Skyrim: Dawnguard Details Disclosed: KILL ALL VAMPIRES

Doobh

I'm playing my Argonian as a relentless collector and archaeological researcher

nothing will stop her from obtaining a rare artifact

eating human flesh?

sure, no prob


The thalmor are just extremely annoying rivals

and the Stormcloaks are huge racists, so she has to take matters into her own hands

Dichotomy

argonians totally eat human flesh anyways

wish there was a path to that quest that was all

man I am a dinosaur / cat person
eating people is not a big taboo for me

Prohass

For my Nord pro-Ulfric guy I picked the ugliest orc woman I could find to marry. My children are going to be rock monsters born with warhammers in their hands.

There needs to be a mod for other races children, I hate that the only children you see are snot-nosed nordic ones. I wanted some baby argonians and cute little khajits.

Grey Ghost

TrippyJing wrote: »

How many people have walked into Windhelm

and promptly walked out going "what the fuck?"

I do this with Markarth
I've barely been there but any time a quest points that I'm just like, ugh, I feel so dirty walking in there

Dichotomy

let me tell you about the life cycle of the khajiit and argonians

Doobh

I'm still debating who my Argonian should marry

Maybe a big Orc guy?

Perhaps a Dunmer housesl- I mean, wife/husband

Or a lucky lady lesbian lizard

TrippyJing

In South Black Marsh I was born and raised

Dichotomy

Dubh wrote: »

Or a lucky lady lesbian lizard

you mean the only one there is?

Maximum

Grey Ghost wrote: »

TrippyJing wrote: »

How many people have walked into Windhelm

and promptly walked out going "what the fuck?"

I do this with Markarth
I've barely been there but any time a quest points that I'm just like, ugh, I feel so dirty walking in there

I know well enough to not do that one quest that sends you there without warning now. That killed me on my first play through.

Grey Ghost

I haven't even tried to marry anyone
I have the Amulet of Mara, can I just be like

Sup girl
wanna get married?

Doobh

Dichotomy wrote: »

Dubh wrote: »

Or a lucky lady lesbian lizard

you mean the only one there is?

yeah, pretty much

at least she has a chipper personality

none of this "DARK TIMES AHEAD" doom and gloom

Prohass

Im hoping the second DLC after Dawnguard is a return to morrowind, I would just love to see it now, all fucked from Red Mountain, returning to all the trashed towns, silt striders, etc

Dichotomy

maybe the DLC will add romanceable khajiit

PaperLuigi44

My Orc Iron Man turned to Daedric artifacts after he ignored that arguing couple that give a side quest in Winterhold and couldn't save them from a dragon that turned up moments later.

Seriously

Dichotomy wrote: »

let me tell you about the life cycle of the khajiit and argonians

what's odd about the khajiit

other than body type being determined by the lunar phase

Doobh

all I need is someone to accept me when I come home splattered with the blood of a dozen different species

someone that will bake me cupcakes when I mention (DB spoiler)

assassinating the emperor

TrippyJing

Dichotomy wrote: »

maybe the DLC will add romanceable khajiit

Who was the really amorous Khajiit in Morrowind?

Doobh

TrippyJing wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

maybe the DLC will add romanceable khajiit

Who was the really amorous Khajiit in Morrowind?

all I can think of is the orc that thought he was a Khajiit

Dichotomy

Seriously wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

let me tell you about the life cycle of the khajiit and argonians

what's odd about the khajiit

other than body type being determined by the lunar phase

oh, nothing really

just all khajiit being born identically, and then based on the lunar phases at the time of their birth they develop into monstrous cats the size of rhinos, humanoids nearly indistinguishable from bosmer, anthropomorphized cat people of various degrees, or common housecats skilled in magic, with everything in between also represented

TrippyJing

Do you know who I really hated in Morrowind? That fucking Bosmer that asked you for money, and if you didn't give it to him, he comes back later armed to the teeth with high-level gear to wreck your shit.

Dichotomy

TrippyJing wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

maybe the DLC will add romanceable khajiit

Who was the really amorous Khajiit in Morrowind?

are you perhaps speaking of ahnassi

Seriously

Grey Ghost wrote: »

I haven't even tried to marry anyone
I have the Amulet of Mara, can I just be like

Sup girl
wanna get married?

actually that's not too far off

I think you have to talk to the priest of mara in riften's temple first though


and you do have to have done something for the person, but if you can recruit them you can probably marry them

Doobh

TrippyJing wrote: »

Do you know who I really hated in Morrowind? That fucking Bosmer that asked you for money, and if you didn't give it to him, he comes back later armed to the teeth with high-level gear to wreck your shit.

oh, he'll do that no matter what

eventually, you will not be able to pay what he demands

I did kill the shit out of them with those dwemer darts you find beneath the city

those things were ridiculously powerful

Seriously

TrippyJing wrote: »

Do you know who I really hated in Morrowind? That fucking Bosmer that asked you for money, and if you didn't give it to him, he comes back later armed to the teeth with high-level gear to wreck your shit.

he does it anyway

even if you give him money he asks for ever more ridiculous sums, until you refuse him and he swears revenge, or until you get to 1,000,000 septims


which even if you do have that much he thinks you're fucking with him

and swears revenge

Dichotomy

TrippyJing wrote: »

Do you know who I really hated in Morrowind? That fucking Bosmer that asked you for money, and if you didn't give it to him, he comes back later armed to the teeth with high-level gear to wreck your shit.

fun facts about gaenor
he's a beggar who asks you for, sequentially, 50 bucks, a hundred bucks, a thousand bucks, ten thousand bucks, and a million bucks

if you offer to give him the million, and actually have it, he'll sneer at you and doesn't believe you



then he shows up later with a full suit of ebony gear and a Luck stat of fucking 770, among other improvements, which make him probably the single most deadly opponent in the game and its expansions

Doobh

oh, that's right

I forgot about actually having enough

Seriously

it took me fifteen minutes to kill that little fucker

Dichotomy

take a few swings with my daedric claymore

hop onto the rooftops to regenerate, gaenor down below shaking his fist

hop back down, take a few swings with my daedric claymore

forever

Grey Ghost

I also finally put that axe to use that I enchanted a while back, and now the souls of an entire Nord tomb reside in my inventory

Doobh

which house has the most displays available for weapons and armor

I want to show off my daedric artifact collection

Cilla Black

I miss being able to jump over houses

TrippyJing

Has anyone seen this speedrun of Morrowind? It is fucking insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1IRxTN-_kU

Maximum

That's why I love these games. I must've played through Morrowind at least four times and never ran into that Gaenor shit.

Dichotomy

Cilla Black wrote: »

I miss being able to jump over houses

pfft, houses

I used to leap over the ghostfence

MrMonroe

TrippyJing wrote: »

How many people have walked into Windhelm

and promptly walked out going "what the fuck?"

this is what you're fighting for?

this is the seat of your imperial aspiration?

Dichotomy

it
irks me

that those guys bullying the dunmer are marked as essential

Seriously

yeah

Grey Ghost

I found a Stormcloak camp and killed everyone but their commander, who couldn't be taken down past the last little fraction of health, and he would just keep regenerating

what was up with that

Seriously

he's essential

anyone who can potentially give you quests can not be killed

Seriously

murder wisely