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Eragon on DVD!

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Those dragons were taken from Earthsea.

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It was shit.

    Utter shit.

    Harry Potter for the poor man.

    Apparently it sold like hotcakes though and made the guy millions. Wasnt he like 16 when he wrote it. It shows so much.

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    holy god alive this movie was bollocks. Fuck it, it is the worst film I've seen in the cinema apart from epic movie (don't even ask)

    DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!

    the only decent character (and only decent actor) dies early on, the main kid can't act worth shit and the dragon is annoying in ways i can't even describe


    ASS!




    TOTAL ASS!


    HOW DID THIS GET MADE!!!!??!?!?!??!?!!

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hahahaaa, you saw Epic Movie.

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    FUCK YOU BUDDY!

    AND FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT FILM!

    argh, i hate seeing crap films! stupid woman, constantly making me late to films i want to see so i have to go see total BOLLOCKS! and pay fucking £4-£6

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Eragon was one of the worst fantasy novels I've ever read.

    And definitely the most derivative. Wait, scratch that. Definitely the one that RIPPED OFF OTHER PEOPLES WORKS THE MOST.

    wasn't it just Star Wars but with dragons?

    No. It was worse.

    Every single character's name was a rip-off of another fantasy character's name.

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    seriously though, if you ever get to see epic movie, ever, DON'T!


    if it is showing in the prison you are in and it's that or get raped by 'Mister Big', seriously, being anally ravaged would be preferable....or at least comparable

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ahahahaaaahahahaha

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    PipTheFair wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    Is the movie as bad as the Dungeons and Dragons movie?

    essentially only there isn't horribly obvious racist shit about the only black guy being the thief
    All I remember about that movie was one of the Wayans brothers dying, and the mage girl was damned cute all caked in dirt.


    There's a sequel. It was suprisingly watchable.

    Still bad- but watchable.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    AAAAAAH SPOILERS FFS

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    007 is your avatar gob

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cowboy walks into town one hot sunny day on his horse.

    Ties it up outside the Sheriffs office, outside of which a man is hanging by a noose.

    'Whos that?' he asks the sheriff.

    'Oh thats Brown Paper Man'

    'Who?'

    'Oh just some local drunk. All he wears is brown paper. Brown paper trousers, brown paper shirt, brown paper chaps, brown paper hat'

    'Why was he hanged then?'

    'Oh, we caught him rustlin'

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hm.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hm.

    Yes, I think that is the proper response.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    007 is your avatar gob

    Yeah, and he's getting married.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So was this movie any good or what?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    About as good as cancer.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    that sounds awesome.

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  • MattieMattie Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    A better dragon movie.

    Also Reign of Fire.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wait, Reign of Fire was better than this?
    Than I will see this never

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Reign of Fire.

    FUCK.

    First off, that movie sucked balls.
    Secondly, I saw it with a bunch of friends, and on of my friends hooked up with the girl I liked.

    Not the awesomest night.

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  • ForeverenderForeverender cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    PipTheFair wrote: »
    guys you know what movie is awesome?

    brotherhood of the wolf

    you get to see monica belluci naked and there is an indian with kungfu and an animal clad in iron armor that fucks people up and oh my god that movie is so cool

    The wolfthing was in armor?

    Also, Eragon = Aragorn

    And Alucard is Dracula backwards

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  • ForeverenderForeverender cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    And Miles Prower = miles per hour

    Because Tails is fast.

    Why did I think this was the pirate thread

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    PipTheFair wrote: »
    guys you know what movie is awesome?

    brotherhood of the wolf

    you get to see monica belluci naked and there is an indian with kungfu and an animal clad in iron armor that fucks people up and oh my god that movie is so cool

    The wolfthing was in armor?

    Also, Eragon = Aragorn

    And Alucard is Dracula backwards

    yeah it was a lion in a suit of bone armor That movie is mega badass.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hey wait... brotherhood of the wolf.

    That movie stank.

    I really didn't like it.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Best wolf orientated movie has The Joker in it.
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  • ForeverenderForeverender cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    PipTheFair wrote: »
    guys you know what movie is awesome?

    brotherhood of the wolf

    you get to see monica belluci naked and there is an indian with kungfu and an animal clad in iron armor that fucks people up and oh my god that movie is so cool

    The wolfthing was in armor?

    Also, Eragon = Aragorn

    And Alucard is Dracula backwards

    yeah it was a lion in a suit of bone armor That movie is mega badass.

    Ohhhh yeah, the bone armor

    But uh, I think you're wrong about the lion part.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought it was a Lion.

    What was it?

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  • MattieMattie Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I thought it was a Lion.

    What was it?

    Monica Bellucci's pubes.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it was a lion and dublo has bad taste in things

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mattie wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I thought it was a Lion.

    What was it?

    Monica Bellucci's pubes.

    trick she had a shaved snootch as far as I remember

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Eragon

    Fragon

    Gragon

    Hragon

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Reign of Fire.

    FUCK.

    First off, that movie sucked balls.
    Secondly, I saw it with a bunch of friends, and on of my friends hooked up with the girl I liked.

    Not the awesomest night.

    Shut up Reign of Fire is good

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah it was a lion. That "one armed" french fuck had brought it back from africa.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mathew mcounghey

    ripped to hell

    with an axe


    dives off a fucking building



    into a dragons mouth


    with batman



    seriously goddamn badass

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hated that scene. I mean it was all epic and then a total let down.
    Seriously:
    "Oh man awesome! He's totally going to fuck that dragon's shit up!"
    *chomp*
    "wait..."

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hated that scene. I mean it was all epic and then a total let down.
    Seriously:
    "Oh man awesome! He's totally going to fuck that dragon's shit up!"
    *chomp*
    "wait..."

    yeah, but the lead up was so awesome

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hated that scene. I mean it was all epic and then a total let down.
    Seriously:
    "Oh man awesome! He's totally going to fuck that dragon's shit up!"
    *chomp*
    "wait..."

    That was the best part

    You thought he was going to make it, you really did

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hated that scene. I mean it was all epic and then a total let down.
    Seriously:
    "Oh man awesome! He's totally going to fuck that dragon's shit up!"
    *chomp*
    "wait..."

    That was the best part

    You thought he was going to make it, you really did

    I KNOW!! I really did! but then *NOPE!* he gets eaten and his axe just falls to the ground. I don't know, it just seemed like, what was even the point, it was retarded.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Matthew McCoughney was really ugly in that movie




    But it had dragons, I guess

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