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[Mini-Phalla] Arabian Nights - GAME OVER!

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I want all the charity.

    Every once of it.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    ounce?

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Typical corrupt camel herders. Just funneling the money into the man who's already pushing his wares, without thinking of the common folk. IT'S THIS KIND OF THING THAT IS KEEPING THE POOR POOR MAN

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Typical corrupt camel herders. Just funneling the money into the man who's already pushing his wares, without thinking of the common folk. IT'S THIS KIND OF THING THAT IS KEEPING THE POOR POOR MAN

    Except if I DO receive the funds they will be distributed to the poor and downtrodden. Of course some sort of proof to lowly station would be in order. No princes in rags looking for a free handout!

  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    I want all the charity.

    Every once of it.
    Back off! It's my charity! I saw it first!

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    hm

    I am amazed more people aren't all O.O about a genie that grants wishes.

    Like full on, barely any limits, whatever you can think of WISHES!

    Instead, we are talking about a shopkeeper and coins?

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    It is linguistically correct as long as charity has only occurred one time ever!

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    CAPITALISM HO

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Day One Narration


    After the explosion, chaos ensued in the Grand Hall of the Palace. Frightened guests accused others of being conspirators, or ran from the room in fear, wandering the halls aimlessly.

    Midday, a group of the “wanderers” in the Palace came across a peculiar sight. A man, dressed as one of the guards of the palace, yelling at the air. He was covered in blood.

    It’s all my fault!” he shrieked. “I’ve been so bad, so evil, and it’s too late! They’re here, they’re here, they’re here!”

    Just then, he charged at the bewildered group, gargling incoherently. The struggle lasted but a moment, as he appeared to have no concern for himself; soon enough, sportzboyjtw was unconscious on the floor. The people standing around him glanced at each other, then called for more guards to carry the unconscious “crazy guy” away.

    They returned to the Grand Hall at the same moment as someone else entered, from across the way. Unremarkable, save for the tattered and bloodied body he carried in his arms. Gaslight’s body was barely recognizable, but only the astute observers noticed that his sword was both bloody and mostly sheathed--he had seen more than one battle that night.

    ---

    Several of the partygoers-turned-victims went outside the Palace. They went without their bodyguards, but compared to what was inside the palace, the streets seemed almost safer. As they exited, they noticed a crowd around the entrance of the courtyard. There were several small shops set up there, the owners apparently trying to take advantage of the rich guests in the Palace.

    “Quickly, quickly, come over here, I have everything you need! Everything you want!”

    “No no no, don’t listen to that charleton, only here can you get your true desires!”

    They moved in for a closer look...

    ---

    A shadow, moving through the room. In between chattering nobles like the breeze. Unseen by all, especially his victim... On his throne, adjusting his hat, Capfalcon, the Sultan leaned forward, a knife in his back.

    Screams echoed throughout the chamber.

    ---

    Their target was careless. Whistling, staring out the window. Easy pickings to thin the number for the revolution. They moved behind him, readied their blades to strike, and--

    FLASH

    They blinked, looked around. Their blades were sheathed, hidden, they were standing in amidst the screams in the Grand Hall.

    ”What just happened?” Whispers.

    ”I have no idea. One minute we were in the hallway, about ready to kill that fool, the next.... were we drugged?”

    ”I don’t know. But be careful...”

    ---

    A small body lay sprawled on the floor in a hallway. The body of ObiFett, an unknown that no one in the grand Palace would care about or miss.


    The Dead

    sportzboyjtw, Guard - Vote
    Gaslight, Guard - Shredded
    Capfalcon, Sultan - Knifed in the back
    ObiFett, Urchin - Stabbed


    Stay tuned for one more announcement after the PMs.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    OOOOoooOOOOooOOO

    NOOOOOOO!

    I was going to have so much fun this game...

    Whoever killed me is grudged forever.

    forever day one'd by me

    forever

    OOOoooOOOooOOoOOO

    ObiFett on
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Oh cool a game where you can't call kills.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Retaba implied that I would be robbed last night. Indeed I was. My new shipment of a Telescope was stolen before it even had a chance to be for sale! Surely this town is not so lawless as to let such blatant thievery stand!

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    The shops are open for business! You may purchase any item(s) you’d like for the posted price, simply send me, the host, a PM expressing your desire to buy the item. You will receive the item instantly after your purchase!

    Items will be sold on a first-come, first-serve basis, so don’t wait!

    • Ancient cookbook full of secret recipes - 35 gold
    • Sweets of the Orient, “Candy tastes better with Anialos dead” - 50 gold

    PMs are out (if you expected one but didn’t receive it, let me know please), and with that, Day Two BEGINS

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Of course my competitor does not wish to involve himself in honest business practices. The people most willing to do his bidding would of course be the mafia, making him no better than them once he sells all his wares to the evil doers.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Your shopkeepers thank you for your patronage! Both items up for sale today have been sold, but stay tuned for more tomorrow!

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Well. That didn't last.

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Oh silly Anialos, do you honestly believe I would make my target known to thievery? Tsk, twas not I who robbed you, this night anyways.

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I am seeing an obvious lack of a dead TRV.

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    why are we not voting for TRV immediately?

  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Well, you've certainly changed your tune. :P

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Mostly because we want to get a vote record.

    I am saying this as the guy who failed to vote yesterday.

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    oh.

    that would make sense, yes.

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    I will have no items for private sale today as the Urchins have seen fit to make off with my shipment. My services of identification are still available if any wish to use them.

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    OOOOoooOOOOooOOO

    NOOOOOOO!

    I was going to have so much fun this game...

    Whoever killed me is grudged forever.

    forever day one'd by me

    forever

    OOOoooOOOooOOoOOO

    OOOoooOOO

    You and me both, death buddy!

    oooOOOooo

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Oops

    stever777 on
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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Had to remove color from quote and re-post.
    Lucedes wrote: »
    why are we not voting for TRV immediately?

    Exactly...
    TRV

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Let's go stever777 and let the vig take care of TRV.

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Hey, Baidol, why do you first suggest that TRV doesn't get seered, and then when he doesn't get vigged, you say "why don't we just wait for him to be vigged?"

    That line of thought doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    At what point did I suggest he not be seered?

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Ahhhhhh, I see what you are saying.

    Well, sportzboy could have been making shit up. He could have been lying. He could be a death miller and is trying to manipulate us into killing someone. He could also have been telling the truth.

    What I am saying is that everyone voting TRV today is a very, very good way for the mafia to pile onto a safe bandwagon because everyone else is too lazy to find alternatives. I do not think he was lying and think TRV should die, just not to the vote.

    So, yes, vote for me. I want your decisions and reasoning on public record.

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Oh, whoops, that was Langly.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Baidol!!!

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Actually, Baidol has a point, (on his head!)
    Retaba

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    It seems the vig(s?) aren't doing their job, it's up to us to

    *gets chopped in half by steel-bladed pincer doors*

    vote out !TRV. Normally, I wouldn't expect someone who died village aligned to lie...

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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    TRV since, as B:L pointed out, the vigs failed to do it last night for whatever reason.

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    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    Oh, whoops, that was Langly.

    There was no point in seering him because the vig should have killed him. He was either guarded or something, or the vig failed to see the relevance of killing him. Now we have to waste a vote day on what might be a goose chase. Since sportz came up green, there's actually little chance his story was true. He was the same as the other guard who died.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Oh and if it is as I think and trv is the vi, sportz really fucked over the village

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    But I mean trv, we have to

  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    [color="red']trv[/color] because, you have to believe the crooked prison guard...

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    ugh

    This is the second time

    TRV

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