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Piggy Chimp's Game Review (conspiracy and kidnap edition) APRIL 13

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Is the conspiracy that you stole it?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Oh Christ

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    No. I confiscated it for analysis

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Hello Tubey Dumpling and Good Morning!

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Also Tube the conspiracies AREN'T about "Christ". Only an idiot would start on about religion

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    How did you analyse it?

    Did you pop it in the oven to see of there were any hidden messages?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    You're diluting your awesomes per post

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    If she goes below 1 a post, does she disappear into the aether?

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Well she's sitting ~5:1 right now, so I think she's doing okay

    hello piggy

    Steam PSN: YerFriendMolly
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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    You're diluting your awesomes per post
    Quoting you, Mr, is the only way I'm guaranteed not to be awesome. Anyway, since I know now the secrets of this dirty world I no longer need such affirmation in the way I once did.

    (I'm getting good at being hard nosed. Perhaps people will awesome that? I do love awesomes...)

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    You're diluting your awesomes per post
    Quoting you, Mr, is the only way I'm guaranteed not to be awesome.

    So, who's the stand-in admin whilst Tube is in the hospital burn ward, recovering?

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Hows your piggy hat

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Piggy Chimp has been kidnapped by Seriously and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I made some nice POTPOURRI
    For us to discuss what’s IMPORTANT TO ME
    I ain’t talking bout Tolkien
    The CARDINAL rule: I must be toke’n!
    Which forumer am I?

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    You've gone too far now, @Seriously

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    You monster! D:

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I'm going


    to be


    RICH

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    The funny thing is that now it looks like everyone is awesoming the fact that she got kidnapped.

    What a bunch of jerks we all are.

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Nobody is going to rescue Piggy Chimp? You'll turn her into an evil kidnapper like the rest of us!

    Lars on
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Nobody's left to rescue her, and if anybody is, they aren't in the thread or online.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    YaYa has been kidnapped by Sassori and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    My favorite X-Man is GAMBIT
    My favorite Metroid game is chronologically the last.
    And half of me just wants to stab guys in prison!
    Which forumer am I?

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Conspiracy #2
    Traffic is deliberate.

    You see how traffic is always slowest in the truck lane. You notice how you always get stuck UN the worst jams in the hottest days of the gear. You pass highway workers who dig up pieces of road but nothing ever seems to get changed.

    You accept all of these facts without question. I used to be like you too. Not any more! Where there are facts there are secrets.

    The government is mining diamonds under its motorways! Yes indeed. Using the tonnes of pressure
    Generated by the vehicles and the heat of their exhausts hundreds of thousands if diamonds are being created. The longer the traffic lasts the quicker the diamonds form

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Argh I was midway though sharing a spinach when I found out I'd been napped

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Not spinach, spiracy

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    I thought I was just getting . A fool badge not being napped

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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    I thought I was just getting . A fool badge not being napped

    On the bright side, you now have two other badges to go with it!

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Help me

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    No mercy

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Manufactured and hollow
    Except when it's full of shit
    It rhymes with a word that means bosom or tit

    Which forum person have I riddled


    I hasn't captured them I've just riddled

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    piggy you are very fortunate! some of us started as crooks and get no badges for ourselves at all!

    our only reward is spreading this virus.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Oh my God! :D

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    What on earth have you been using tubes for

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    Oh my God! :D
    What bogey?

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Piggy, there's only one way to save yourself.

    You have to help us kidnap Tube.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Thats actually a pretty good rhyme.

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Piggy, there's only one way to save yourself.

    You have to help us kidnap Tube.

    Got you covered already.

    Lars on
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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    I carsnt kidnap Tube

    But I cans ruin his day

    I'm just work ing out how to do a spoiler on my kindle but when I do I will send secret instructions


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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Thats actually a pretty good rhyme.

    Thank you Liiya

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Geth wrote: »
    Piggy Chimp has been kidnapped by Seriously and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!<br />
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    I made some nice POTPOURRI<br />
    For us to discuss what’s IMPORTANT TO ME<br />
    I ain’t talking bout Tolkien<br />
    The CARDINAL rule: I must be toke’n!<br />
    Which forumer am I?

    Is there a gourmet called Egocentric Spliff JR

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    Piggy ChimpPiggy Chimp Registered User regular
    Forumer not gourmet

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Further diluting awesome count

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