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Sexual Intercourse: You just accept it?
Glyph
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So wait, no one else finds it fucking insane that many guys stick their penises into girls' vaginas until sperm comes out and then they just keep doing this until they experience muscle spasms that accompany euphoric sensations and the release of neurohormones?
We all just accept it? Really?
I mean think about it now.
You see a pregnant woman or a woman with a kid and you know there's a pretty good chance she's done it. Whether she's your mom or sister or friend or coworker... she's had a PENIS stuck into her VAGINA, during which she and the guy she was with were colliding pelvic regions while making weird guttural noises until liquid from said penis was discharged into said vagina.
And this is just normal for you guys, no questions asked?
And you're all okay with knowing this can actually happen to you?
Holy shit...
We all just accept it? Really?
I mean think about it now.
You see a pregnant woman or a woman with a kid and you know there's a pretty good chance she's done it. Whether she's your mom or sister or friend or coworker... she's had a PENIS stuck into her VAGINA, during which she and the guy she was with were colliding pelvic regions while making weird guttural noises until liquid from said penis was discharged into said vagina.
And this is just normal for you guys, no questions asked?
And you're all okay with knowing this can actually happen to you?
Holy shit...
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Are you asking if we find sex itself weird? As opposed to what?
I'm not your guy, friend.
im not your friend, pal
Your posting is strongly vaginal.
Have you ever met a baby?
euphoric sensations and the release of neurohormones.
I hope you schtupped her a few times. Sounds like she could've used it, after that marriage.
Whenever I see an old couple together in a park, holding hands, watching their grandchildren play, I think "he must have had sex with her thousands of times.
Disgusting.
well i mean
it is the process in which all gendered life that we know about has been produced
so I'm not sure what you want to debate or have discourse about here
Did you ever think about how days, nights and years are pretty arbitrary points in time, and your life is a stream that goes from birth to death just fine?
Did you ever think that it's pretty amazing that we have the ability to think, that we, at least in some ways, can be more than just (more or ) hairless apes?
Did you ever think that maybe we are all just one conscience, experiencing existence from different perspectives as part of the universe?
Did you just turn 12?
movies, games, travel, and surfing are pretty cool too but sex is the grand master of life experiences
We entertained the idea but then fought because of political differences reaching a head. heyoooooooo but no really it didn't happen.
I was among a few that urged the divorce to happen sooner though considering how miserable she was. Not that sex is the MOST important thing but holy crap, acting in disgust of your wife is pretty low class.
it makes me want to vomit and cry for hours, just thinking about it...
Knowing it can keeps me in hope, though not the vagina bit, never the vagina bit.
I usually don't see it expressed in disgust. Like this is a step past asexuality.
Also, I don't think the OP is being very sincere.
Granted, I know a few people that seem to prefer sexual disgust, but I think that comes from something other than actually being asexual.
My girlfriend has HPV, and is on her way to quite possibly having cervical cancer. Sometimes it makes me feel very awkward about sex. Like, not when we're having sex, but just sometimes. We don't know how it entered into our relationship, but now that it's there... well, sex is more painful for her now. Discharge that wasn't there before. I think really both of us find it to be an issue now. Dear lord I hope she's ok.
Edit: Oh wow, this post and the one before it do not go well together.
So what you're saying is "Think of all the lives I've saved!"
What? I don't know where you're getting your information but you're very wrong. After the seed has been implanted, the human female kills the male and eats his flesh.
Oh goddamn it.
ffffffffffff
No no, what happens is that during coitus, the male's genital epidermis fuses with the villi in the female vaginal canal. This is where the traditional wedding phrases such as "two united as one" came from. After the initial coitus, the male's penis breaks off in the female's vaginal canal, and he bleeds to death unless he receives proper medical attention. After the first mating the female can store the deposited sperm for up to 18 years, and continuously fertilize more eggs. The excised penis remains in the vaginal canal for approximately three months before it is expelled to clear the birth canal so that the female can oviposit.
Trust me, I am a biologist- I know what I am talking about. Approximately 99% of biological inquiry is watching animals have intercourse, so I am somewhat of an expert.
Sex is p gross and weird
Also awesome
They are not mutually exclusive
No, it just makes me feel bad for farting around in the thread sorta and then we get a smack in the face from reality. You don't have to apologize for shit dude. I'm sorry.