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[Mini-Phalla] Arabian Nights - GAME OVER!
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Every once of it.
Except if I DO receive the funds they will be distributed to the poor and downtrodden. Of course some sort of proof to lowly station would be in order. No princes in rags looking for a free handout!
I am amazed more people aren't all O.O about a genie that grants wishes.
Like full on, barely any limits, whatever you can think of WISHES!
Instead, we are talking about a shopkeeper and coins?
After the explosion, chaos ensued in the Grand Hall of the Palace. Frightened guests accused others of being conspirators, or ran from the room in fear, wandering the halls aimlessly.
Midday, a group of the “wanderers” in the Palace came across a peculiar sight. A man, dressed as one of the guards of the palace, yelling at the air. He was covered in blood.
“It’s all my fault!” he shrieked. “I’ve been so bad, so evil, and it’s too late! They’re here, they’re here, they’re here!”
Just then, he charged at the bewildered group, gargling incoherently. The struggle lasted but a moment, as he appeared to have no concern for himself; soon enough, sportzboyjtw was unconscious on the floor. The people standing around him glanced at each other, then called for more guards to carry the unconscious “crazy guy” away.
They returned to the Grand Hall at the same moment as someone else entered, from across the way. Unremarkable, save for the tattered and bloodied body he carried in his arms. Gaslight’s body was barely recognizable, but only the astute observers noticed that his sword was both bloody and mostly sheathed--he had seen more than one battle that night.
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Several of the partygoers-turned-victims went outside the Palace. They went without their bodyguards, but compared to what was inside the palace, the streets seemed almost safer. As they exited, they noticed a crowd around the entrance of the courtyard. There were several small shops set up there, the owners apparently trying to take advantage of the rich guests in the Palace.
“Quickly, quickly, come over here, I have everything you need! Everything you want!”
“No no no, don’t listen to that charleton, only here can you get your true desires!”
They moved in for a closer look...
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A shadow, moving through the room. In between chattering nobles like the breeze. Unseen by all, especially his victim... On his throne, adjusting his hat, Capfalcon, the Sultan leaned forward, a knife in his back.
Screams echoed throughout the chamber.
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Their target was careless. Whistling, staring out the window. Easy pickings to thin the number for the revolution. They moved behind him, readied their blades to strike, and--
FLASH
They blinked, looked around. Their blades were sheathed, hidden, they were standing in amidst the screams in the Grand Hall.
”What just happened?” Whispers.
”I have no idea. One minute we were in the hallway, about ready to kill that fool, the next.... were we drugged?”
”I don’t know. But be careful...”
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A small body lay sprawled on the floor in a hallway. The body of ObiFett, an unknown that no one in the grand Palace would care about or miss.
The Dead
sportzboyjtw, Guard - Vote
Gaslight, Guard - Shredded
Capfalcon, Sultan - Knifed in the back
ObiFett, Urchin - Stabbed
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NOOOOOOO!
I was going to have so much fun this game...
Whoever killed me is grudged forever.
forever day one'd by me
forever
OOOoooOOOooOOoOOO
Items will be sold on a first-come, first-serve basis, so don’t wait!
PMs are out (if you expected one but didn’t receive it, let me know please), and with that, Day Two BEGINS
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I am saying this as the guy who failed to vote yesterday.
that would make sense, yes.
OOOoooOOO
You and me both, death buddy!
oooOOOooo
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The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Exactly...
TRV
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
That line of thought doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
Well, sportzboy could have been making shit up. He could have been lying. He could be a death miller and is trying to manipulate us into killing someone. He could also have been telling the truth.
What I am saying is that everyone voting TRV today is a very, very good way for the mafia to pile onto a safe bandwagon because everyone else is too lazy to find alternatives. I do not think he was lying and think TRV should die, just not to the vote.
So, yes, vote for me. I want your decisions and reasoning on public record.
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Retaba
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
*gets chopped in half by steel-bladed pincer doors*
vote out !TRV. Normally, I wouldn't expect someone who died village aligned to lie...
Confusion will be my epitaph
There was no point in seering him because the vig should have killed him. He was either guarded or something, or the vig failed to see the relevance of killing him. Now we have to waste a vote day on what might be a goose chase. Since sportz came up green, there's actually little chance his story was true. He was the same as the other guard who died.
This is the second time
TRV