Okay so there was this webcomic that I remember reading about 5 years ago. It was fucking great. Your reward for helping me out is the ability to read it through yourself!
Okay so some basic facts I remember out the comic:
I think I originally saw it linked in the PA Artists corner (might have actually been by somebody who used to post there?)
The entire comic was drawn and coloured in MS Paint
It was incredibly long. Like I read it for weeks and weeks non stop and never finished it.
It was about a blond girl who happened across a magical sword that allowed her to travel to these weird other dimensions.
The girl spent a lot of time killing monsters and dreaming/fantasising about murdering them.
She was being followed by these 2 very strange omniscient characters who I sort of remember to be time travelling assassins, who were 'waiting for a prophecy'.
One of the assassins was very tall, the other (by comparison) was very small. Both wore long grey jackets and had spiked teeth.
The last episode I remember reading was where the girl had fallen into the mouth of this portal frog that transported her to a classroom of children learning how to fight different monsters. Most of the kids failed to impress in the class and were killed by the monsters as a result (this was a fairly common occurrence and everyone was pretty chilled about it). The entire class then followed the girl into a different frog portal that inadvertently lead them inside some larger monsters stomach. The acid in the stomach slowly began to kill off the school kids whilst the teacher delighted at the interesting anatomy of the beasts bodily functions. Eventually the blond girl saved them by throwing a portal frog into the acid, sucking it all (and them) into another dimension. This is where they found a very strange looking 'pig', it had a lot of tubes.
That's where my memory stops. And I can't for the life of me remember the name.
If this rings any bells, I'd appreciate the help!
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It's been awhile since I read it, and the main character is blond, and it's so ridiculously random that it's the most awesome webcomic I've ever read.
Definitely Hitmen for Festiny, one of my genuinely favorite webcomics
So bad
I dare say that The Accidental Space Spy is better, even.