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Ballbusting

GeorgeCarlosGeorgeCarlos Registered User new member
edited August 2012 in Social Entropy++
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately on the subject of ballbusting, and I would like to know what everyone's thoughts on the subject are. Have any guys here been kicked, punched, kneed or otherwise hit in the nuts by a girl? And have any girls here ever kicked, punched, kneed, or otherwise hit a guy in the nuts before? Do any girls here enjoy kicking/hitting guys in the balls? And do any guys here enjoy getting kicked/hit in the balls? Please share your thoughts on the subject here.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    is this where i post my balls??

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    i came in here thinking it was like, busting chops.

    balls hurt to when the get hit, no one should hit anyone in the balls

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    i came in here thinking it was like, busting chops.

    balls hurt to when the get hit, no one should hit anyone in the balls

    but what if scientists discover that getting hit in the balls cures cancer?

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Kadith wrote: »
    is this where i post my balls??
    No, it's a trap!

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    i came in here thinking it was like, busting chops.

    balls hurt to when the get hit, no one should hit anyone in the balls

    but what if scientists discover that getting hit in the balls cures cancer?

    Like, once? Or do you have to do it frequently?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    i came in here thinking it was like, busting chops.

    balls hurt to when the get hit, no one should hit anyone in the balls

    but what if scientists discover that getting hit in the balls cures cancer?

    Like, once? Or do you have to do it frequently?

    I wasn't on that science team. I was on the try to cure feline leukemia by soaking cats in water committee.

    More tests are needed, but results are looking promising.

    Next week I'll be volunteering as a subject for the cure cat scratches by showering in lemon juice committee. Lets hope it works!

  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    GeorgeCarlos is not going to fap to your stories guys, it's totally cool to post them. Nothing creepy going on, everything is above board. Let's all share.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Shit my thread can't compete with this

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    GeorgeCarlos is not going to fap to your stories guys, it's totally cool to post them. Nothing creepy going on, everything is above board. Let's all share.

    One time I met this really hot chick at the club and we started making out and stuff and it was getting really hot and then she said, "want me to kick you in the balls?"

    And I was like, "Okay" and then I stood against the wall with my legs spread and she wound up to kick me right in the balls!

    But then I jumped out of the way at the last second because holy fuck that woulda been stupid.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    GeorgeCarlos is not going to fap to your stories guys, it's totally cool to post them. Nothing creepy going on, everything is above board. Let's all share.

    One time I met this really hot chick at the club and we started making out and stuff and it was getting really hot and then she said, "want me to kick you in the balls?"

    And I was like, "Okay" and then I stood against the wall with my legs spread and she wound up to kick me right in the balls!

    But then I jumped out of the way at the last second because holy fuck that woulda been stupid.

    I don't believe a single word of this story.

  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I don't believe the getting out of the way part.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    she's just mad because she missed.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    Shit my thread can't compete with this

    No thread stands a chance against this

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Shit my thread can't compete with this

    No thread stands a chance against this

    What about ITT: my balls ?

  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    That thread would cause SE to implode.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2012
    :whistle: Ballbustin' makes me feel good. :whistle:

    Sterica on
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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I've busted some balls in my time.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    By that I mean about an hour and a half ago.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fuck, I just pierced the top of mouth with a shard from a tortilla chip. Fucking hispanic shrapnel.

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball. Double Jeopardy?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i once this video of a chick punching a dude so hard in the nuts he just ejaculates immediatly

    like the cum gets punched right outta him

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I just realized that with the advent of the rules forum and the removal of the old rules threads, there is no longer a specific rule banning the posting of balls

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    No girl ever has to deal with that moment when something grazes your balls and they don't hurt initially

    Then 15 seconds later you're vomiting

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Getting hit in the nuts really hurts

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i once this video of a chick punching a dude so hard in the nuts he just ejaculates immediatly

    like the cum gets punched right outta him
    Add the missing Verb!
    1) Starred
    2) Filmed
    3) Produced
    4) Hosted
    5) All of the above

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