In 91-92 when Starbucks was just starting to expand, I wanted to sell them on the idea of putting an internet connection in each cafe. But I was in high school.
Also, I invented a style of painting where you shove paint up your ass, then fart on a canvas. To me it was purely theoretical, but I wasn't terribly surprised when I found a guy making some cash doing it.
You listen to Howard Stern too? That's how I found out about that ass-painting guy.
Ew, no. I had the phrase "watercolor enema" as part of a rant about modern art on my webpage for a while, and someone emailed me to point out my lack of creativity.
"Ew" he says, like he's so much more high-class. :rotate:
My friends won't let me down for the fact that I was really wasted and had the 'awesome' idea of Rent-A-Baby. For, you know, people who want the short term experience of taking care of a child, but not the long term commitment! Rent it for an hour to pick up chicks, rent it for a day to freak out your folks. Sky's the limit! If I was going to market this though I probably should've stopped before "And just like renting a washer at those appliance rental centers, sometimes you get one from a crack addict, and it spins funny and makes weird noises in the middle of the night!"
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My friends won't let me down for the fact that I was really wasted and had the 'awesome' idea of Rent-A-Baby. For, you know, people who want the short term experience of taking care of a child, but not the long term commitment! Rent it for an hour to pick up chicks, rent it for a day to freak out your folks. Sky's the limit! If I was going to market this though I probably should've stopped before "And just like renting a washer at those appliance rental centers, sometimes you get one from a crack addict, and it spins funny and makes weird noises in the middle of the night!"
there's something better
instead of paying, you can get paid to take care of a child
Yeah, a girl I was with really liked fisting too. It wasn't really the pain she was into as we'd always start off really slow and use lube. The way she described it was the stretching/pressure that felt really nice to her. It wasn't every time it was just something that happened every now and again
I can't even imagine getting my hand in there ('there' being an appropriate orifice). Like, it feels tight with a few fingers in there, how the hell do you get your entire fist in?
One of my friends came up with the idea of a fleshlight that you'd plug into your PC and would use it to control the movements of the bloke in some interactive porn film.
He was adamant that he'd come (no pun intended) up with this idea first. He was wrong. I bet the guy who came up with that idea and sold it now goes home and sleeps in a bed made of money.
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I can't even imagine getting my hand in there ('there' being an appropriate orifice). Like, it feels tight with a few fingers in there, how the hell do you get your entire fist in?
brotip: I have pretty big hands.
lube, controlled breathing
a lot of the muscles around orifices are pretty elastic
I can't even imagine getting my hand in there ('there' being an appropriate orifice). Like, it feels tight with a few fingers in there, how the hell do you get your entire fist in?
brotip: I have pretty big hands.
Yeah I've relatively big mitts too. It's just about taking it slow with plenty of lube. Like beasteh said, you'd be amazed at how far things can stretch
I can't even imagine getting my hand in there ('there' being an appropriate orifice). Like, it feels tight with a few fingers in there, how the hell do you get your entire fist in?
Yeah, a girl I was with really liked fisting too. It wasn't really the pain she was into as we'd always start off really slow and use lube. The way she described it was the stretching/pressure that felt really nice to her. It wasn't every time it was just something that happened every now and again
I experimented with my ex. She had very wide hips and a uh, very 'prominent' vagina (for lack of a better term) and for some reason I was compelled to get my whole hand in there despite my hands being fairly large (still smaller than an infant). I could get the fingers in to the last knuckles but met a lot of resistance and wouldn't force it past that point.
I get the appeal but it was only ever with that one girl. She's the one who's in a relationship with another woman now and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious if they've gone farther than I got in that department on account of smaller hands.
Look if you're trying to compare porno fisting to real life fisting I'm telling you right now they ain't the same thing.
Maybe other people are different but I'm not talking being up to my elbow. The point around the last knuckles is the widest point so yeah, that's kind of the natural stopping point I guess
I found it a very intimate, erotic thing that I'd totally be game for again. I don't enjoy being fisted myself; the furthest i've been is a couple of fingers in there and that was ok.
I can't even imagine getting my hand in there ('there' being an appropriate orifice). Like, it feels tight with a few fingers in there, how the hell do you get your entire fist in?
brotip: I have pretty big hands.
Are your hands smaller than a full-sized baby
That...that's a really obvious point that I hadn't previously considered.
we as a society can come up with a better method of delivery than "it'll show up somewhere between 9am and 7pm. hell, it might show up later than 7. just don't go anywhere or do anything"
One of my old work colleagues told me the story about how the delivery company he was getting stuff from drove past his house, didn't see a car in the driveway and drove off. On two seperate occasions.
What's a garage?
It is a universal law that no-one gives less of a shit about delivering packages than people whose entire job it is to deliver packages.
I can't even imagine getting my hand in there ('there' being an appropriate orifice). Like, it feels tight with a few fingers in there, how the hell do you get your entire fist in?
brotip: I have pretty big hands.
Are your hands smaller than a full-sized baby
That...that's a really obvious point that I hadn't previously considered.
Hmm.
On the other hand, the experience of pushing a baby through there is often described as the most painful thing that could possibly happen, so maybe that's not something you want to emulate
we as a society can come up with a better method of delivery than "it'll show up somewhere between 9am and 7pm. hell, it might show up later than 7. just don't go anywhere or do anything"
The funny thing is back in the 80s the mail used to be guaranteed to arrive by a certain time, at least in the UK
Could count on your first class mail to arrive before breakfast and your second class mail to arrive around 2
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"Ew" he says, like he's so much more high-class. :rotate:
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there's something better
instead of paying, you can get paid to take care of a child
it's called babysitting
But then I see something on Netflix and watch that. Maybe order a pizza.
it's alien to me
locate an appropriate orifice
step two
insert fist
step three
remove it again, eventually
sometimes they like those things to be bigger than the usual calibre of things that go in butts
hence; fisting
Like
a foot and a half long and as big around as a softball
I didn't see the appeal but they seemed to be having a good time
If you try to understand why people enjoy doing certain things you are paving a road to frustration
it was...neat is the word I will use to describe it
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brotip: I have pretty big hands.
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He was adamant that he'd come (no pun intended) up with this idea first. He was wrong. I bet the guy who came up with that idea and sold it now goes home and sleeps in a bed made of money.
lube, controlled breathing
a lot of the muscles around orifices are pretty elastic
Yeah I've relatively big mitts too. It's just about taking it slow with plenty of lube. Like beasteh said, you'd be amazed at how far things can stretch
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There he is, fisting his wife
Are your hands smaller than a full-sized baby
I experimented with my ex. She had very wide hips and a uh, very 'prominent' vagina (for lack of a better term) and for some reason I was compelled to get my whole hand in there despite my hands being fairly large (still smaller than an infant). I could get the fingers in to the last knuckles but met a lot of resistance and wouldn't force it past that point.
I get the appeal but it was only ever with that one girl. She's the one who's in a relationship with another woman now and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious if they've gone farther than I got in that department on account of smaller hands.
Not sure why I felt like disclosing that.
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Maybe other people are different but I'm not talking being up to my elbow. The point around the last knuckles is the widest point so yeah, that's kind of the natural stopping point I guess
I found it a very intimate, erotic thing that I'd totally be game for again. I don't enjoy being fisted myself; the furthest i've been is a couple of fingers in there and that was ok.
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That...that's a really obvious point that I hadn't previously considered.
Hmm.
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its pretty fun
It is a universal law that no-one gives less of a shit about delivering packages than people whose entire job it is to deliver packages.
On the other hand, the experience of pushing a baby through there is often described as the most painful thing that could possibly happen, so maybe that's not something you want to emulate
The funny thing is back in the 80s the mail used to be guaranteed to arrive by a certain time, at least in the UK
Could count on your first class mail to arrive before breakfast and your second class mail to arrive around 2