It's the Games of the XXX Olympiad!
OPENING CEREMONY AKA "THE ISLES OF WONDER" BEGINS AT
27 JULY AT 9 PM GMT
Complete with ridiculous logo!
An admittedly sweet-looking torch!
A gaudy countdown clock at Tralfagar Square!
Some questionable (but oddly cool-looking) medal designs!
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And, finally, a pair of really, REALLY creepy looking mascots that require the following diagram to explain:
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2008 MEDAL COUNT LEADERBOARD
G S B
CHN 51 21 28 100
USA 36 38 36 110
RUS 23 21 29 73
GBR 19 13 15 47
GER 16 10 15 41
(With Australia being edged out of the top 5 at 14-15-17 46. Shame.)
How will Great Britain do this go around now that it's on home soil? What events are you looking forward to the most? The least? Does anyone want to talk about how softball and baseball were both voted out of the Olympics by the IOC in 2005, which means neither of these sports will appear in these Olympics? Share trivia or just join me in building my own personal hype as the opening ceremony looms ever closer.
Alternately, we can begin the age-old argument: the Summer vs Winter Olympics, a classic confrontation between the Aussies and the Canadians.
(But for real, Summer is better.)
The last time the Olympics were in full swing, I was lucky enough to have attended a few games myself and, living in China at the time, got to watch pretty much every freakin' event broadcast live on TV. Unfortunately this is NOT going to happen this time around, since it's not in my timezone anymore and also Channel Nine in Australia is apparently very well known for showing fuck-all of the events I actually give a shit about.
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the mascots are based on Taxicab Confessions
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oh my god
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righto
(Viv's thing. You're obvs a no good race traitor)
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Just saying, it's something I noticed.
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What? What's even in the winter olympics? The thing with the skis and the sled thing where the guy died?
Or whatever that event is where the winner is the dude that is still standing at the end of the race.
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This is what happens when your designers are reporting to a highly politicized board of directors.
You end up with something that tries so hard to be inclusive and inoffensive and please everybody that it ends up ridiculously ambiguous, and represents nothing except itself.
It is a shape. A logo. It is the logo for the 2012 olympics. Everything else has been wrung out like an old, wet t-shirt.
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Winter Olympics had Miga. Checkmate, summerists.
My loyalties in pretty much all the Olympics since 2000 have been solely China's.
I can probably share with Australia a bit since the Aussie men's volleyball team made it to the Olympic round (and knocked the Chinese men's team out in the process).
But really, I just love watching the Olympics.
Per capita, baby 8-)
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haven't been able to un-see it since it was first pointed out to me a few years back
Motherfucking Olympic curling.
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Pft. Vancouver just cranked out some anime versions of the Lake Placid mascot.
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Who the fuck cares? Go to Japan if you want to spend all day entrenched in cartoons we are talking about real actual sports here.
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Yes, that's the joke.
That is reason enough that winter > summer.
And to clarify, it's been a joke for like ten years.
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Well I agree that if it was set in the summer Olympics it would not be funny.
As you see, the winter Olympics are a joke.
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um excuse me the winter olympics have curling, aka the greatest sport in existence
What country is the current, reigning Olympic champions for rugby union?
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Rugby isn't a sport.
Izzy, God of Olympic Mascots, is a Summer entity. QED.
it's gotta be something silly.
If it's not one of the poly nations, I'm gonna say India
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What country do we have to look forward to post-apocalypse?
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all it does is make me think about how omnipresent cctv cameras are in Britain
SERIOUSLY?!
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Nope. Not even on the right side if the planet.
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