For my Nord pro-Ulfric guy I picked the ugliest orc woman I could find to marry. My children are going to be rock monsters born with warhammers in their hands.
There needs to be a mod for other races children, I hate that the only children you see are snot-nosed nordic ones. I wanted some baby argonians and cute little khajits.
Im hoping the second DLC after Dawnguard is a return to morrowind, I would just love to see it now, all fucked from Red Mountain, returning to all the trashed towns, silt striders, etc
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My Orc Iron Man turned to Daedric artifacts after he ignored that arguing couple that give a side quest in Winterhold and couldn't save them from a dragon that turned up moments later.
let me tell you about the life cycle of the khajiit and argonians
what's odd about the khajiit
other than body type being determined by the lunar phase
oh, nothing really
just all khajiit being born identically, and then based on the lunar phases at the time of their birth they develop into monstrous cats the size of rhinos, humanoids nearly indistinguishable from bosmer, anthropomorphized cat people of various degrees, or common housecats skilled in magic, with everything in between also represented
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Do you know who I really hated in Morrowind? That fucking Bosmer that asked you for money, and if you didn't give it to him, he comes back later armed to the teeth with high-level gear to wreck your shit.
Do you know who I really hated in Morrowind? That fucking Bosmer that asked you for money, and if you didn't give it to him, he comes back later armed to the teeth with high-level gear to wreck your shit.
oh, he'll do that no matter what
eventually, you will not be able to pay what he demands
I did kill the shit out of them with those dwemer darts you find beneath the city
those things were ridiculously powerful
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Do you know who I really hated in Morrowind? That fucking Bosmer that asked you for money, and if you didn't give it to him, he comes back later armed to the teeth with high-level gear to wreck your shit.
he does it anyway
even if you give him money he asks for ever more ridiculous sums, until you refuse him and he swears revenge, or until you get to 1,000,000 septims
which even if you do have that much he thinks you're fucking with him
Do you know who I really hated in Morrowind? That fucking Bosmer that asked you for money, and if you didn't give it to him, he comes back later armed to the teeth with high-level gear to wreck your shit.
fun facts about gaenor
he's a beggar who asks you for, sequentially, 50 bucks, a hundred bucks, a thousand bucks, ten thousand bucks, and a million bucks
if you offer to give him the million, and actually have it, he'll sneer at you and doesn't believe you
then he shows up later with a full suit of ebony gear and a Luck stat of fucking 770, among other improvements, which make him probably the single most deadly opponent in the game and its expansions
I found a Stormcloak camp and killed everyone but their commander, who couldn't be taken down past the last little fraction of health, and he would just keep regenerating
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nothing will stop her from obtaining a rare artifact
eating human flesh?
sure, no prob
The thalmor are just extremely annoying rivals
and the Stormcloaks are huge racists, so she has to take matters into her own hands
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wish there was a path to that quest that was all
man I am a dinosaur / cat person
eating people is not a big taboo for me
There needs to be a mod for other races children, I hate that the only children you see are snot-nosed nordic ones. I wanted some baby argonians and cute little khajits.
I do this with Markarth
I've barely been there but any time a quest points that I'm just like, ugh, I feel so dirty walking in there
Maybe a big Orc guy?
Perhaps a Dunmer housesl- I mean, wife/husband
Or a lucky lady lesbian lizard
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you mean the only one there is?
I know well enough to not do that one quest that sends you there without warning now. That killed me on my first play through.
I have the Amulet of Mara, can I just be like
Sup girl
wanna get married?
yeah, pretty much
at least she has a chipper personality
none of this "DARK TIMES AHEAD" doom and gloom
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what's odd about the khajiit
other than body type being determined by the lunar phase
someone that will bake me cupcakes when I mention (DB spoiler)
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Who was the really amorous Khajiit in Morrowind?
all I can think of is the orc that thought he was a Khajiit
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oh, nothing really
just all khajiit being born identically, and then based on the lunar phases at the time of their birth they develop into monstrous cats the size of rhinos, humanoids nearly indistinguishable from bosmer, anthropomorphized cat people of various degrees, or common housecats skilled in magic, with everything in between also represented
are you perhaps speaking of ahnassi
actually that's not too far off
I think you have to talk to the priest of mara in riften's temple first though
and you do have to have done something for the person, but if you can recruit them you can probably marry them
oh, he'll do that no matter what
eventually, you will not be able to pay what he demands
I did kill the shit out of them with those dwemer darts you find beneath the city
those things were ridiculously powerful
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he does it anyway
even if you give him money he asks for ever more ridiculous sums, until you refuse him and he swears revenge, or until you get to 1,000,000 septims
which even if you do have that much he thinks you're fucking with him
and swears revenge
fun facts about gaenor
he's a beggar who asks you for, sequentially, 50 bucks, a hundred bucks, a thousand bucks, ten thousand bucks, and a million bucks
if you offer to give him the million, and actually have it, he'll sneer at you and doesn't believe you
then he shows up later with a full suit of ebony gear and a Luck stat of fucking 770, among other improvements, which make him probably the single most deadly opponent in the game and its expansions
I forgot about actually having enough
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hop onto the rooftops to regenerate, gaenor down below shaking his fist
hop back down, take a few swings with my daedric claymore
forever
I want to show off my daedric artifact collection
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pfft, houses
I used to leap over the ghostfence
this is what you're fighting for?
this is the seat of your imperial aspiration?
irks me
that those guys bullying the dunmer are marked as essential
what was up with that
anyone who can potentially give you quests can not be killed