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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sassori wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    My only disgusting habit that tends to annoy roommates is sometimes we sort of end up sleeping together?

    More like, ethically disgusting than anything

    Not nearly as much hair involved

    You are a treasure

    A treasure that you want to sl- live with?


    I am considering ditching these roommates I currently have...

    But you'd have to ask @Godmode

    Yo, @Godmode

    You're cute too

    I think I was supposed to ask you something, but I seem to have forgotten it

    You wanna like, live together sometime?

  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    I don't think the thread was specifically to talk about dude's problems.
    I'm just like, throwing that out there, you know.

    I'm a little messy but I'm quiet and rent is always on time. I think I am a solid B+ roommate.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm a bit afraid to live by myself again (i've actually never lived by myself but i had a roommate once who was never really home so it was basically like i was) because i'm lazy/messy especially during bouts of depression

    trying real hard to get over that

    when I lived solo as an RA in an apartment dorm, i would have trouble getting out and just staying inside and ignoring my phone/knocks on the door. it was rough times.

  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm a bit afraid to live by myself again (i've actually never lived by myself but i had a roommate once who was never really home so it was basically like i was) because i'm lazy/messy especially during bouts of depression

    trying real hard to get over that

    I force myself to clean my non-emergency messes about once a week, so it doesn't get overwhelming. Things like socks that flew under the bed, books not on bookshelves, game cases not on the shelf, etc. It is one of my better practices

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    so basically yeah I guess I have the same problem.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    When I lived alone I never wore pants.

    I miss living alone...

  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm a bit afraid to live by myself again (i've actually never lived by myself but i had a roommate once who was never really home so it was basically like i was) because i'm lazy/messy especially during bouts of depression

    trying real hard to get over that

    when I lived solo as an RA in an apartment dorm, i would have trouble getting out and just staying inside and ignoring my phone/knocks on the door. it was rough times.


    I think living alone does that to everyone. I don't have much reason to go out/branch out while living alone. I think roommates are actually pretty rad most of the time because they can help solve stupid little problems or just be good motivators.

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    It is not hard to be a good roommate. Just don't be a butt and occasionally ask how things are going. Also probably don't kill your roommate.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    My roommate will unload the dishwasher and put all the shit away, even if it ain't his, which is good. I do the same. It's basic etiquette, unless you literally have no dishes in the machine.

    But what drives me nuts is he just grabs all the silverware and tosses them into the drawers. Sorts them by fork and spoon and shit, but doesn't seem to give a shit that he grabs ours all the time, and I have to go back through the drawers and grab our shit out of his and put his back. Every time.

    And he'll use ours right out of our drawer. Won't touch other stuff, like plates or mugs, but uses our silverware. Like he thinks it doesn't matter.

    It fucking does. Those are ours. They were wedding gifts. If you're going to be a dick about every other fucking thing in the house that is yours never being touched by roommates, then don't fucking steal our silverware.

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  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    When I lived alone I never wore pants.

    I miss living alone...

    I didn't want to be the first to say it but yes

    no clothes are the best. Particularly during the summer.

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    It was so immediate too.

    Door shut. Clothes off.

    I ended up with several different robes just so I wouldn't have to completely redress to answer the door.

  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    My roommate will unload the dishwasher and put all the shit away, even if it ain't his, which is good. I do the same. It's basic etiquette, unless you literally have no dishes in the machine.

    But what drives me nuts is he just grabs all the silverware and tosses them into the drawers. Sorts them by fork and spoon and shit, but doesn't seem to give a shit that he grabs ours all the time, and I have to go back through the drawers and grab our shit out of his and put his back. Every time.

    And he'll use ours right out of our drawer. Won't touch other stuff, like plates or mugs, but uses our silverware. Like he thinks it doesn't matter.

    It fucking does. Those are ours. They were wedding gifts. If you're going to be a dick about every other fucking thing in the house that is yours never being touched by roommates, then don't fucking steal our silverware.

    That seems like a kind of narrow issue. Have you mentioned it to him? I mean, yeah he may be a prick about every other thing, but it's quite possible that it just doesn't occur to him that it matters. Some people aren't as considerate about these things. I, personally, wouldn't mess with your shit like that if I was being a hardass about my stuff, but maybe he doesn't make the leap.

    Then again, you're not going to have him as a roommate soon!

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    It was so immediate too.

    Door shut. Clothes off.

    I ended up with several different robes just so I wouldn't have to completely redress to answer the door.

    A trick I still haven't mastered. To this day it takes me like 5 minutes to answer the door because it involves putting on so many clothes!

    But I would look ridiculous in a robe. My only option would be to go so far past ridiculous it'd be awesome. Like pajamas with spiderman on them.

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    It was so immediate too.

    Door shut. Clothes off.

    I ended up with several different robes just so I wouldn't have to completely redress to answer the door.

    A trick I still haven't mastered. To this day it takes me like 5 minutes to answer the door because it involves putting on so many clothes!

    But I would look ridiculous in a robe. My only option would be to go so far past ridiculous it'd be awesome. Like pajamas with spiderman on them.

    A couple weeks ago my roommate wouldn't stop knocking on my door every five minutes. So finally I just swung open the door while I was still naked.

    "What?"

    "...I...I forget."

    "Good. Go away."

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Alright, you need one of two things to answer the door

    They are both pretty easy to put on

    Jeans

    OR

    A robe/dressing gown

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    If it takes you five minutes to put on pants you might want to seek professional assistance

  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Alright, you need one of two things to answer the door

    They are both pretty easy to put on

    Jeans

    OR

    A robe/dressing gown

    when you're tubby a shirt is required too

    I would not want to force my bare pale hairy chest on anyone.

    The psychological damage alone would cost me everything I own in court.

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    It was so immediate too.

    Door shut. Clothes off.

    I ended up with several different robes just so I wouldn't have to completely redress to answer the door.

    A trick I still haven't mastered. To this day it takes me like 5 minutes to answer the door because it involves putting on so many clothes!

    But I would look ridiculous in a robe. My only option would be to go so far past ridiculous it'd be awesome. Like pajamas with spiderman on them.

    A couple weeks ago my roommate wouldn't stop knocking on my door every five minutes. So finally I just swung open the door while I was still naked.

    "What?"

    "...I...I forget."

    "Good. Go away."

    that was their cunning plan

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Alright, you need one of two things to answer the door

    They are both pretty easy to put on

    Jeans

    OR

    A robe/dressing gown

    when you're tubby a shirt is required too

    I would not want to force my bare pale hairy chest on anyone.

    The psychological damage alone would cost me everything I own in court.

    Well jeeze

    Stop being tubby

    It's unseemly

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm a bit afraid to live by myself again (i've actually never lived by myself but i had a roommate once who was never really home so it was basically like i was) because i'm lazy/messy especially during bouts of depression

    trying real hard to get over that

    when I lived solo as an RA in an apartment dorm, i would have trouble getting out and just staying inside and ignoring my phone/knocks on the door. it was rough times.
    yeah same

    really don't want to go through that again

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  • FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote:
    So I will apparently be getting a roommate soon.

    I have some disgusting habits that will make me a terrible roommate. For example, when I shave, hair goes EVERYWHERE.

    What disgusting habits do you have and how do you keep your roommate/significant other/cat from yelling at you for them?

    http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/haircut-umbrella

    Problem solved.

    Huh...
  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Alright, you need one of two things to answer the door

    They are both pretty easy to put on

    Jeans

    OR

    A robe/dressing gown

    when you're tubby a shirt is required too

    I would not want to force my bare pale hairy chest on anyone.

    The psychological damage alone would cost me everything I own in court.

    Well jeeze

    Stop being tubby

    It's unseemly

    it is :(

    That's actually another thing I'm hoping this roommate thing will accomplish. Motivation! He's a scrawny little shit and I'm a slightly overweight guy, and hopefully we can motivate each other to do something slightly physical on occasion.

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    :winky:

  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    FF wrote: »
    Dronus86 wrote:
    So I will apparently be getting a roommate soon.

    I have some disgusting habits that will make me a terrible roommate. For example, when I shave, hair goes EVERYWHERE.

    What disgusting habits do you have and how do you keep your roommate/significant other/cat from yelling at you for them?

    http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/haircut-umbrella

    Problem solved.


    that is amazing and it's only 12.67!

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    One of the first things that happened when I came to L.A. was I went to an interview with Jennifer Coolidge and she said good things happen when you leave the house

    And she was right
    Usually I end up eating a good sandwich

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Alright, you need one of two things to answer the door

    They are both pretty easy to put on

    Jeans

    OR

    A robe/dressing gown

    when you're tubby a shirt is required too

    I would not want to force my bare pale hairy chest on anyone.

    The psychological damage alone would cost me everything I own in court.

    Well jeeze

    Stop being tubby

    It's unseemly

    it is :(

    That's actually another thing I'm hoping this roommate thing will accomplish. Motivation! He's a scrawny little shit and I'm a slightly overweight guy, and hopefully we can motivate each other to do something slightly physical on occasion.

    Sitcom or gay porn?

    You decide!

  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    this guy I used to live with liked to have rolled oats, and just rolled oats, but at least he used a bowl I guess

    also one time I woke up because there was a bunch of clanging in the kitchen and he was in there at fucking 4 AM lifting weights

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  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Alright, you need one of two things to answer the door

    They are both pretty easy to put on

    Jeans

    OR

    A robe/dressing gown

    when you're tubby a shirt is required too

    I would not want to force my bare pale hairy chest on anyone.

    The psychological damage alone would cost me everything I own in court.

    Well jeeze

    Stop being tubby

    It's unseemly

    it is :(

    That's actually another thing I'm hoping this roommate thing will accomplish. Motivation! He's a scrawny little shit and I'm a slightly overweight guy, and hopefully we can motivate each other to do something slightly physical on occasion.

    Sitcom or gay porn?

    You decide!

    I hope it's a sitcom, I don't think I could handle a gay porn, there's too much movement and with the amount of laughter in my life I would be insulted

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I'm an obsessive neat freak.

    My apartment is fucking sterile.

    Used to live with a dirty person, and fuck roommates. Never again .

  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Back in college for one semester I had the best kind of drunk roommate ever. Wasn't loud, wasn't obnoxious, was just there.

    He'd just stumble in at 2 or 3 am, "Hey Joey" "Hey Jason" he'd sit down on the couch, watch TV for 30 minutes, then fall asleep.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I just moved into a new place yesterday. First time living with someone I'd never met.

    He seems cool and laid back, although he's a personal trainer, and last night had a few friends over for a drink, and they relaxed and had a fun time together by doing burpies and handstand pushups wearing a weighted vest and yelling at each other.

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    The last roommates I had were prime candidates for the sloppy cosplay thread

    I'm still looking for his girlfriend's fan fiction

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    My room ates are also my parents. They are cool but it's kind of like always being a guest in my own home, can't have things the way I want them because it's their house. Which is fair enough. But as soon as I get a new job I want to move out somewhere I can do my own thing.

    I keep flipping back and forth between thinking I want to move in with some other people, for cheapness and company, or live alone, so I can have things just how I want and every time I get home I can walk through the door, get naked and shout "This is MAH house!"

  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I just moved into a new place yesterday. First time living with someone I'd never met.

    He seems cool and laid back, although he's a personal trainer, and last night had a few friends over for a drink, and they relaxed and had a fun time together by doing burpies and handstand pushups wearing a weighted vest and yelling at each other.

    Drinking and handstand pushups seems like a potentially catastrophic combination.

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I had some fun housemates in uni. In my final year I lived with one of my best mates in a flat, and one day he brought home a rabbit. That flat instantly got 100% more fun and 200% messier.

    smof on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    I'm a terrible roommate

  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    we just had a gay couple move in yesterday and they literally haven't. stopped. fucking.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    my roommates are my parents because i'm fucking pathetic

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    fuck longer + louder

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  • TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    Roommates: always a bad idea. Familiarity breeds contempt. Invite your friends over if you wanna hang.

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