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skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
edited June 2012 in Debate and/or Discourse
babby get!

sawyer grey dumptruck

about 8.5 lbs

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he has already pooped on me!

so I smacked him around a bit

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need to establish dominance in the pack early

yay

newborns are squished and strange

he came out and he was blue and his head was elongated like the monster from alien

and now he is snoozing

I am running on like 2 hours of sleep : (

skippydumptruck on
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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gratz on babby

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    doomspawn from stink crevice!

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Grats!

    Kickass

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    doomspawn from stink crevice!

    yes!

    crotchdropping!

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Robos A Go Go wrote:
    I just assume that all children are accidents unless a couple has explicitly said that they were trying.

    what sort of friends do you have that they tell you that much about their fucking?

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    dumptruck baby

    poo
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    :D

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Robos A Go Go wrote:
    I just assume that all children are accidents unless a couple has explicitly said that they were trying.

    what sort of friends do you have that they tell you that much about their fucking?

    man lots of people tell their friends they are trying to have a baby

    don't be a goose

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Congrats Skippy!

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Grats Skippy!

    desc wrote: »
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    grats!

    next time he cries you should pee on him

    not only will this reinforce your paternal dominance but the warm fluid will have a soothing effect as it is reminiscent of the amniotic fluids from his previous habitat

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    I had a weird dream last night where I could fly by thinking positive thoughts, but it caused brown liquor to squirt out of my foot by the liter when I landed.

    My first thought when I woke up "Please God don't tell me I pissed the bed."
    I didn't piss the bed :)

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Congratulations Skips! First day at my new gig and a baby is born. Coincidence?

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Babbydumptruck!

    Congratulations!

    I have a very useful resource for you: http://twitter.com/#!/Newparentworry
    worried new parent ‏@newparentworry

    Any tips for how to handle bathtimes when baby reverts to its neutrino state and only weakly interacts with normal matter?

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Babby [chat] is best [chat]. :D<3

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Congrats on babby, Skippy. When can I donate to the customary baby tattoo fund?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    :^:

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Congrats on babby Skippy!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    grats!

    next time he cries you should pee on him

    not only will this reinforce your paternal dominance but the warm fluid will have a soothing effect as it is reminiscent of the amniotic fluids from his previous habitat

    this is creepy because this sounds like advice that people could actually give

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    when will he receive his first ink?

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    also sawyer sounds kinda formal but i cant think of a nickname

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Congratulations, skippy! It's about goddamn time!

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    when will he receive his first ink?

    When he kills his first man.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    When does he grow the sharp spines characteristic of dumptrucks?

    PSN: Honkalot
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    he's already prettier than skippy

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    when will he receive his first ink?

    When he kills his first man.

    D:

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    That baby has got the ears for gauging.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Skippy when changing his diaper, make sure you note where his winky is aimed. It can go off at any time and you don't want to be in the line of fire.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Walking through Westminster, wading through crowds of tourists I feel equal parts rage at the masses of tourists and shame at my stupidity for choosing the route

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    man babies are so easy

    all they do is sleep

    this will not impact my lifestyle at all

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    congrats, skippy. don't leave the babby unattended for hours while you LoL it up.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    in europe it is nearly time for his first 420

    Tav on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    congrats, skippy. don't leave the babby unattended for hours while you LoL it up.

    THEY RAISE THEMSELVES

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    man babies are so easy

    all they do is sleep

    this will not impact my lifestyle at all

    For the first 3 months or so this is actually quite true (except you will be waking up at night a lot).

    Then they start needing actual attention.

    Then they start moving.

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    God brought him into the world to free you up to watch the E3 Announcements!

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Skippy when changing his diaper, make sure you note where his winky is aimed. It can go off at any time and you don't want to be in the line of fire.

    we have some pee pee tipis at home for just this issue!

  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    and it ain't even mah birfday

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    Congratulations Skippy Dadtruck!

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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