spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
In the continuing saga of SKFM in a Camry, this thing doesn't even have a rear air conditioner, the driver isn't wearing a jacket, and there are no bottles of water. This guy doesn't even have a gps, so I need to tell him where to go! I know it isn't sympathetic, but there's your daily glimpse into rich people class problems.
Out of spite I just broke the golden parachute tax forever. I'm not even kidding, I seriously figured out a way to make it never apply again, and this wasn't even for my client.
What was that thing they were doing for a while where they kept giving The Flash new superpowers that made no sense?
Like oh yeah, he's a supergenius too, because his neurons fire at superspeed too.
Also he can basically fly if he flaps his arms or pedals his feet fast enough because Bernoulli's principle you guys...and um...pressure...quantum...dynamics? And breathe underwater for some similar, pseudo-scientific reason.
Probably immunte to telepaths too, again because SUPERTHOUGHTSPEED.
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AManFromEarthLet's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered Userregular
In the continuing saga of SKFM in a Camry, this thing doesn't even have a rear air conditioner, the driver isn't wearing a jacket, and there are no bottles of water. This guy doesn't even have a gps, so I need to tell him where to go! I know it isn't sympathetic, but there's your daily glimpse into rich people class problems.
Out of spite I just broke the golden parachute tax forever. I'm not even kidding, I seriously figured out a way to make it never apply again, and this wasn't even for my client.
Where's the Flash when you need him?
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
What was that thing they were doing for a while where they kept giving The Flash new superpowers that made no sense?
Like oh yeah, he's a supergenius too, because his neurons fire at superspeed too.
Also he can basically fly if he flaps his arms or pedals his feet fast enough because Bernoulli's principle you guys...and um...pressure...quantum...dynamics? And breathe underwater for some similar, pseudo-scientific reason.
Probably immunte to telepaths too, again because SUPERTHOUGHTSPEED.
The intelligence bit is fine. Guy can speed up and spend relative hours figuring out problems in a few moments.
The rest is kind of dumb though, yeah. But I did love his attempt at flight in JLU.
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
In the continuing saga of SKFM in a Camry, this thing doesn't even have a rear air conditioner, the driver isn't wearing a jacket, and there are no bottles of water. This guy doesn't even have a gps, so I need to tell him where to go! I know it isn't sympathetic, but there's your daily glimpse into rich people class problems.
Out of spite I just broke the golden parachute tax forever. I'm not even kidding, I seriously figured out a way to make it never apply again, and this wasn't even for my client.
Where's the Flash when you need him?
I'm going to assume you mean
he is needed to carry me home faster. Clearly I can't be a super villain. Just look at the car I'm in!
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
Apparently rich people problems are just like situations where you feel as though you are being treated as less than what your privilege makes you feel entitled to.
I don't think "problem" can actually be stretched far enough to cover "This car is beneath me."
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I've reinstalled flash 53953 times
arrgggggggg
COME ON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPefOfu2TIU
La Grenouille? Zanzibar? Delmonico's?
This guy is amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSQ-h_2WGkw
"Alfred, Batman's being really freaking weird!"
*Cut to scene of Batman hanging out in the bushes with a bag of chips and a giant trophy*
Bahaha
That's one of my favorite JLU episodes.
Wally West is the best.
It's just so much money
But im so incredibly curious
Out of spite I just broke the golden parachute tax forever. I'm not even kidding, I seriously figured out a way to make it never apply again, and this wasn't even for my client.
Like oh yeah, he's a supergenius too, because his neurons fire at superspeed too.
Also he can basically fly if he flaps his arms or pedals his feet fast enough because Bernoulli's principle you guys...and um...pressure...quantum...dynamics? And breathe underwater for some similar, pseudo-scientific reason.
Probably immunte to telepaths too, again because SUPERTHOUGHTSPEED.
Where's the Flash when you need him?
The intelligence bit is fine. Guy can speed up and spend relative hours figuring out problems in a few moments.
The rest is kind of dumb though, yeah. But I did love his attempt at flight in JLU.
I'm going to assume you mean
he is needed to carry me home faster. Clearly I can't be a super villain. Just look at the car I'm in!
I don't care if this has already been mentioned today but I would really, really play that dinosaur RTS
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Luthor IS evil.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iizKYUNY3I
Pretty much.
I don't think "problem" can actually be stretched far enough to cover "This car is beneath me."
that was the best fight
They can overcome any of their "problems" with such a minimal amount of effort that it is laughable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5QBrwKF94
I should really try to sell it to a track agency
or like, as a christmas jingle or something
No food on the table?! Just use your dad's free McDonalds for life card. Duh. Stupid poor person, why didn't you have the gumption to think of that?
This is the part where you casually observe that blue-collar workers are little more than animals.
it is possibly the most perfect part of this campaign
nice
Gonna get so fat.
BUT TASTES SO GOOD