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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    What do the C's stand for anyway?

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Hey I heard we're talking about microdongs in here.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    What do the C's stand for anyway?

    Command & Conquer, it's the new expansion pack from EA.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
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    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    What do the C's stand for anyway?

    Cool and cocksure

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    what the shit dk that doesn't even work gonna cut u

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    What do the C's stand for anyway?

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Hey I heard we're talking about microdongs in here.

    Microdongs are on everyone's lips.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Hey I heard we're talking about microdongs in here.

    Microdongs are on everyone's lips.

    It's not gay though, because you can't really tell.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Having too big of a dick is a thing. No one wants their cervix poked.

    Hey man, you speak for your own cervix. A cervix bump ain't that bad all the time. :P

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Having too big of a dick is a thing. No one wants their cervix poked.

    Hey man, you speak for your own cervix. A cervix bump ain't that bad all the time. :P

    This thread is getting hot.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    The comment about vultures and cloaca makes me think Mordin is hiding a secret.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Poor people with micropenises. How do they penis fence?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    final final match between solomid and clg starting right now on MLG

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Poor people with micropenises. How do they penis fence?

    Hats!

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Poor people with micropenises. How do they penis fence?

    Fair enough, but can you use your penis to reset your wireless router?

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Having too big of a dick is a thing. No one wants their cervix poked.

    Hey man, you speak for your own cervix. A cervix bump ain't that bad all the time. :P

    Uh, I hear it's extremely painful.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Having too big of a dick is a thing. No one wants their cervix poked.

    Hey man, you speak for your own cervix. A cervix bump ain't that bad all the time. :P

    Uh, I hear it's extremely painful.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Is it at all difficult to cancel Netflix during the free trial period? Like, do they go nuts on you like a freaking gym membership?

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    you're mother fuckin fired

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Is it at all difficult to cancel Netflix during the free trial period? Like, do they go nuts on you like a freaking gym membership?

    No.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    netflix was painless to cancel. i think they mailed me twice afterwards. once a couple of weeks later, and once like six months later. nothing since.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Having too big of a dick is a thing. No one wants their cervix poked.

    Hey man, you speak for your own cervix. A cervix bump ain't that bad all the time. :P

    Uh, I hear it's extremely painful.

    It can be, yes. However, I know it can also feel really, really good if you work up to it.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Awesome, thanks guys.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sex is weird.

    People are different.

    I'm out of obvious statements.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sex is so very weird.

    I don't even think I could articulate my sexual desires if I had to.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    "Things That Make You Go Hmmm" and "Just a Little Touch of Love" are actually both about the sensation of having a penis slap your cervix.

    Robos A Go Go on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i like when someone or something touches my penis until i achieve climax

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sex is so very weird.

    I don't even think I could articulate my sexual desires if I had to.

    I can explain them in shapes, colors, and textures.

    Any higher level of organization than that is out of the question.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i like when someone or something touches my penis until i achieve climax

    Maaaaan you are so vanilla

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Is there a way to make my Macbook Air stop making a bunch of directories in every single folder on my network drive every time I access the drive from my Macbook?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Is there a way to make my Macbook Air stop making a bunch of directories in every single folder on my network drive every time I access the drive from my Macbook?

    Just accept the perfect wisdom of Apple.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I had sex with a micro dong sporting guy

    It was actually pretty fun

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I had sex with a micro dong sporting guy

    It was actually pretty fun

    You topped I assume? Or?

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i like when someone or something touches my penis until i achieve climax

    Maaaaan you are so vanilla
    I love it when a [noun] [verb]s my [adjective] [noun],

    and then there's gelato all over the place.

    (Feel free to make that as dirty as you need it to be!)

    Robos A Go Go on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i like when someone or something touches my penis until i achieve climax

    Maaaaan you are so vanilla

    well there is more to it than that inquisitor i am just giving a broad overview, gosh

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i like when someone or something touches my penis until i achieve climax

    Maaaaan you are so vanilla

    well there is more to it than that inquisitor i am just giving a broad overview, gosh

    I want all the juicy deets!

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