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[PA Comic] Friday, June 29, 2012 - Innovation

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited June 2012 in The Penny Arcade Hub

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    It's true.

    I'd be happy with a dinosaur.

  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    it took me a rather embarrassing amount of time to realize this is basically what No Zombies Allowed is.

  • Black_HeartBlack_Heart Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Someone call Zynga. I'm pretty sure they can get a lawsuit out of this.

    Don't they own the copyright to "pay money for pointless instant gratification" games?

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  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    I think they have to call it "DinoVille" before Zynga lawyer's-up.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Yeah, he would make some money off of this.

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  • captainkeytarcaptainkeytar Registered User
    Woah, Nelly.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    I can't wait for the news post

  • jackaljackal Registered User regular
    The satire is almost indistinguishable from the reality.

  • Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    Honestly, I would not be surprised if this exact game already existed.

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  • DVGDVG Registered User regular
    I laughed a lot at this

    Diablo 3 - DVG#1857
  • jackaljackal Registered User regular
    You should be able to send dinosaurs to your friends on Facebook. Of course it will take a couple months for the dinosaurs to warm up to their new masters. That's where the "Tame Immediately" button comes in (for a small fee).

  • The Good Doctor TranThe Good Doctor Tran Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Further monetization can be achieved by forcing 'players' to clean up after their dinosaurs. 1 click to remove one gram of poop, unless you use the Janitor button. And given the amount of shit a Tyrannosaur can produce, I really recommend using the Janitor button.

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Now I want a dinosaur. Thanks a lot Gabe.

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  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    They could at least let you color the dinosaur.

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  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    They could at least let you color the dinosaur.

    That's an extra $5

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  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    They could at least let you color the dinosaur.

    That's an extra $5

    Per color.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    They could at least let you color the dinosaur.

    That's an extra $5

    Per color.

    Per pixel

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Opty wrote: »
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    They could at least let you color the dinosaur.

    That's an extra $5

    Per color.

    Per pixel

    Per day.

    Mugsley wrote:
    So now I need to get it trimmed and adjusted, and all in.

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Opty wrote: »
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    They could at least let you color the dinosaur.

    That's an extra $5

    Per color.

    Per pixel

    Per day.

    Per account.

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