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A [PHALLA] to Restore Sanity and/or Fear GAME OVER! EC WIN!

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Look, everyone. Let's keep level heads here. Stop the yapping of the media elite and listen to the voices of the people.
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    That's an interesting point, do you think that you are the voice of the people?

    Sounds a lot like something Mr. Stewart would say.

    !LoserForHireX


    What is it that you have to fear from listening to the people "Mr." Tehspectre? Are you afraid that you will be discovered to be some sort of comedian?

    I am not the voice of the people, but I let the people speak for themselves.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    CapFalcon, you will take this day 1 grudge vote because even though I had a ton of fun in your game, giving the mafia 7 kills in two nights when they only had 1 player left made me a sad panda because I thought for sure the village had that one in the bag.

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    adejaanadejaan Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. Must we begin attacking each other so soon? Let's give some time over to polite discourse before the mudslinging begins.


    Oh, who am I kidding? We're journalists, after all. amateurhour's clearly promoting shodd

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    adejaanadejaan Registered User regular
    Ugh, let me try that again.

    Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. Must we begin attacking each other so soon? Let's give some time over to polite discourse before the mudslinging begins.


    Oh, who am I kidding? We're journalists, after all. amateurhour's clearly promoting shoddy journalism and therefore must be eliminated!

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    Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    adejaan wrote: »
    Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. Must we begin attacking each other so soon? Let's give some time over to polite discourse before the mudslinging begins.


    Oh, who am I kidding? We're journalists, after all. amateurhour's clearly promoting shodd

    Unlike certain hotheads who will run their mouths without thinking, I full intend to wait for all the facts to come in before I make a judgement.

    In the meantime though, I'll vote for Assuran

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Kagera i think he called me a dick once..like 6 years ago or something. I probably had it coming, but still.

    Also, I am confused...so the daily show is the bad guys?

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    so the daily show is the bad guys?
    Why? Is your PM a daily show guy?

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    so the daily show is the bad guys?
    Why? Is your PM a daily show guy?

    Who is this Jon Stewart guy and why did I get a PM with him in it?

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    CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    I don't think I have any grudges at the moment. I guess I'm going to have to drudge up someone.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Kagera i think he called me a dick once..like 6 years ago or something. I probably had it coming, but still.

    Also, I am confused...so the daily show is the bad guys?

    Certain major news networks have reported that, within the context of this game, we are all respectable journalists, and those no good "comedians" over at TDS have decided to take us off the air once and for all. In this ratings war, it's Us vs Them.

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    Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Kagera i think he called me a dick once..like 6 years ago or something. I probably had it coming, but still.

    Also, I am confused...so the daily show is the bad guys?

    Certain major news networks have reported that, within the context of this game, we are all respectable journalists, and those no good "comedians" over at TDS have decided to take us off the air once and for all. In this ratings war, it's Us vs Them.
    Well... some of us are respectable journalists. Others of us are MSNBC socialists.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Oh right, for the newbies: DON'T EDIT A POST WITH A VOTE IN IT.

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    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Pi-r8 wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Kagera i think he called me a dick once..like 6 years ago or something. I probably had it coming, but still.

    Also, I am confused...so the daily show is the bad guys?

    Certain major news networks have reported that, within the context of this game, we are all respectable journalists, and those no good "comedians" over at TDS have decided to take us off the air once and for all. In this ratings war, it's Us vs Them.
    Well... some of us are respectable journalists. Others of us are MSNBC socialists.


    Ohh I get it.

    Whatever Clinton News Network. Did I do that right.

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    Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    Pi-r8 wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Kagera i think he called me a dick once..like 6 years ago or something. I probably had it coming, but still.

    Also, I am confused...so the daily show is the bad guys?

    Certain major news networks have reported that, within the context of this game, we are all respectable journalists, and those no good "comedians" over at TDS have decided to take us off the air once and for all. In this ratings war, it's Us vs Them.
    Well... some of us are respectable journalists. Others of us are MSNBC socialists.


    Ohh I get it.

    Whatever Clinton News Network. Did I do that right.
    More like the Communist News Network. Or is that the same thing?

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    enlightenedbum edited that post!

    his vote doesn't count

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    So many names of historic phalla players I want to vote for. I guess I should start with.

    TehSpectre

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    Man.... TehSpectre, Oats, Rent, Thanatos. So many players to vote out.

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    KasynKasyn I'm not saying I don't like our chances. She called me the master.Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    I'm here tonight to tell you about a war. You may not even know it's going on, but that doesn't stop them from plotting, and scheming, and using their Soros money to take us all down. I'm out here in the trenches, every day, calling them out on their bullshit, firing back.

    They'll play the race card, they'll go after our families, they'll look down at us from their Socialist-factories by the names of Harvard, Stanford, Yale...

    In the coming days I'm going to release my chilling expose, detailing how those rotten bastards at the Daily Show have waged war against conservative Americans. I have recorded video of them trying to recruit a vicious army of child prostitutes to silence critics. I've infiltrated the inner Comedy Central sanctum. I have pictures of John Oliver's dick. And that's just day one.

    Lucedes is paying careful attention to this thread right now. Too careful.

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    adejaanadejaan Registered User regular
    Oh right, for the newbies: DON'T EDIT A POST WITH A VOTE IN IT.

    Sorry, sorry, hit edit before I remembered not to edit.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    adejaan wrote: »
    Oh right, for the newbies: DON'T EDIT A POST WITH A VOTE IN IT.

    Sorry, sorry, hit edit before I remembered not to edit.

    Yeah you just reminded me and you made a new post. So you're fine.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    adejaan wrote: »
    Oh right, for the newbies: DON'T EDIT A POST WITH A VOTE IN IT.

    Sorry, sorry, hit edit before I remembered not to edit.

    I think as long as you don't save the edit...

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    KasynKasyn I'm not saying I don't like our chances. She called me the master.Registered User regular
    adejaan wrote: »
    Oh right, for the newbies: DON'T EDIT A POST WITH A VOTE IN IT.

    Sorry, sorry, hit edit before I remembered not to edit.

    Yeah you just reminded me and you made a new post. So you're fine.

    Crap, I was even aware of that and edited mine anyways. Sorry! This is going to be really tough for me, because I almost always catch some grammatical mistake after I post. Will do my best in the future.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Pi-r8 wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Kagera i think he called me a dick once..like 6 years ago or something. I probably had it coming, but still.

    Also, I am confused...so the daily show is the bad guys?

    Certain major news networks have reported that, within the context of this game, we are all respectable journalists, and those no good "comedians" over at TDS have decided to take us off the air once and for all. In this ratings war, it's Us vs Them.
    Well... some of us are respectable journalists. Others of us are MSNBC socialists.

    Please. The only difference between MSNBC, Fox News, and every other organization is the shape and color of the toolbox.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    I'm going to roll two dice here to see who I should vote for in the list, since clearly there is no clear direction here yet... And it is a 5 and a 6, so that'll be ObiFett

    Neli on
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Pi-r8 wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Kagera i think he called me a dick once..like 6 years ago or something. I probably had it coming, but still.

    Also, I am confused...so the daily show is the bad guys?

    Certain major news networks have reported that, within the context of this game, we are all respectable journalists, and those no good "comedians" over at TDS have decided to take us off the air once and for all. In this ratings war, it's Us vs Them.
    Well... some of us are respectable journalists. Others of us are MSNBC socialists.

    Please. The only difference between MSNBC, Fox News, and every other organization is the shape and color of the toolbox.
    I love your post because you’re one of the few bipartisan centrists who realize that both sides do it, where “it” is pretty much any bad thing. You’re like the post-phalla David Broder. Have you always been so fair and balanced or is it something you learn over time as journamalist?

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    I'm not gonna vote out Spoit despite the fact he's already going negative on me (with no provocation!!!! :< ) because he's a cool dude with rad opinions and is a nice guy

    I guess LoserForHire is a good enough choice

    Rent on
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I have no opinions at the moment.

    so ummm

    !spool32

    Welcome to the party, buddy!

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    SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    To take a break on discussing how horrible most of you are (really, so horrible), let's talk about the real threat that we face: robots.

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    That's right, robots. Or "drones" to you already operating under the government's language manipulation program.

    Sure, you think everything's fine and dandy while the robots are only blowing things up in the rest of the world, but they are already here in America! We have "drone" bases all over the country, providing training to those soulless constructs such that they can better eradicate us freedom loving Americans in the eventual robot uprising.

    Jon Stewart thinks this is funny, cracking jokes about how it is silly of us to be concerned over the growing robot military in our backyard. This isn't funny, Jon Stewart, this is deadly serious.

    Do you know what this guy thinks of the Constitution?

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    He doesn't care for it.

    I'm sure a bunch of you are robot lovers, thinking like the Daily Show crew that this is all a big joke. Or maybe you think you can garner some mercy from their slashing metal claws if you help them root out any human resistance encampments. This is folly, they will simply exterminate you once they calculate that your usefulness quotient has decreased below the kill constant.

    To show you how dangerous this is, I'm going to act like a robot right now, and vote to eliminate one of you randomly. !Oats, you will see that the coming robot apocalypse is no laughing matter!

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Booo!!!!

    !reserve up

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    I'm still going to vote for Savant.

    No backpedaling or flip-flopping here!


    Lucedes obviously doesn't understand how media politics works.

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    ragnarok7331ragnarok7331 Registered User regular
    Tonight's Top Story...

    Moving Avatars - Does America Realize the Danger?

    A recent poll shows that only 27% of Americans know that those with moving avatars are terrorist sympathizers. But the liberal media refuses to cover this story. They claim that moving avatars are simply a mark of so-called "cultural diversity". Yet beyond the political correctness, we all know the truth.

    The same poll says that 80% of Americans don't realize the threat that that these menaces pose to America. It's because those Harvard elitists are telling us to ignore our own common sense. But I believe in America. And deep down, every time one of them catches our eye, we know what our heart is telling us. We know what the truth is.

    I regret that I only have one vote to give to my country, for the moving avatar threat is a growing danger. But I know in my gut that !Houn is really trying to destroy Amercia. He thinks that he's a funny man, but deep down, we all know the truth.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    !Kagera still has got a shifty look to him.

    Also he's first in the list.

    This just in from the webosphere, cinders can only count to one!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    NichNich Registered User regular

    Please. The only difference between MSNBC, Fox News, and every other organization is the shape and color of the toolbox.

    That sounds shockingly cynical - and funny. Like a TDS correspondent!? !AngelHedgie

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I'd like to sit here and discuss the absolutely vile state that our country is in but some of us have a fucking dayjob. I'll leave speculation and spin to those who don't get dizzy from it and when the facts hit I am certain that I can trust at least some of us to keep a level head and move this media in the right direction. And those of you who try to make the already poor state of things worse - well, some of us do know how to point out a wanker when we see one.

    I'll abstain on my vote until there's some good data to analyze. I do have all day, there's no need to be the first in voting but to be voting correctly.

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    BertezBertezBertezBertez Registered User regular
    Savant wrote: »
    Do you know what this guy thinks of the Constitution?

    He doesn't care for it.
    Savant for thinking that there is some kind of hypothetical entity that does not believe in our gloriose constitution.

    ...but I would say that

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    I have no opinions at the moment.

    so ummm

    !spool32

    Welcome to the party, buddy!

    This quote... this quote right here. So succint, so to the point... so... charming!

    This is the voice that we want speaking for America, people. Can't you feel it? That power, that energy that just... crackles... through the TV screen. With comments like these, I feel like Ahava can just... reach through the screen, rip out my eyes, and turn them back towards me so that I can see myself... for the first time!

    !spool32

    I can't ignore this wisdom.

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    SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Savant wrote: »
    Do you know what this guy thinks of the Constitution?

    He doesn't care for it.
    Savant for thinking that there is some kind of hypothetical entity that does not believe in our gloriose constitution.

    Robots do not believe in the Constitution, they are emotionless murder machines. They are a threat to America that must be treated seriously. Sure, Obama thinks he can pull off the cyborg transformation and side with the robots down the line, and thus use them now at his whim, but America can not afford to entertain such hubris!

    Our way of life is already being destroyed by the idiocratic political know-nothing crooks we call leaders, how can you tolerate what's left of it being crushed by the unending waves of robotic legions?

    Savant on
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Hello everyone, welcome to The Daily Show!

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Hello everyone, welcome to The Daily Show!

    Oh you.

    Going for the whole "refuge in audacity" gambit hunh? You sure do crave attention, dontcha?
    Personally, I like to say stuff like, "let's bomb Mecca", but I'm sure this will get you some bites too.

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