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RaneadosRaneados police apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
I am sick of threads running out

you get going and then boom news at noon

I played Motorstorm the other day, it was so much fun

I am now smoking 2x as much as I was last week, what up with that?

I wish I had a kitty

goddamnit when is spore coming out

Dr Chase should have been in 300, oh man, no...no... people would just start making out in the theater

Hiils have Eyes 2? What the fuck?

Transfats m i rite

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    is this 300 thread part 2

    thats gay


    bite a dong, uphill gardener

    Knob on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I figured out who Meissnerd is.

    DorisMeissner_full.jpg

    Doris Meissner, former Commissioner of the US Immigration and Naturalization Service.

    Framling on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited March 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    best thread ever if I do say so myself

    also I have confidence, just look at that title

    KNOB

    KNOB COME HERE AND MAKE THAT TITLE ALL SHINY AND WHATNOT

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    oh good i might go to jail tomorrow awesome

    Knob on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    oh what

    Whippy on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whatnow?

    Knob I helped your relative with his horse thing

    whatup?

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    but it is that time of year again ramendos

    sun all shining

    children playing

    the cool spring breeze gently drifting through your hair

    and suddenly nobody has time to hang out with the internet anymore

    Axim on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    poor internet

    I'll always be here lil buddy

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    oh good i might go to jail tomorrow awesome
    Give your powers to me Knob, like the green ranger did to the red ranger when Rita tried to take away his powers.

    EDIT: I mean, oh you poor man why is that?

    Butler on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am looking at Raneados.
    He is very important.
    Also shiny.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    apparently some fag stole a really expensive camera and some other crap from the station so everyone who works here has to come in tomorrow and get interviewed by the cops

    and for like 90% of my shifts i am alone in the building and also have lots of piercings and tattoos

    yeah the cops are gonna love that

    Knob on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Butler wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    oh good i might go to jail tomorrow awesome
    Give your powers to me Knob, like the green ranger did to the red ranger when Rita tried to take away his powers.

    EDIT: I mean, oh you poor man why is that?

    Butler I think you'd be a pretty cool mod

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    apparently some fag stole a really expensive camera and some other crap from the station so everyone who works here has to come in tomorrow and get interviewed by the cops

    and for like 90% of my shifts i am alone in the building and also have lots of piercings and tattoos

    yeah the cops are gonna love that

    that's profiling

    pull the race card
    the one with little blades in it
    then saw their heads off
    and then run



    or use "The Plan"

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    'where were you between the hours of 2am and 5am on Feb 25th?'

    'oh i was here at the station completely alone with a couple million dollars worth of equipment just like usual'

    Knob on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I Raneados in a totally platonic way.

    J3p on
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wait did I say platonic?

    I meant sexual.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh lord what is that verb

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    'where were you between the hours of 2am and 5am on Feb 25th?'

    'oh i was here at the station completely alone with a couple million dollars worth of equipment just like usual'

    that's exactly what you should say. be completely laissez-faire about it

    Whippy on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep and i'll probably be sitting there stuttering and sweating and getting stuff mixed up

    i am so boned

    Knob on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    'where were you between the hours of 2am and 5am on Feb 25th?'

    'oh i was here at the station completely alone with a couple million dollars worth of equipment just like usual'

    well

    knob

    they need to have proof to arrest you, not circumstantial evidence

    also doesn't this hi-tech place have goddamn cameras?

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    'where were you between the hours of 2am and 5am on Feb 25th?'

    'oh i was here at the station completely alone with a couple million dollars worth of equipment just like usual'

    well

    knob

    they need to have proof to arrest you, not circumstantial evidence

    also doesn't this hi-tech place have goddamn cameras?

    They were all stolen

    Green on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Just point out that if you were going to rip off the station, you'd rip them off for more than just a fucking camera.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep and i'll probably be sitting there stuttering and sweating and getting stuff mixed up

    i am so boned

    man up Knob!

    Question 1: Did you actually take the cameras?

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    do you think smelling fatty stuff could make you get fat? like, not eating it, but just sittin there sniffing it for like, hours, every day

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep and i'll probably be sitting there stuttering and sweating and getting stuff mixed up

    i am so boned

    man up Knob!

    Question 1: Did you actually take the cameras?

    As your lawyer, I have to advise you not to answer this question, Mr. Knob.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Aw shucks ran

    Also I figure here is as good a place as any to post this

    redgalaxy-horse.jpg

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    'where were you between the hours of 2am and 5am on Feb 25th?'

    'oh i was here at the station completely alone with a couple million dollars worth of equipment just like usual'

    well

    knob

    they need to have proof to arrest you, not circumstantial evidence

    also doesn't this hi-tech place have goddamn cameras?

    They were all stolen

    fuck, it's the sleep deprivation but I just hurt myself laughing

    damnit Green

    Raneados on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    U-G-L-Y

    YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI

    YOU UGLY

    YEAH YEAH YOU UGLY

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep

    Called "Wet Dreams"

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep and i'll probably be sitting there stuttering and sweating and getting stuff mixed up

    i am so boned

    man up Knob!

    Question 1: Did you actually take the cameras?

    negative

    i have no use for it

    Knob on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep and i'll probably be sitting there stuttering and sweating and getting stuff mixed up

    i am so boned

    man up Knob!

    Question 1: Did you actually take the cameras?

    negative

    i have no use for it

    Hello sir

    No I did not take the camera

    I was working

    in that order and not fast or with your eyelids pulled back or in a squeaky voice

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    i'm kind of curious as to what camera was stolen

    they didn't say

    the most likely candidate is one of the portable ones that get taken out on field reports or whatever

    but maybe it's one of the giant studio cameras that you have to roll around

    that would be kinda funny

    Knob on
  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    add in the fact that i get anxious as fuck in situations like this and have to come in right in the middle of when i should be asleep

    Called "Wet Dreams"

    I laughed quite a bit at this.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i'm kind of curious as to what camera was stolen

    they didn't say

    the most likely candidate is one of the portable ones that get taken out on field reports or whatever

    but maybe it's one of the giant studio cameras that you have to roll around

    that would be kinda funny

    don't ask questions about it but don't mumble if they ask anything

    you'll be fine, geez. A cop pulled a gun on me once

    when I put my hand in my pocket
    to get my wallet
    that had my ID in it
    after she asked to see my ID


    WHAT ARE YOU DOING
    getting..my wallet?
    WHAT WHY?
    it... has my ID in it
    .......THIS IS UNIT 21 I NEED BACKUP

    then 2 more cars pulled up


    then we had smores

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    blame Tibor

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It was like that when I got here

    Green on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    maybe it grew legs and walked off

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yell at the cop
    accuse him of taking it and framing you




    tazer tazer tazer deploy!

    Raneados on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    just walk in there and scream "BOB DID IT! I SAW HIM"

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