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Sure, it may be August, but help me come up with a Halloween Costume.

MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
edited August 2012 in Help / Advice Forum
Welp, it's that time again, where I start thinking about what I want to wear on that special day. HALLOWEEN! Come on, who doesn't love this day, the ability to dress up and not be labelled a freak. Free candy, given to you by complete strangers (in contrast to the other 364 days of the year). Knocking on Jehovah Witness's doors repeatedly, for the sake of irony. Sure, I may be too old to go out and do the whole trick or treat thing, but at least I can dress up!

Which brings me to my conundrum. Every year without fail, I can't seem to come up with an idea, until the last moment. By that time, I'm forced to choose from a rack of costumes, all with the prefix of 'Sexy'. (seriously, mass produced women's costumes seem to be all about titillation, but that's a story for a different topic). So this year, I'm starting early, and I need your help.

Paramaters are:

1) While I am a chick, I feel quite comfortable in wearing a 'male' character's outfit. (For example, one year I dressed as Indiana Jones.)
2) Geeky costumes are highly accepted. I'm quite the fan of most of the main 'geekdoms', as well as a few of the minor ones.
3) If the costume can be made with 'regular' clothes (at least some from a thrift shop) the better. Although, custom costumes are fine as well.


Restrictions are:

1) Due to workplace restrictions, the costume must be...modest. So no strapless, no midriffs, and nothing shorter than some longer daisy dukes. Also, no helmets.
2) Due to my ineptness with a sewing machine, no 'sew it yourself' costumes. Also, costumes with Hollywood complexity make up are highly discouraged.
3) Preferably, no gore.
4) No Nuns, Egyptian Princesses, Hippies, or Pirates (Already been done) I also want to steer away from the 'usual' costumes, like witches, vampires, etc.

Alright guys other than that, everything's free game. Help me out where my limited imagination fails me.

Muzzmuzz on

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    My favorite costume now is to go as a corporate devil: some stick on horns, some hair gel, red and black greasepaint, a red shirt and a suit that I don't care too much if I have to get cleaned the next day.

    It's really easy and I get compliments every year

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    My cheapest costume was HTML. A headband with <head></head> on either side, a <body> clipped to my shoulder and a </body> clipped to my belt.

    Maybe put a scary <img></img> on your torso to make it Halloweeny.

    An idea I had for a Star Wars party I eventually didn't go to was Hans Solo in carbonite. Grey clothing consisting of trousers, shirt and waistcoat, some grey facepaint, and a large piece of grey chipboard or card attached to your back with braces. Might get a bit cumbersome, though.

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  • phoophoo Registered User regular
    There is a Klingon costume on the market and it is NOT a "sexy" version. I too am perpetually annoyed by such things. It comes with a mask, but you'll have to check if it also comes with the hair. Of course, you don't have to wear the mask and it would be OK with out it.

    This is the female version, there is also a male version. I've seen it going for $55, this place seems on the high side but it is an example.
    http://www.halloweenexpress.com/klingon-costume-p-18891.html

  • EshEsh Tending bar. FFXIV. Motorcycles. Portland, ORRegistered User regular
    Charlie Brown ghost.

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  • Lord PalingtonLord Palington he.him.his History-loving pal!Registered User regular
    One I keep meaning to put together is a Lemming.

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    Blue coveralls (or shirt and pants), white shoes, green wig, and some variety of tools or other things.

    You can also check Project Rooftop (tencentticker.com/projectrooftop/) for some alternate super hero designs, some of which are pretty close to your plainclothes ideas.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Crazy old swamp witch. Hit a thrift store and shred the crap out of a bunch of dresses then cover your face with water and flour.

  • phoophoo Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    simplest costume I ever came up with was "tree." I dressed in all brown and dyed my hair green. To get a little more fancy, I bobby pinned some fake leaves in my hair. I had someone with me and they wore a red plaid flannel shirt and had a plastic $2 ax and some overalls: lumberjack.

    phoo on
  • Lord PalingtonLord Palington he.him.his History-loving pal!Registered User regular
    Another easy everyday (well, for some people) costume is Mario or Luigi. Get a pair of overalls, a shirt to match, then a hat. Bonus points if you have some decent workboots, or a buddy to go as the other brother.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Hum. How bout one of the MLP? its kinda fashionable now a days and can be as modest as you want.

    Stercus, Stercus, Stercus, Morituri Sum
  • EshEsh Tending bar. FFXIV. Motorcycles. Portland, ORRegistered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    Hum. How bout one of the MLP? its kinda fashionable now a days and can be as modest as you want.

    MLP?

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Low cost but boring: tennis player, golfer, soccer player...

    Platy on
  • SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    Carmen Sandiego.

    My wife went as Carmen Sandiego one year. I dressed up as Waldo.

    Our children were invisible.

  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    SammyF wrote: »
    Carmen Sandiego.

    My wife went as Carmen Sandiego one year. I dressed up as Waldo.

    Our children were invisible.

    That's....awesome! I was thinking of going as Waldo, but Carmen would be even better. Now to find a trench coat and a hat....

    Also, to the others who offered suggestions, all of them were cool, I'll store them in my head for future Haloweens.

  • RayzeRayze Registered User regular
    You're probably sold on Carmen Sandiego, but I wanted to offer up Fionna from Adventure Time

    As soon as I saw the episode she was in last year, I knew I had to dress up as her. The only downside was that the backpack had to be stitched together and I had my sister in-law to help with that

  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    SammyF wrote: »
    Carmen Sandiego.

    My wife went as Carmen Sandiego one year. I dressed up as Waldo.

    Our children were invisible.

    That's....awesome! I was thinking of going as Waldo, but Carmen would be even better. Now to find a trench coat and a hat....

    Also, to the others who offered suggestions, all of them were cool, I'll store them in my head for future Haloweens.

    The hard part is finding them in Red. Though if they're cheep enough, a little bit of dye can fix that.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Esh wrote: »
    azith28 wrote: »
    Hum. How bout one of the MLP? its kinda fashionable now a days and can be as modest as you want.


    MLP?

    My Little pony.
    Do a google search for cosplay images. (Just dont look on diviant art).

    Stercus, Stercus, Stercus, Morituri Sum
  • darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

    Steam ID: darklite_x Xbox Gamertag: Darklite 37 PSN:Rage_Kage_37 Battle.Net:darklite#2197
  • darqnessdarqness KCMORegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    A coworker had an awesome costume that he and his girlfriend did with their friends. They dressed like contestants from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Apparently you can order the team shirts online and just get a skateboarding helmet/elbow pads/knee pads.

    EDIT: Just saw that one of the requirements was "no helmet". GAAAAH IT'S SUCH A COOL COSTUME THOUGH!

    darqness on
  • ChopperDaveChopperDave Registered User regular
    Ramona Flowers. Geeky, can be made with regular clothes, you get to dye your hair a crazy color (or get a wig), and you have the option of carrying around a giant honking hammer or a baseball bat. What's not to like?

    3DS code: 3007-8077-4055
  • SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    SammyF wrote: »
    Carmen Sandiego.

    My wife went as Carmen Sandiego one year. I dressed up as Waldo.

    Our children were invisible.

    That's....awesome! I was thinking of going as Waldo, but Carmen would be even better. Now to find a trench coat and a hat....

    Also, to the others who offered suggestions, all of them were cool, I'll store them in my head for future Haloweens.

    The hard part is finding them in Red. Though if they're cheep enough, a little bit of dye can fix that.

    She actually found pretty much everything she needed for the costume ready-to-go in a couple of hours. I think Filene's Basement had the hat and coat?

  • Mike DangerMike Danger "Diane..." a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered User regular
    I've done Sherlock Holmes a couple of times. You can buy a deerstalker from hat stores online, get a plastic pipe and magnifying glass, and then put on a dress shirt, dress pants, and a bathrobe.

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