30 or so minutes of the movie. Him and Indy's original interactions work pretty well. It's only once they hit the jungle that they have him doing the stupidest shit.
Isn't that around the time Shia Labeouf shows up?
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RLM already told us what the issue with Crystal Skull is, its not the beef (though the jungle onward he's useless as is marian) its that we all want to be Indy in the first 3 movies, and no one wants to be old indiana jones, not even harrison ford.
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They keep showing Crystal Skull on TV and you know what? The Beef isn't bad for the first, like, 30 or so minutes of the movie. Him and Indy's original interactions work pretty well. It's only once they hit the jungle that they have him doing the stupidest shit.
Isn't that around the time Shia Labeouf shows up?
No, he's around in ... whatever city in the states they are in.
The sad thing is, the scene in the dinner with him and Indy works really well. The two bounce off each other well and just seeing that, you'd think "You know, this could work".
Of course, by that pointy you've sat through the opening, so you've abandoned all hope for the movie, but still.
I thought they watched the movie. Just go to the basement, kill the one infected and wait till morning. Oh and make sure that a white guy checks to see if it's OK to come out.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
The best Steven Seagal movie was Executive Decision, where they set him up as a major badass and then kill him in the first 10 minutes so that the actual protagonist can take over.
Actually, it's a pretty unique twist on the Die Hard genre the sense that the terrorists aren't even aware that the heroes are on the plane until 10 minutes before the ending, which means that the entire movie is pretty much setup and build.
The backdrop musics in that Upstream Color thing was pretty nice; I don't think it's him but it would be pretty cool if the director dude had made the OST for the film again.
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No way, she's super fucking annoying.
My GF watched it for the first time last year and half way through she looks at me and says "Is that women ever gonna shut the hell up and stop screaming?".
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Much like his brother-in-beard Lucas, Spielberg has some really bad ideas of what constitutes humor in films. Spielberg is a master of a lot of things, but humor is not one of them. As probably evidenced by his one and only total failure being his one and only comedy, 1941.
but i did have to dig pretty deep for good Spielberg comedy. Some bits in Hook, maybe.
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Short Round is under-rated.
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Please stop posting something this wrong has to cause cancer.
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It must be opposite day.
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And him having to do all that stupid shit isn't his fault. The Beef is fine.
Isn't that around the time Shia Labeouf shows up?
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No, he's around in ... whatever city in the states they are in.
The sad thing is, the scene in the dinner with him and Indy works really well. The two bounce off each other well and just seeing that, you'd think "You know, this could work".
Of course, by that pointy you've sat through the opening, so you've abandoned all hope for the movie, but still.
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I don't like the call of duty games, but I love Peter Stormare and his ever evolving what the fuck is his accent (I believe he's a swede? Maybe fuck I dunno).
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We really need a disagree button just for this post. That movie was awful.
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I will definitely watch Olympus Has Fallen when it comes to Netflix.
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"With all due respect, I'm the best chance you've got"
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Gerard Butler must be this generations Seagal.
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Actually, it's a pretty unique twist on the Die Hard genre the sense that the terrorists aren't even aware that the heroes are on the plane until 10 minutes before the ending, which means that the entire movie is pretty much setup and build.
It looks so stupid. Really stupid. Stupid like "why are all these stars stooping so low" stupid. I am seriously baffled.
Maybe it's so stupid it's dope.
It's just a bunch of random cutaway skits.
"You dont have a choice" would of been better.
Also taking bets on whether the main bad guy is Korean (of the northern variety) or Chinese. My bet is Korean cause no one wants to piss of China.
No you're thinking of TED