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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
I am looking at Raneados.
He is very important.
Also shiny.
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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
edited March 2007
apparently some fag stole a really expensive camera and some other crap from the station so everyone who works here has to come in tomorrow and get interviewed by the cops
and for like 90% of my shifts i am alone in the building and also have lots of piercings and tattoos
yeah the cops are gonna love that
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
apparently some fag stole a really expensive camera and some other crap from the station so everyone who works here has to come in tomorrow and get interviewed by the cops
and for like 90% of my shifts i am alone in the building and also have lots of piercings and tattoos
yeah the cops are gonna love that
that's profiling
pull the race card
the one with little blades in it
then saw their heads off
and then run
or use "The Plan"
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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
edited March 2007
'where were you between the hours of 2am and 5am on Feb 25th?'
'oh i was here at the station completely alone with a couple million dollars worth of equipment just like usual'
'where were you between the hours of 2am and 5am on Feb 25th?'
'oh i was here at the station completely alone with a couple million dollars worth of equipment just like usual'
that's exactly what you should say. be completely laissez-faire about it
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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
edited March 2007
add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep and i'll probably be sitting there stuttering and sweating and getting stuff mixed up
i am so boned
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep and i'll probably be sitting there stuttering and sweating and getting stuff mixed up
add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep and i'll probably be sitting there stuttering and sweating and getting stuff mixed up
i am so boned
man up Knob!
Question 1: Did you actually take the cameras?
As your lawyer, I have to advise you not to answer this question, Mr. Knob.
Framling on
you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep and i'll probably be sitting there stuttering and sweating and getting stuff mixed up
i am so boned
man up Knob!
Question 1: Did you actually take the cameras?
negative
i have no use for it
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep and i'll probably be sitting there stuttering and sweating and getting stuff mixed up
i am so boned
man up Knob!
Question 1: Did you actually take the cameras?
negative
i have no use for it
Hello sir
No I did not take the camera
I was working
in that order and not fast or with your eyelids pulled back or in a squeaky voice
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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
edited March 2007
i'm kind of curious as to what camera was stolen
they didn't say
the most likely candidate is one of the portable ones that get taken out on field reports or whatever
but maybe it's one of the giant studio cameras that you have to roll around
Posts
thats gay
bite a dong, uphill gardener
Doris Meissner, former Commissioner of the US Immigration and Naturalization Service.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
also I have confidence, just look at that title
KNOB
KNOB COME HERE AND MAKE THAT TITLE ALL SHINY AND WHATNOT
Knob I helped your relative with his horse thing
whatup?
sun all shining
children playing
the cool spring breeze gently drifting through your hair
and suddenly nobody has time to hang out with the internet anymore
I'll always be here lil buddy
EDIT: I mean, oh you poor man why is that?
He is very important.
Also shiny.
and for like 90% of my shifts i am alone in the building and also have lots of piercings and tattoos
yeah the cops are gonna love that
Butler I think you'd be a pretty cool mod
that's profiling
pull the race card
the one with little blades in it
then saw their heads off
and then run
or use "The Plan"
'oh i was here at the station completely alone with a couple million dollars worth of equipment just like usual'
I meant sexual.
that's exactly what you should say. be completely laissez-faire about it
i am so boned
well
knob
they need to have proof to arrest you, not circumstantial evidence
also doesn't this hi-tech place have goddamn cameras?
They were all stolen
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
man up Knob!
Question 1: Did you actually take the cameras?
BRAWL CODE: 3866-7685-8500
As your lawyer, I have to advise you not to answer this question, Mr. Knob.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Also I figure here is as good a place as any to post this
fuck, it's the sleep deprivation but I just hurt myself laughing
damnit Green
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI
YOU UGLY
YEAH YEAH YOU UGLY
Called "Wet Dreams"
negative
i have no use for it
Hello sir
No I did not take the camera
I was working
in that order and not fast or with your eyelids pulled back or in a squeaky voice
they didn't say
the most likely candidate is one of the portable ones that get taken out on field reports or whatever
but maybe it's one of the giant studio cameras that you have to roll around
that would be kinda funny
I laughed quite a bit at this.
BRAWL CODE: 3866-7685-8500
don't ask questions about it but don't mumble if they ask anything
you'll be fine, geez. A cop pulled a gun on me once
when I put my hand in my pocket
to get my wallet
that had my ID in it
after she asked to see my ID
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
getting..my wallet?
WHAT WHY?
it... has my ID in it
.......THIS IS UNIT 21 I NEED BACKUP
then 2 more cars pulled up
then we had smores
accuse him of taking it and framing you
tazer tazer tazer deploy!