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LONDON 2012 now over! See you in Rio!

VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared!Registered User regular
edited August 2012 in Social Entropy++
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It's the Games of the XXX Olympiad!

OPENING CEREMONY AKA "THE ISLES OF WONDER" BEGINS AT
27 JULY AT 9 PM GMT


Complete with ridiculous logo!
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An admittedly sweet-looking torch!
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A gaudy countdown clock at Tralfagar Square!
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Some questionable (but oddly cool-looking) medal designs!
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And, finally, a pair of really, REALLY creepy looking mascots that require the following diagram to explain:
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For all your London 2012-related needs, scroll down for a quick breakdown of upcoming Gold Medal Matches, Events in Progress, and Events Starting Soon!

OFFICIAL SCHEDULE
All event names and dates are links, so you can click on a day and see what's up on that day, or you can click on a sport and see when events for that sport are!

2008 MEDAL COUNT LEADERBOARD
G   S   B
CHN  51  21  28  100
USA  36  38  36  110
RUS  23  21  29  73
GBR  19  13  15  47
GER  16  10  15  41

(With Australia being edged out of the top 5 at 14-15-17 46. Shame.)

How will Great Britain do this go around now that it's on home soil? What events are you looking forward to the most? The least? Does anyone want to talk about how softball and baseball were both voted out of the Olympics by the IOC in 2005, which means neither of these sports will appear in these Olympics? Share trivia or just join me in building my own personal hype as the opening ceremony looms ever closer.

Alternately, we can begin the age-old argument: the Summer vs Winter Olympics, a classic confrontation between the Aussies and the Canadians.

(But for real, Summer is better.)

The last time the Olympics were in full swing, I was lucky enough to have attended a few games myself and, living in China at the time, got to watch pretty much every freakin' event broadcast live on TV. Unfortunately this is NOT going to happen this time around, since it's not in my timezone anymore and also Channel Nine in Australia is apparently very well known for showing fuck-all of the events I actually give a shit about.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    like they know it looks like lisa blowing bart right

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    taxi lights and recording everything

    the mascots are based on Taxicab Confessions

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    (But for real, Summer is better.)

    wrongo

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    I still can't believe they stuck with that horrible logo

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    like they know it looks like lisa blowing bart right

    oh my god

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Shittiest mascots and logo.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote:
    (But for real, Summer is better.)

    wrongo

    righto

    (Viv's thing. You're obvs a no good race traitor)

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I don't see Australia on 2008's leaderboard.

    Just saying, it's something I noticed.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Winter Olympics best Olympics.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote:
    (But for real, Summer is better.)

    wrongo

    What? What's even in the winter olympics? The thing with the skis and the sled thing where the guy died?

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Dave just has a thing for curling and figure skating.

    Or whatever that event is where the winner is the dude that is still standing at the end of the race.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Re: the logo/mascot design

    This is what happens when your designers are reporting to a highly politicized board of directors.

    You end up with something that tries so hard to be inclusive and inoffensive and please everybody that it ends up ridiculously ambiguous, and represents nothing except itself.

    It is a shape. A logo. It is the logo for the 2012 olympics. Everything else has been wrung out like an old, wet t-shirt.

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    #pipe wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote:
    (But for real, Summer is better.)

    wrongo

    What? What's even in the winter olympics? The thing with the skis and the sled thing where the guy died?

    Winter Olympics had Miga. Checkmate, summerists.

    Pharezon on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    like they know it looks like lisa blowing bart right

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I'd like to see the olympics someday. Maybe I'll have money for the next one.

  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    I don't see Australia on 2008's leaderboard.

    Just saying, it's something I noticed.

    My loyalties in pretty much all the Olympics since 2000 have been solely China's.

    I can probably share with Australia a bit since the Aussie men's volleyball team made it to the Olympic round (and knocked the Chinese men's team out in the process).

    But really, I just love watching the Olympics.

    Vixx on
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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I don't see Australia on 2008's leaderboard.

    Just saying, it's something I noticed.

    Per capita, baby 8-)

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    like they know it looks like lisa blowing bart right

    haven't been able to un-see it since it was first pointed out to me a few years back

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Winter Olympics best Olympics.

    Motherfucking Olympic curling.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote:
    (But for real, Summer is better.)

    wrongo

    What? What's even in the winter olympics? The thing with the skis and the sled thing where the guy died?

    Winter Olympics had Miga. Checkmate, summerists.

    Pft. Vancouver just cranked out some anime versions of the Lake Placid mascot.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I had no idea Summer vs Winter was A Thing

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote:
    (But for real, Summer is better.)

    wrongo

    What? What's even in the winter olympics? The thing with the skis and the sled thing where the guy died?

    Winter Olympics had Miga. Checkmate, summerists.

    Who the fuck cares? Go to Japan if you want to spend all day entrenched in cartoons we are talking about real actual sports here.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    like they know it looks like lisa blowing bart right

    Yes, that's the joke.

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Look, all I am saying is that if Cool Runnings was about a Summer Olympic sport instead of bobsledding it would have sucked.

    That is reason enough that winter > summer.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    like they know it looks like lisa blowing bart right

    And to clarify, it's been a joke for like ten years.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Canada all the way.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Look, all I am saying is that if Cool Runnings was about a Summer Olympic sport instead of bobsledding it would have sucked.

    That is reason enough that winter > summer.

    Well I agree that if it was set in the summer Olympics it would not be funny.

    As you see, the winter Olympics are a joke.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Look, all I am saying is that if Cool Runnings was about a Summer Olympic sport instead of bobsledding it would have sucked.

    That is reason enough that winter > summer.

    Well I agree that if it was set in the summer Olympics it would not be funny.

    As you see, the winter Olympics are a joke.

    um excuse me the winter olympics have curling, aka the greatest sport in existence

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    america rules, kiss the ring other dumbfuck countries

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    This is my favourite Olympics trivia question.

    What country is the current, reigning Olympic champions for rugby union?

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Trick question.

    Rugby isn't a sport.

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote:
    (But for real, Summer is better.)

    wrongo

    What? What's even in the winter olympics? The thing with the skis and the sled thing where the guy died?

    Winter Olympics had Miga. Checkmate, summerists.

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    Izzy, God of Olympic Mascots, is a Summer entity. QED.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    This is my favourite Olympics trivia question.

    What country is the current, reigning Olympic champions for rugby union?

    it's gotta be something silly.

    If it's not one of the poly nations, I'm gonna say India

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I'm already bored of this year's Summer Olympics

    What country do we have to look forward to post-apocalypse?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    why do the Olympic mascots have cameras for eyes

    all it does is make me think about how omnipresent cctv cameras are in Britain

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    GET FUCKED

    SERIOUSLY?!

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Oh the shame. The shame of it all

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    This is my favourite Olympics trivia question.

    What country is the current, reigning Olympic champions for rugby union?

    it's gotta be something silly.

    If it's not one of the poly nations, I'm gonna say India

    Nope. Not even on the right side if the planet.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Venezuela?

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