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Official Marvel Universe Canon: Colbert receives Cpt. America's Shield

MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
So if you're well informed, you know that Captain America is dead. I think he was shot by that black sniper last week.

Well apparently he entrusted his indestructible shield of justice to none other than intrepid conservative comedy news-anchor Stephen Colbert.

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: R.I.P......
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    awesome

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    He deserves it

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wonder why no one had ever tried sniping captain america before.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    wonder why no one had ever tried sniping captain america before.

    Batman got killed by diabeetus.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    hasnt he died before?

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is that Samuel Jackson

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    wonder why no one had ever tried sniping captain america before.

    It doesn't work. They had to snipe the other guy next to him.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "Captain America dies" was a headline in my local paper. I guess they don't really care about spoilers.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    black sniper? black sniper?

    man why you always gotta say it's the black sniper

    does it matter what color skin the triggerman had

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  • hambonehambone Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    maybe he was holding the gun sideways

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    was he driving a buik?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So is Colbert going to become Captain America

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    black sniper? black sniper?

    man why you always gotta say it's the black sniper

    does it matter what color skin the triggerman had

    jack thomspon predicted all of this

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Whatever

    When's World War Hulk starting

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't understand.


    Are they making a comic of Colbert? How can it be Cannon? This is insane.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I don't understand.


    Are they making a comic of Colbert? How can it be Cannon? This is insane.

    One of the guys from Marvel wrote Colbert, telling him that Captain America had entrusted the shield to him in his will.

    Colbert brough it out on the show, and stood with it.


    The letter even ended with "Welcome to the Marvel Universe".

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I don't understand.


    Are they making a comic of Colbert? How can it be Cannon? This is insane.

    One of the guys from Marvel wrote Colbert, telling him that Captain America had entrusted the shield to him in his will.

    Colbert brough it out on the show, and stood with it.


    The letter even ended with "Welcome to the Marvel Universe".

    Holy shit that is rad

    I picked the wrong day to miss Colbert

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When will his inevitable Cable & Deadpool appearance be

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    When will his inevitable Cable & Deadpool appearance be

    Man he should be a regular character

    They can call it Colbert & Deadpool

    Who likes Cable anyway

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I know seriously

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green Lantern and Green Arrow and the Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    We go to our English Corespondent, J'onn Oliver

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    When will his inevitable Cable & Deadpool appearance be

    Man he should be a regular character

    They can call it Colbert & Deadpool

    Who likes Cable anyway

    Basicly anyone who's ever played MvC2?

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    He was already in Spider-man.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    When will his inevitable Cable & Deadpool appearance be

    Man he should be a regular character

    They can call it Colbert & Deadpool

    Who likes Cable anyway

    Basicly anyone who's ever played MvC2?

    Yeah but did we have to put up with his preachy faux-Jesus technobabble in it

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    He was already in Spider-man.

    scan it

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    When will his inevitable Cable & Deadpool appearance be

    Man he should be a regular character

    They can call it Colbert & Deadpool

    Who likes Cable anyway

    Basicly anyone who's ever played MvC2?

    Yeah but did we have to put up with his preachy faux-Jesus technobabble in it

    Repeat after me:

    Hyper

    Viper

    Beam

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    no thanks

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't care how well he can drop kick Chun Li, I want him and his dumb floating island out of my comic book

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pics or it didn't fucking happen.
    Fuck, I knew missing the Report would be trouble.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2007
    it was in friendly neighborhood spider-man

    I have the issue but I don't feel like digging it up right now or scanning the scene

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Whatever

    When's World War Hulk starting

    May and OH GOD IT CANNOT COME FAST ENOUGH

    I just want the smashing to start already

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    MAINER'S MARVEL vs. CAPCOM 2 2-TORE-E-ULL

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    JUGGERNAUT PUNCH!!!
    IIIIII'M JUGGERNAUT!!!

    Repeat until Victory.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This whole thread is one giant, throbbing spoiler

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Until some asian kid playing Magneto kicks your ass.

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Then again, that's true of almost all aspects of life.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Coldbrand wrote: »
    Until some asian kid playing Magneto kicks your ass.

    ^ The depths of truth.

    Everybody pay attention.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is my current beverage

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    its apple juice you sick fucks

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Funny, I have a glass filled with a liquid that looks just like that, except it's urine.

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