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Dining mishaps

cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
I had an interesting dining experience tonight. My family decided to eat out tonight cause my mom wanted to try this new restaurant she had heard about. So we go to this new place and it is kinda fancy and pretty nice. The food looks and smells great and the staff is very polite. So everything is going great until the waitress brings our drinks.

As she is unloading her tray it becomes unbalanced and she ends up dropping two full glasses of wine all over me.

So I'm sitting there with a pretty good merlot dripping down the front of me and all over my salad plate. It basically ruined my shirt, jeans, jacket and purse.

But it's okay. I'm not pissed off, just really surprised. It was an accident. I actually felt pretty sorry for the waitress cause she is just apologizing left and right and trying to clean up everything.

The good thing is that they comped our entire meal and gave me info to send the bill for my clothes.

Other then that, it was a great meal and I'm defiantly going back. The duck was awesome.

So does anybody have any interesting or disastrous dining tales?

tl;dr went out to eat, got wine spilled on me and got free meal

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    two full glasses of wind

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I meant wine. I fixed it.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i have one

    i just fucked up kraft mac and cheese somehow

    what the fuck

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    i have one

    i just fucked up kraft mac and cheese somehow

    what the fuck

    haha kill yourself

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD!

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I tried to make grilled gizzards once but lost my nerve after I found the remains of a chicken's last meal inside one.

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what was it?

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How do you fuck up mac and cheese?

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i fixed it

    i had put too little water in it and also forgot about it

    but its been mended and tastes fine

    if it means anything ive slept 7 hours in the past 3 days

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My cousin punched a waitress in the chin when he was 9, prompting her to drop two pizzas on my brother.

    That was a fun night.

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i occasionally stole tips my parents left because i never had walking around money as a kid

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Sure paku, blame society.

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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    shoulda pushed for the blowjob...

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sure paku, blame society.

    it's not my fault that they took a job which depended on tips for their income okay

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    what kind of dude takes his purse to dinner

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  • chronoboundgearchronoboundgear Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well my friend had a birthday once and we had a reservation for 8 people and we got there early, but somehow they gave our table away. An hour later we got a table, and we got free drinks, appetizers, and desserts. The manager kept apologizing and when he had his back turned I kept making comments like "God we are fucking them over." Best part: Half the table got desserts, but we had also brought an ice cream cake from Dairy Queen which we ate right afterward. Well maybe not we, I ate about half of it on my own.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well my friend had a birthday once and we had a reservation for 8 people and we got there early, but somehow they gave our table away. An hour later we got a table, and we got free drinks, appetizers, and desserts. The manager kept apologizing and when he had his back turned I kept making comments like "God we are fucking them over." Best part: Half the table got desserts, but we had also brought an ice cream cake from Dairy Queen which we ate right afterward. Well maybe not we, I ate about half of it on my own.


    you are fat.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    cheshire wrote: »
    Other then that, it was a great meal and I'm defiantly going back.

    Well that's just rude.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A dog once stole my sandwich. that was a pretty bad experience

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    we had a pizza place that would put shrooms on a slice for 50 bucks or something until they got busted the fuck down. so i guess that was a mishap on their part

    also there is a legendary ice cream shack back home that looks like it hasn't been painted since the 1800s, the food is delicious but after about 15 minutes you feel sick from the lactose infusion and usually vomit. i've been close and a friend of mine threw up out her window while driving back with us. so that is pretty awesome i'm going back next summer no questions

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  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I once went to a restaurant and on the way out saw a cockroach skittering across the floor. Picked up a chair and crushed the fucker with the leg.

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  • MasterDebaterMasterDebater Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I went to a CPK once and clearly ordered the Tomato, Basil, and Garlic Pizza. The (high as all hell) waiter asked, "Do you mean the pasta or the pizza?". I said I meant the pizza.

    Food comes out, everyone gets their pizza, I get a Tomato, Basil, and Garlic Pasta.

    So I get to wait and watch my friends devour theirs before I finally get my (free, at least) pizza.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    defiantly going back

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    defiantly going back
    haha

    I didn't even notice but that's a pretty weird mistake

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    this one time I popped a boner and flipped the dining table over. boy was that awkward

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    one time I ordered a reuben at a restaurant

    so the first time they bring out some sort of turkey sandwich. I tell them I ordered a reuben. So okay but then they come out with something completely different.

    I just said fuck it.

    On a related note, has anyone ever dined-and-dashed?

    My friends and I did that at a local restaurant because it took them nearly an hour to bring our check. So we left a tip and peaced out. We felt kinda bad about it, but not really.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    i have one

    i just fucked up kraft mac and cheese somehow

    what the fuck

    I fucked up Kraft once. I boiled some water, threw some in, and grabbed a bag of chips to sate my hunger for the next ten minutes or so. Unfortunately they sated it more than they should have, and without hunger, I forgot that I had food cooking until like an hour later when the smoke made it to my room. All of the water had boiled out and it was just a solid black mess on the bottom of pot. It's been like, 3 months since this happened, and you can still see the pasta shapes charred into the bottom of the pot.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    defiantly going back

    Damnit I was going to make fun of that!

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    well maybe they told him he wasn't allowed to go back.

    but he's gonna do it anyway, grrr

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    defiantly going back

    Damnit I was going to make fun of that!

    "You know what, fuck them. I'm gunna go back and order me a motherfucking sandwich, and if they don't like it they can kiss my motherfucking ass!"

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    So, serious question, is Wren currently the dumbest regular poster in SE++?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    So, serious question, is Wren currently the dumbest regular poster in SE++?

    Depends.

    Do you consider yourself a "regular"?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    oh ho ho ZING

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I cut my finger on the lid of my beeferoni. I got some blood in the can but I can't just throw the can out.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Assholes at the sushi bar brought my vegetarian friend unagi instead of inari.

    That's about the extent of it... I've always had good luck at restaurants.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I burnt the tips of my fingertips quite badly because I forgot to use oven gloves once. Well, about two weeks ago. That was quite the mishap.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I burnt soup, once.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    So, serious question, is Wren currently the dumbest regular poster in SE++?

    Depends.

    Do you consider yourself a "regular"?
    I'm as irregular as they come, mang.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I burnt soup, once.

    what


    how....



    what?

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That was a hella good burn Rankenphile.



    Also, I wait tables for a full-time job. I rarely fuck up people's meals, even a little bit.

    At least at our restaurant, almost every spilled drink is a customer's fault.

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