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[PA Comic] Friday, September 7, 2012 - Cuspin’

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited September 2012 in The Penny Arcade Hub

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    The growth in PC technology is pretty goddamn outstanding, yeah.

    I wish other industries were allowed the same growth potential.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I still want my jetpack dammit.

    However he raises a good point. The future is awesome.

  • Black_HeartBlack_Heart Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Hoverboards are a standard benchmark of a civilization's technological advancement though.

    Black_Heart on
  • RoboJ1MRoboJ1M Registered User new member
    edited September 2012
    (stupid internet)

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  • RoboJ1MRoboJ1M Registered User new member
    edited September 2012
    My first boradband internet connection was NTL/Virgin's NEW ULTRAMAAAAX SUPER ONE MEG CONNECTION OF POWER.
    My Mobile Phone is now faster than this.

    That's what really gets me when it comes to the whole, "Are We In Teh Future?"

    (Not to mention the processor in the phone is many time faster than that PC was)

    (And my current connection is only 5 meg but hey ho, you can get two orders of magnitude faster, just not in my flat. Across the road, yes, but now here. Maybe not so WORLD OF TOMORROW after all)

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    D'aww. I love this one. I imagine it's gonna get some scorn, but yeah.

    Yeah.

    Oh brilliant
  • InkyblotsInkyblots Registered User regular
    I didn't even play baldur's gate much back in the day but this comic made me feel good inside.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    RoboJ1M wrote: »
    My first boradband internet connection was NTL/Virgin's NEW ULTRAMAAAAX SUPER ONE MEG CONNECTION OF POWER.
    My Mobile Phone is now faster than this.

    That's what really gets me when it comes to the whole, "Are We In Teh Future?"

    (Not to mention the processor in the phone is many time faster than that PC was)

    (And my current connection is only 5 meg but hey ho, you can get two orders of magnitude faster, just not in my flat. Across the road, yes, but now here. Maybe not so WORLD OF TOMORROW after all)

    There's a lot of places where being a mile or two outside a city limit will suddenly just cut off all broadband access. Like where I fucking live.

  • EvermournEvermourn Registered User regular
    Mmmm, kind of a lazy comic, just goes from A to B. Does anyone else think Tycho looks odd in the last panel? His arms and posture look like they are from a different character compared to in the first panel.

  • ChinMusicChinMusic Registered User new member
    Gabe and Tycho only seem to do ordinary things when casually discussing games now. They should do more shit like emerging from alien cocoons and climbing on a big fat guy.

  • Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    It's not 2015 yet, we've still got 2 1/2 years till hoverboards and flying cars.
    Get to it, science people.

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  • HalenHalen Registered User regular
    There is some weird shit going on. The spaceship from close encounters is landing behind them.

    Draw an egg.
  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    Whatever Gabe is drinking, the colors make me think of corn soup rather than a drink.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    My first computer had a modem with a speed of 2600 baud. You'll be forgiven for not knowing what baud is since no one even uses the term anymore.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Train DodgerTrain Dodger Registered User regular
    I remember my old HP Pavilion with the Athlon Thunderbird processor in it, and how cool I thought it was back around 2000ish (cut me some slack; I was ten years old). I also had a Creative Zen Jukebox with a 6-gig HDD for an MP3 player, and I thought it was amazing.

    Now, I have a 4th-gen 64 GB iPod Touch that grinds both of those into dust and pisses on their graves. It has a freakin' gyroscope and accelerometer in it. With the right app, you can actually use it as a level. And a pocket reference guide. And a map. And an Ebook reader. And a handheld game platform. And a web browser. And a 720p HD Camcorder. And a barcode scanner. And a stopwatch/alarm. And as a digital audio workstation. And to control your desktop machine remotely with Splashtop. Oh, and it also plays music. All your music. Hours, days, even weeks of it.

    We already have tricorders, and we didn't even notice.

    Just the other day, I heard about scientists using the principle of optogenetics to change the behavior of animals by sending pulses of light through fiber-optic probes embedded in their brains after modifying their cells to respond to stimulation by photons.

    We don't need no hoverboards or jetpacks. We are living in the future already.

  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Wait...

    What platform is getting Baldur's Gate again, assumedly in wireless form? Is it a tablet?

    What is this I don't even.
  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Apparently, PC, OSX, Android, and iPad.

    Enlong on
  • KomradKomrad Registered User new member
    Did anyone else immediately pre-purchase the new Baldur?

  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    I'll probably be pre-ordering it later today or tomorrow but...

    what the fuck is Beamdog? O_o

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  • admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I'll probably be pre-ordering it later today or tomorrow but...

    what the fuck is Beamdog? O_o

    Game industry vets, some former Bioware/Black Isle, that happened to have the connections and competence it takes to re-release an old game on tablets. :P

  • AurichAurich ArizonaRegistered User regular
    Can I.. get it on my PC? I am still comparing games I play today to the kind of epic adventures I had in Baldur's Gate.

  • CandymancerCandymancer Registered User regular
    We may have to wait a few more years for hoverboards. But when we DO get them they'll have wireless internet.

    Then they'll be banned because people died looking at cats instead of where they were going.

  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    I have maintained for a while now that there's an alternate universe out there with flying cars and space colonies, and they're all bitching about how their phones still have cords and computers are still huge.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I drove up to Walgreens the other day and noticed they installed a car charging station. I felt like I was living in the future.

  • SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I drove up to Walgreens the other day and noticed they installed a car charging station. I felt like I was living in the future.

    that's pretty cool, where is that? I'd assume a big city probably.

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  • Groosenat0rGroosenat0r http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy70Z6x00TM SkyloftRegistered User regular
    I look back at my youth and remember my old ancient relic with Windows 98 and the days of AOL... Good Lord how far we have come...

  • WUAWUA Registered User regular
    Yep, internet sure did get better. Meanwhile this is barely even a comic strip. It's more of a monologue.
    ChinMusic wrote: »
    Gabe and Tycho only seem to do ordinary things when casually discussing games now. They should do more shit like emerging from alien cocoons and climbing on a big fat guy.

    This. If the artwork is just going to be meaningless fluff there to justify calling a monologue a comic, at least make it amusing fluff.

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    It's possible that not every comic is aimed specifically at you.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    yo I may be reading too much into this

    but I'm pretty sure Gabe and Tycho doing some good old normal grilling is an intentional contrast to the crazy future tech they are talking about

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  • DVGDVG No. 1 Honor Student Nether Institute, Evil AcademyRegistered User regular
    I remember when I was a kid I was convinced I could invent the hoverboard because I realized my legos with magnets on them would repel when they were faced away from each other.

    Diablo 3 - DVG#1857
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    what's the deal with all the classic futuristic stuff being about transporation

    hoverboards, flying cars, spaceships, teleportation

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  • SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    Transportation is a giant enabler for other stuff. Movement of goods and people shrinks the world. Think about what the invention of the steam engine, the railroad, or the airplane did for the world. Heck, just think of the US highway system when it was built in the 50s. Now, project such revolutionary changes to future tech.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Smrtnik wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I drove up to Walgreens the other day and noticed they installed a car charging station. I felt like I was living in the future.

    that's pretty cool, where is that? I'd assume a big city probably.

    BFE Southern Maryland actually. They're actually all over the place now. (well, I can think of 5 in a 15 mile radius anyway)

  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Basically a lot of future gazing from the past was people extrapolating a recent jump in technology and then continuing that slope into the future and it's transportation focused because that's where a lot focus went in the middle of the century. The space race, interstate highways, jumbo jets, advances in car technology, etc. Things like television and telephony moved forward at a glacial pace comparitively.

  • Chris FOMChris FOM Registered User regular
    I like the comic, but where's Tycho's daystar protection? There is a distinct lack of helmets here.

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