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Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
edited August 2012 in Debate and/or Discourse
Just kidding, but I wanted to picture Spool sitting there with the cursor hovering, hesitating, afraid.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    You have to feel like that is his reaction to every thread on these forums.

    Most of them have some sort of explicitly Republican-directed hate-speech right in the title.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    The spider menace is upon us!

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    All the avengers are stupid hot

    Like I saw chris Evans come out of his captain hotmerica chamber and I was like

    Fuck

    I can feel the vagina of my alternate female self in some other time line where a chromosome zigged instead of zagged, and it is GUSHING

    She-me was riding the Nile

    This feeling is, perhaps, expressed more eloquently in the song Willy O' Winsbury

    :whistle: If I were a woman as I am a man, my bedfellow you would have been :whistle:

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    does whatever a spider[chat] can

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    so a few days ago I was getting drinks with some friends and a friend of my ex was there

    I hadn't seen her in almost a year

    she first say me and said "wow, you look really hot. you haven't looked this good in years"

    AWWWWWW YSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Norton is an amazing actor and the cuntiest cunt that ever did cunt

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Yeah, that's the vibe I'm getting now.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Isn't RDJ kind of like this too?

    Granted, RDJ's movies made Marvel $TEXAS, which Norton did not do.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I need to borrow that trucker's nuke.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    All the avengers are stupid hot

    Like I saw chris Evans come out of his captain hotmerica chamber and I was like

    Fuck

    I can feel the vagina of my alternate female self in some other time line where a chromosome zigged instead of zagged, and it is GUSHING

    She-me was riding the Nile

    I actually thought Chris Evans was too beefy. I almost laughed at how buff he was, and the first thing that came to mind was Michelin man.

    Cambiata on
    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Isn't RDJ kind of like this too?

    Granted, RDJ's movies made Marvel $TEXAS, which Norton did not do.

    norton however made that hulk decent where as the previous one was pathetic

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    All the avengers are stupid hot

    Like I saw chris Evans come out of his captain hotmerica chamber and I was like

    Fuck

    I can feel the vagina of my alternate female self in some other time line where a chromosome zigged instead of zagged, and it is GUSHING

    She-me was riding the Nile

    I actually thought Chris Evans was too beefy. I almost laughed at how buff he was, and the first thing that came to mind was Michelin man.

    That's kind of funny, what with how toned down Captain America is in the movies versus in the comics.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    The spider menace is upon us!

    Happy_Spider.jpg

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    so a few days ago I was getting drinks with some friends and a friend of my ex was there

    I hadn't seen her in almost a year

    she first say me and said "wow, you look really hot. you haven't looked this good in years"

    AWWWWWW YSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    She was talking to someone behind you.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I felt that way about Thor and also I feel that way when I watch True Blood

    that she-me is barely holding it together

    blond dudes got it

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    You have to feel like that is his reaction to every thread on these forums.

    Most of them have some sort of explicitly Republican-directed hate-speech right in the title.

    Well the Republican party has pretty directed hate speech right in their platform.

    As a Republican they should fucking look to that if they ever expect to get my vote again.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Isn't RDJ kind of like this too?

    Granted, RDJ's movies made Marvel $TEXAS, which Norton did not do.

    RDJ had to beg to play Tony Stark and wasn't given a huge salary for the part, so I doubt he was ego-tripping on the set of the first film.

    Plus, the dude's been in prison, so I'm sure he realizes what a privilege his role is and is perhaps less inclined to take it for granted.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    While I thought shit might have been real before in sleeping dogs, it just now became actually real

    Fuuuuu

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    breaking bad peeps, from the breaking bad thread, this is so perfect

    spoilers
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    i'm thinking of the most tragic way this could end for walt and it occurred to me that they're pushing the walt jr angst really hard lately and it would absolutely kill walt if jr discovered the wide world of meth addiction due to all this
    i'm thinking this is a good direction for the story to go

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Isn't RDJ kind of like this too?

    Granted, RDJ's movies made Marvel $TEXAS, which Norton did not do.

    RDJ had to beg to play Tony Stark and wasn't given a huge salary for the part, so I doubt he was ego-tripping on the set of the first film.

    Plus, the dude's been in prison, so I'm sure he realizes what a privilege his role is and is perhaps less inclined to take it for granted.

    This is true.

    In fact, you'll never guess who it was who was actually ego tripping on the Iron Man I set, and who it was who was paid far and away more than the other actors.
    Terrence Howard, who was reportedly such a dickbag on the set of Iron Man I that they gladly and with great relief cast Don Cheadle in the same role in Iron Man 2.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    The whole "Fuuuu" thing makes me think you are supposed to be laughing like a rich Asian woman

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    so a few days ago I was getting drinks with some friends and a friend of my ex was there

    I hadn't seen her in almost a year

    she first say me and said "wow, you look really hot. you haven't looked this good in years"

    AWWWWWW YSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    She was talking to someone behind you.

    tumblr_m43k3jAFTy1r8c9r7o1_500.jpg

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Winky wrote: »
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Isn't RDJ kind of like this too?

    Granted, RDJ's movies made Marvel $TEXAS, which Norton did not do.

    RDJ had to beg to play Tony Stark and wasn't given a huge salary for the part, so I doubt he was ego-tripping on the set of the first film.

    Plus, the dude's been in prison, so I'm sure he realizes what a privilege his role is and is perhaps less inclined to take it for granted.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373469/trivia
    One scene in the film takes place in a club exhibiting living art, which, at one point in his life, Robert Downey Jr. worked as.

    emnmnme on
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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    All the avengers are stupid hot

    Like I saw chris Evans come out of his captain hotmerica chamber and I was like

    Fuck

    I can feel the vagina of my alternate female self in some other time line where a chromosome zigged instead of zagged, and it is GUSHING

    She-me was riding the Nile

    I actually thought Chris Evans was too beefy. I almost laughed at how buff he was, and the first thing that came to mind was Michelin man.

    That's kind of funny, what with how toned down Captain America is in the movies versus in the comics.

    Look at how firm and round his moobs are!

    chris-evans-shirtless-captain-america.jpg

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    breaking bad peeps, from the breaking bad thread, this is so perfect

    spoilers
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    i'm thinking of the most tragic way this could end for walt and it occurred to me that they're pushing the walt jr angst really hard lately and it would absolutely kill walt if jr discovered the wide world of meth addiction due to all this
    i'm thinking this is a good direction for the story to go

    Hahahahahaha that is twisted

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    breaking bad peeps, from the breaking bad thread, this is so perfect

    spoilers
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    i'm thinking of the most tragic way this could end for walt and it occurred to me that they're pushing the walt jr angst really hard lately and it would absolutely kill walt if jr discovered the wide world of meth addiction due to all this
    i'm thinking this is a good direction for the story to go

    Man, that'd be pretty heavy-handed, and also Walt Jr. was scared straight when Uncle Hank took him to see that parking lot hooker.

    And with the way they've been emphasizing the fact that Walt is his son's hero, the real inevitable ending is the shattering of Walt Jr.'s illusions about his father.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Isn't RDJ kind of like this too?

    Granted, RDJ's movies made Marvel $TEXAS, which Norton did not do.

    RDJ had to beg to play Tony Stark and wasn't given a huge salary for the part, so I doubt he was ego-tripping on the set of the first film.

    Plus, the dude's been in prison, so I'm sure he realizes what a privilege his role is and is perhaps less inclined to take it for granted.

    This is true.

    In fact, you'll never guess who it was who was actually ego tripping on the Iron Man I set, and who it was who was paid far and away more than the other actors.
    Terrence Howard, who was reportedly such a dickbag on the set of Iron Man I that they gladly and with great relief cast Don Cheadle in the same role in Iron Man 2.

    That's not too surprising.

    Guy beats women.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Isn't RDJ kind of like this too?

    Granted, RDJ's movies made Marvel $TEXAS, which Norton did not do.

    RDJ had to beg to play Tony Stark and wasn't given a huge salary for the part, so I doubt he was ego-tripping on the set of the first film.

    Plus, the dude's been in prison, so I'm sure he realizes what a privilege his role is and is perhaps less inclined to take it for granted.

    This is true.

    In fact, you'll never guess who it was who was actually ego tripping on the Iron Man I set, and who it was who was paid far and away more than the other actors.
    Terrence Howard, who was reportedly such a dickbag on the set of Iron Man I that they gladly and with great relief cast Don Cheadle in the same role in Iron Man 2.

    That's not too surprising.

    Guy beats women.

    Don't know why this popped into my head:

    "That guy treats objects like women!"

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Isn't RDJ kind of like this too?

    Granted, RDJ's movies made Marvel $TEXAS, which Norton did not do.

    RDJ had to beg to play Tony Stark and wasn't given a huge salary for the part, so I doubt he was ego-tripping on the set of the first film.

    Plus, the dude's been in prison, so I'm sure he realizes what a privilege his role is and is perhaps less inclined to take it for granted.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373469/trivia
    One scene in the film takes place in a club exhibiting living art, which, at one point in his life, Robert Downey Jr. worked as.

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is such a great movie.

    SO GOOD

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Podly wrote: »
    breaking bad peeps, from the breaking bad thread, this is so perfect

    spoilers
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    i'm thinking of the most tragic way this could end for walt and it occurred to me that they're pushing the walt jr angst really hard lately and it would absolutely kill walt if jr discovered the wide world of meth addiction due to all this
    i'm thinking this is a good direction for the story to go

    Hahahahahaha that is twisted

    It's SO perfectly tragic though
    Walt starts selling meth out of a desire to give walt jr a future and succeeds because of his cunning and pride. These carry him too far, putting strain on Walt Jr so he starts using meth as an escape. Since Walt doesn't actually understand the user side of the chemistry, he doesn't realize that Walt Jr. has become a Meth Addict. Walt Jr. overdoses on some Heisenberg Blue Light Special. Walt's desire to save Walter Jr. kills Walter Jr.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Isn't RDJ kind of like this too?

    Granted, RDJ's movies made Marvel $TEXAS, which Norton did not do.

    RDJ had to beg to play Tony Stark and wasn't given a huge salary for the part, so I doubt he was ego-tripping on the set of the first film.

    Plus, the dude's been in prison, so I'm sure he realizes what a privilege his role is and is perhaps less inclined to take it for granted.

    This is true.

    In fact, you'll never guess who it was who was actually ego tripping on the Iron Man I set, and who it was who was paid far and away more than the other actors.
    Terrence Howard, who was reportedly such a dickbag on the set of Iron Man I that they gladly and with great relief cast Don Cheadle in the same role in Iron Man 2.

    That's not too surprising.

    Guy beats women.

    Don't know why this popped into my head:

    "That guy treats objects like women!"

    Sometimes I feel like my compulsive pop culture references are a form of Tourette's Syndrome.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    male me is probably a neckbeard

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Kkbb is a great movie

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Evidently Edward Norton had no problem reminding others that he, he was Edward Norton, while on the set of The Incredible Hulk (2008), and that if he felt a scene wasn't working, or wasn't meeting the needs of his character, then what we should do is stop everything--just stop filming--and take things back down to the script changes authorized and in many cases written by he, Edward Norton.

    Isn't RDJ kind of like this too?

    Granted, RDJ's movies made Marvel $TEXAS, which Norton did not do.

    RDJ had to beg to play Tony Stark and wasn't given a huge salary for the part, so I doubt he was ego-tripping on the set of the first film.

    Plus, the dude's been in prison, so I'm sure he realizes what a privilege his role is and is perhaps less inclined to take it for granted.

    This is true.

    In fact, you'll never guess who it was who was actually ego tripping on the Iron Man I set, and who it was who was paid far and away more than the other actors.
    Terrence Howard, who was reportedly such a dickbag on the set of Iron Man I that they gladly and with great relief cast Don Cheadle in the same role in Iron Man 2.

    That's not too surprising.

    Guy beats women.

    Don't know why this popped into my head:

    "That guy treats objects like women!"

    Hey, we all went through puberty once.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Podly does the balloon you posted represent how you used to be fat?

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I honestly can't imagine what it'd be like to be a man.

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