Obamacare literally randomizes any use of the words "literally" and "figuratively" to mean each other 50% of the time, and then Barack Obama figuratively shows up at your house to point a literal gun in your face and quizzes you on whether he's gonna shoot you literally or figuratively.
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If you don't have cancer you have to pay the not-having-cancer tax.
This little gem came into my facebook feed a few days ago
STEAM!
billy and the cloneosaurus tubbled down the wubwub tree
Whoa. Good fairytale.
Man people are dumb.
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Cause bootstraps and capitalism is what American Jesus is all about.
so to Americans, socialism meant gulags and purges and famines
In the land of 'Fuck everyone else, I've got mine.' What do you expect?
i just want to put a bullet in my head
:?:
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http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/vb8vs/eli5_what_exactly_is_obamacare_and_what_did_it/c530lfx
move to the south
STEAM!
There's no obligation to add everyone under the sun.
Mostly friend but a few acquaintances.
Funny enough all the stupid shit comes from acquaintances.
Like this one guy Matt who says Glenn Beck should run for President.
I mean
we could do better
it's a metaphor you philistine
a metaphor for chicken
American Jesus, "Fuck you poor people, get some damn bootstraps."
wrong
is amazing, to be honest
Someone needs to shop sad keanu into this