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[PA Comic] Wednesday, September 5, 2012 - Perverse Incentives

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edited September 2012 in The Penny Arcade Hub

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    In b4 "Kangaroo's slender neck".

    I like Gabe's closed eyes of quiet contemplation in the first panel.

  • Black_HeartBlack_Heart Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I was not aware of these "Love Zoos". What else are the Aussies keeping from us?

    Also, if an animal just happens to bring you to orgasm without any intercourse occurring, is it still REALLY bestiality? Lets be honest here.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    I'm a big fan of the jokes about Tycho's sexual deviancy.

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    how did australia poll higher than Canada

  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    By having more votes, I would suspect.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Franko wrote: »
    how did australia poll higher than Canada

    It's not like Canadians are making as big a trip to attend either currently-existing PAX as an Australian would.

    This is a nice gesture to Australia in general because they tend to get the short end of the stick when it comes to video games. How's their government feel about events like this?

  • Mr_GrinchMr_Grinch Registered User regular
    Am I alone in imagining Enforcers dressed in kangaroo suits, wielding dual boomerangs?

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  • SlothfrenzySlothfrenzy Registered User new member
    As an Australian I can confirm that this is awesome. I was sad when I missed Iron Maiden's last tour to Aus, luckily something even better turned out to be coming here, finally. There is pretty much a huge drought of decent entertainment here unless you count the major music festivals. Awesome to see someone finally paying attention, Ive never heard of a decent video game themed expo.

  • SlothfrenzySlothfrenzy Registered User new member
    edited September 2012
    It's not like Canadians are making as big a trip to attend either currently-existing PAX as an Australian would.

    This is a nice gesture to Australia in general because they tend to get the short end of the stick when it comes to video games. How's their government feel about events like this?

    This is pretty much the case, Australia really has a lack of good events, apart from Soundwave and comedy shows not a lot of entertainment comes here. Wayne Brady did a tour which was awesome.

    The government is not at all worried about these conventions, really the only thing the government has stopped happening was that they blocked Snoop Dogg from coming (because he had previous drug offences).

    I vote that Australia greets the Americans with a traditional "Bunning's Warehouse" sausage sizzle. Any Aussies will know what I mean.

    Slothfrenzy on
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    If I got to choose the first international location for my con it would not be the one I could drive to.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    I'm surprised they didn't go for PAX Britain or Europe.
    Britain's in Europe!

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I'm surprised they didn't go for PAX Britain or Europe.
    Britain's in Europe!

    Eh there's a channel. That counts as an ocean as far as I'm concerned.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    Tail jobs are the best, you guys.


    Also, doesn't Australia constantly get screwed with high game prices thanks to BS exchange rate/import taxes. Seems like a little justice to me.

  • YugYug [ PAX Australia ] Content & Communications Manager AustraliaRegistered User regular
    I vote that Australia greets the Americans with a traditional "Bunning's Warehouse" sausage sizzle. Any Aussies will know what I mean.

    Get the Aussie Enforcers to run it for people waiting in line :)

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  • NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    I'm surprised they didn't go for PAX Britain or Europe.
    Britain's in Europe!

    Eh there's a channel. That counts as an ocean as far as I'm concerned.
    Iceland is considered in Europe and that has a lot more ocean in the way. Continents aren't defined by oceans but by conventions, by convention the British Isles are in Europe.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    I'm surprised they didn't go for PAX Britain or Europe.
    Britain's in Europe!

    Eh there's a channel. That counts as an ocean as far as I'm concerned.

    There's a train running under it.. It's technically connected by land in that case :P

  • DexOZDexOZ Registered User regular
    Thank you thank you thank you!! I am there with bells on

    And I think our native Emu's might be quite to Tycho's liking

  • AlexnaderAlexnader Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    how did australia poll higher than Canada

    It's not like Canadians are making as big a trip to attend either currently-existing PAX as an Australian would.

    This is a nice gesture to Australia in general because they tend to get the short end of the stick when it comes to video games. How's their government feel about events like this?

    Our government's going to love it, this is a chance to utilise our convention infrastructure and draw in more tourists and international attention. It's not like they have a war on video games or anything, they're just your typical technologically short-sighted western democracy. Though they're getting better, rolling out fibre optic broadband internet across the country and running commissions to work out why international companies are charging us insane prices for technology... if the government wasn't simultaneously trying to force ISPs to retain people's browsing information I'd say they were doing alright.

    Anyway, politics shouldn't have much of an impact on PAX AU, this is a business venture and if there's one thing all governments love it's money.

  • Groosenat0rGroosenat0r http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy70Z6x00TM SkyloftRegistered User regular
    Finally! Now that's the Tycho I know, love and am disgusted by! :D

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  • KiahKiah Registered User new member
    What about our government's policy on sexual deviants?
    ...Would probably get elected.

    I would buy a ticket the moment they became available. Regardless of where in australia. Australia needs something good, especially after the disappointment that was Oz Comic-con ( http://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/07/what-happened-at-oz-comic-con/ - I rode the great queue worm too).

    It'd be nice to see a convention here which was more than a glorified flea-market with inflated australian prices..


  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    I was not aware of these "Love Zoos". What else are the Aussies keeping from us?

    Also, if an animal just happens to bring you to orgasm without any intercourse occurring, is it still REALLY bestiality? Lets be honest here.

    In Australia, a dog will give you a rimjob with its tongue swiping counter-clockwise.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Of course dogs in Australia are poisonous just like every fuckin thing there is.

    So make sure to have some anti-poison handy !

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  • RyanthusarRyanthusar Registered User new member
    edited September 2012
    Ye gods. PAX in Australia? Never in my Wildest dreams, maybe I'll actually be able to consider going this time! I beleive Scott headed down to Melbourne on his visit... and yes 'Tycho' there is a newly opened Mana bar there, although the original is in Brisbane (and a Sydney one has been announced)

    I wince at the currency exchange rate at the moment. Ahh well it looks like an economic growth slowdown is in the future so it may become more affordable for you guys!

    Ryanthusar on
  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    Both Mana Bars are REALLY small though. They are tiny. If Jerry wants to go there, he'd best not tell anyone when because there will be no way to get in if PA fans get wind that Jerry will be there.

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  • NeuroskepticNeuroskeptic Registered User regular
    Lorahalo wrote: »
    Both Mana Bars are REALLY small though. They are tiny. If Jerry wants to go there, he'd best not tell anyone when because there will be no way to get in if PA fans get wind that Jerry will be there.
    He might actually seriously have to go in disguise because if anyone recognizes him they'll be like "Tycho @ Mana Bar get down here!" on the Twitternets.

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