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MSPA: Hussmaster A raises 2 million trillion bajillion dollars

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I wonder if Hussie could fund his lifestyle from here to eternity by selling "Your Fantroll will be canon" for $10,000.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Avraham wrote: »
    I've been boggling at those for the last half hour.
    I had to get tauhid to explain "bottom bitch" to me.
    And why would he know about it?

    So racist.

    because he works the streets for money
    duh.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Avraham wrote: »
    I've been boggling at those for the last half hour.
    I had to get tauhid to explain "bottom bitch" to me.
    And why would he know about it?

    So racist.

    because he works the streets for money
    duh.

    :whistle: TAUHID! You don't have to put on the red light :whistle:

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Real talk seeing the kids as different skin colors is weird to me because they're literally white and I think Hussie was being a huge dork when he insisted they could be any race when they are literally white okay well bye

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I wonder if Hussie could fund his lifestyle from here to eternity by selling "Your Fantroll will be canon" for $10,000.

    There was one kid (who fortunately pulled out) who had gone for it, because she had savings plus some inheritance or something
    and she was all "my mom only wants me to put in $25 but I believe in homestuck and I want to help andrew!"
    and i just imagined some kid relative coming up to me and proudly telling me he/she had paid $10,000 for a character he drew to be in one panel of an online comic

    and I felt physically ill. I'm so glad they backed down.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    He keeps it cheap: $100 to make the fantroll canon, and another $100 to bring it back to life.

    Thus starts a cycle that decimates the fandom with each passing year. Cops routinely find fans turning tricks or stealing TVs in order to fund their habit. "Troll Dens" are formed as groups pool their resources to keep their headcanon alive in actual canon. Fancartels keep a tight grip on the fantroll market through fear and violence. Worrying parents are devastated to find fanart in their child's sock drawer. Interventions are created by concerned friends and family to put an end to the deadly cycle.

    This culminates years later with a TV show about a chem teacher that tries to make money for his family by manufacturing grey body paint.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    No, he really doesn't Rorus. The $10,000 number is from the kickstarter.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I wonder if Hussie could fund his lifestyle from here to eternity by selling "Your Fantroll will be canon" for $10,000.

    Considering that only 2 people backed it...

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    It's a joke.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    you can tell it's a joke by his avatar's eyebrows.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Zay wrote: »
    I wonder if Hussie could fund his lifestyle from here to eternity by selling "Your Fantroll will be canon" for $10,000.

    Considering that only 2 people backed it...

    Considering that there were only 2 slots and they are already filled?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    well it did start with ten slots

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Considering that there were 10 slots before

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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    There were ten and then it was shut down due to shenanigans

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I haven't been following this shit for a while here, so I'm just usin the info in frontta me

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    smh if you don't have encyclopedic knowledge of every aspect of mspa

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    I wonder if Hussie could fund his lifestyle from here to eternity by selling "Your Fantroll will be canon" for $10,000.

    Considering that only 2 people backed it...

    Considering that there were only 2 slots and they are already filled?
    Didn't there used to be 10 slots at that level?
    I could be wrong, but I could swear there used to be 10.

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    slow317

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    gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    Real talk seeing the kids as different skin colors is weird to me because they're literally white and I think Hussie was being a huge dork when he insisted they could be any race when they are literally white okay well bye
    I always thought that Jade was supposed to be Asian, at least up until the point that that wasn't genetically possible any more.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I always thought they were white because they're referred to as white in the goddamn comic itself.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Japanstuck

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    gtrmp wrote: »
    Zay wrote: »
    Real talk seeing the kids as different skin colors is weird to me because they're literally white and I think Hussie was being a huge dork when he insisted they could be any race when they are literally white okay well bye
    I always thought that Jade was supposed to be Asian, at least up until the point that that wasn't genetically possible any more.

    There's no real reason the whole Egbert/Crocker/Harley/English family can't be Asian?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I'm pretty sure only the derse humans have been identified as white

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I'm pretty sure only the derse humans have been identified as white
    Colonel Sassacre was racist! How would he love any babies that weren't of his race?

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    I thought John was Asian, because he's got that spiky hair. Not anime hair. Just, that sort of spiky hairstyle that is so popular with many Asian men. he reminded me of some of the korean guys at school with his hair. And so Jade became Asian by proxy.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I also got the feeling that jade was like, asian or pacific islander too

    probably from the island she lived on and early fan art

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I also got the feeling that jade was like, asian or pacific islander too

    probably from the island she lived on and early fan art

    And then Hussie turned her into a dog, because clearly he has a bias against non-canine species.

    Way to dogwash the cast, you racist.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    no, rmed

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    no, rmed

    Too close to the mark, or just not funny?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    keep tellin' it like it is, rmed

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I kinda assumed John and Jade were asian.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    EffefEffef Who said your opinion mattered, Jones? Registered User regular
    You can think they are whatever race you want, that isn't the issue.

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    Is it really important to have a wide ethnic representation when there are 4 human characters + direct relatives

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    I mean its not the fuckin bk fun club

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    well there's already a kid in a wheelchair

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    And a blind girl

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Dave's glasses look weird in those stickers.

    In my personal "headcanon" (ugh) John was ambiguously asian, Jade was dark skinned, Jane reminds me of a flapper, dark haired, white skinned. Dave and Dirk are white as white can be. That's just my interpretation.

    I'm not bothered by the stickers or the tarot cards or any other art that contradicts my personal made-up theory about the race of some non-existent kids.

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    Wait no I figured out how hussie spins it.

    All 4 kids are white because they are all super racist and won't associate with nonwhites

    hate the characters not the author

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    I'm mostly just all about getting the eye colors correct, because that is explicitly canon.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    in my headcanon everyone, even the trolls, are white to satisfy my white power fetish

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