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Who the hell came up with a Scotch Egg?

The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hopRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
I mean, seriously -- who?

A hard-boiled egg wrapped in sausage? Then deep-fried? I can't decide if this is some forward-thinking brilliance or just the result of desperately needing to do something with the ingredients you have on hand.

If the answer is just the Scotch, let me say those Scotch are some crazy sumbitches. I mean, you wanna eat this?

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Either way I know them joints are tasty, especially with a beer and some nice mustard-y dipping sauce. I had my first one like three weeks ago, and my second one last night. I've decided that henceforth I fucks with Scotch Eggs.

Otherwise lemme know if there's some other freaky food I should be checking for, cuz seriously which one of you has been keeping this secret from me for this long? I don't appreciate it.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Hold on, I just had a heart attack

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Eaten cold?


    No thank you. I'll take one scalding hot though.

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    That sounds absolutely disgusting.

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Scotch egg, huh? My guess, Moors.

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    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    and besides

    the Wiki article you linked to answers your question

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    breakfast foods are the best foods

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    breakfast foods are the best foods

    I will agree.

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    They are my least favourite lunch product.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    That big dude in the original version of The Office is always eating those things, isn't he?

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    and besides

    the Wiki article you linked to answers your question
    You think I read my links?

    Anyway it's a lot more fun to speculate. I bet some kid vandalized that page.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    guys, you know what's delicious


    a fried egg on a palomilla steak

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    oh man scotch eggs so good num num num

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Twinkie-weiner sandwiches

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    I think I will make some egg salad

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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Hold on, I just had a heart attack

    that is one pathetic heart you have keith

    i bet you count the calories in your water.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    oh man scotch eggs so good num num num
    Yo why didn't you spread the word sooner, homie?

    I mean, I have no idea what kind of creep wouldn't be interested in a deep-fried, sausage-wrapped, hard-boiled egg. What could possibly go wrong?

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Twinkie-weiner sandwiches
    with Cheez Whiz?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    I think I will make some egg salad

    Mmm, egg salad. So good and so unhealthy.
    celery77 wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Twinkie-weiner sandwiches
    with Cheez Whiz?

    No, it's supposed to be Easy Cheese.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Hold on, I just had a heart attack

    that is one pathetic heart you have keith

    i bet you count the calories in your water.

    what

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    I think I will make some egg salad

    oh man, picnic foods are almost as good as breakfast foods

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Since when is egg salad a picnic food? Does this mean I'm going to have start going outside when I eat it?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I think I will make some egg salad

    oh man, picnic foods are almost as good as breakfast foods

    I have leftover fried chicken and some macaroni salad and loaded baked potato salad at home.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Scoth Eggs are fucking king

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Since when is egg salad a picnic food? Does this mean I'm going to have start going outside when I eat it?

    Do you only eat breakfast foods at breakfast?

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Since when is egg salad a picnic food? Does this mean I'm going to have start going outside when I eat it?

    Do you only eat breakfast foods at breakfast?
    No I don't eat breakfast.

    I actually don't think I eat breakfast foods either, unless you count Bloody Mary's.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Since when is egg salad a picnic food? Does this mean I'm going to have start going outside when I eat it?

    Do you only eat breakfast foods at breakfast?
    No I don't eat breakfast.

    I actually don't think I eat breakfast foods either, unless you count Bloody Mary's.

    you don't eat cereal or pancakes or waffles?

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  • ShujaaShujaa Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If in doubt, deep-fry it.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Since when is egg salad a picnic food? Does this mean I'm going to have start going outside when I eat it?

    Do you only eat breakfast foods at breakfast?
    No I don't eat breakfast.

    I actually don't think I eat breakfast foods either, unless you count Bloody Mary's.

    you don't eat cereal or pancakes or waffles?
    I'd say it's been about a year since I've eaten any of those things.

    I guess I eat muffins sometimes, and I'm a fan of the greasy omelette, but I would say those fall more into the brunch category based on my eating habits.

    Also I just rememberd -- I really like Monte Cristo's, too (although with that one you can really feel your heart hardening about half-way through).

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like Chicken Salad.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DJ Scotch Egg has a couple nifty songs

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shujaa wrote: »
    If in doubt, deep-fry it.

    Some nights at work, those of us in the backroom would chip in a buy one of those 96count bags of pizza rolls. We'd toss them into the deli fryer and spend the rest of the night eating them.

    Good times.

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    180px-Scotch2.jpg

    OH.


    MAN.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    ow, my cholesterol

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i need to learn how to make latkes

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm not a fan of trying new things.

    But, fuck all if that don't look damned tasty.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i need to learn how to make latkes

    step 1) marry a jewish girl

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    It looks absolutely disgusting, but I can't help but wonder. I must try one.

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    It looks absolutely disgusting, but I can't help but wonder. I must try one.

    Kind of like dicks, huh?

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i need to learn how to make latkes

    step 1) marry a jewish girl

    my ex's mom was jewish and she made such good latkes

    EDIT: oh fuck, keith :D

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