I had an interesting dining experience tonight. My family decided to eat out tonight cause my mom wanted to try this new restaurant she had heard about. So we go to this new place and it is kinda fancy and pretty nice. The food looks and smells great and the staff is very polite. So everything is going great until the waitress brings our drinks.
As she is unloading her tray it becomes unbalanced and she ends up dropping two full glasses of wine all over me.
So I'm sitting there with a pretty good merlot dripping down the front of me and all over my salad plate. It basically ruined my shirt, jeans, jacket and purse.
But it's okay. I'm not pissed off, just really surprised. It was an accident. I actually felt pretty sorry for the waitress cause she is just apologizing left and right and trying to clean up everything.
The good thing is that they comped our entire meal and gave me info to send the bill for my clothes.
Other then that, it was a great meal and I'm defiantly going back. The duck was awesome.
So does anybody have any interesting or disastrous dining tales?
tl;dr went out to eat, got wine spilled on me and got free meal
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i just fucked up kraft mac and cheese somehow
what the fuck
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i had put too little water in it and also forgot about it
but its been mended and tastes fine
if it means anything ive slept 7 hours in the past 3 days
That was a fun night.
it's not my fault that they took a job which depended on tips for their income okay
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Well that's just rude.
also there is a legendary ice cream shack back home that looks like it hasn't been painted since the 1800s, the food is delicious but after about 15 minutes you feel sick from the lactose infusion and usually vomit. i've been close and a friend of mine threw up out her window while driving back with us. so that is pretty awesome i'm going back next summer no questions
Food comes out, everyone gets their pizza, I get a Tomato, Basil, and Garlic Pasta.
So I get to wait and watch my friends devour theirs before I finally get my (free, at least) pizza.
I didn't even notice but that's a pretty weird mistake
so the first time they bring out some sort of turkey sandwich. I tell them I ordered a reuben. So okay but then they come out with something completely different.
I just said fuck it.
On a related note, has anyone ever dined-and-dashed?
My friends and I did that at a local restaurant because it took them nearly an hour to bring our check. So we left a tip and peaced out. We felt kinda bad about it, but not really.
I fucked up Kraft once. I boiled some water, threw some in, and grabbed a bag of chips to sate my hunger for the next ten minutes or so. Unfortunately they sated it more than they should have, and without hunger, I forgot that I had food cooking until like an hour later when the smoke made it to my room. All of the water had boiled out and it was just a solid black mess on the bottom of pot. It's been like, 3 months since this happened, and you can still see the pasta shapes charred into the bottom of the pot.
Damnit I was going to make fun of that!
but he's gonna do it anyway, grrr
"You know what, fuck them. I'm gunna go back and order me a motherfucking sandwich, and if they don't like it they can kiss my motherfucking ass!"
Depends.
Do you consider yourself a "regular"?
That's about the extent of it... I've always had good luck at restaurants.
what
how....
what?
Also, I wait tables for a full-time job. I rarely fuck up people's meals, even a little bit.
At least at our restaurant, almost every spilled drink is a customer's fault.