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Bionic [chat]

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edited October 2012 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Friend of mine had that game. It was good times. The swinging mechanic set it apart from other platformers of the time.

    edit: fuck. it was the friend that died the other day. damnit.

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I got surgery to become bionic because I wanted to be able to see through walls and getting cyborg eyes is the easy way out.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Bionic Commando Rearmed was the best remake ever.

    And Bionic Commando 2k9 is also great

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsydPcqc7Co

    bloodyroarxx on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Friend of mine had that game. It was good times. The swinging mechanic set it apart from other platformers of the time.

    edit: fuck. it was the friend that died the other day. damnit.

    : o

    fuck gendered marketing
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    I still get the theme at 5:33 in the OP video stuck in my head

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    @bloodyroarxx

    Company that gives cheap, apparently side-effect free DNA alterations to people so they can look like... furries basically. Main characters are like: SOUNDS... GEE, JUST PLAIN WRONG! and it turns out to be a front for an evil mind control organization.

    I did not like it.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Friend of mine had that game. It was good times. The swinging mechanic set it apart from other platformers of the time.

    edit: fuck. it was the friend that died the other day. damnit.

    : o

    he was fishing in alaska on his dads boat and it collided with another. his dad and a coulple others escaped but he was sleeping below at the time.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I love that there exists in this world a bitch so shallow that she thinks it's unfair that people get to lose lifesaving weight via surgery. Oh my God. I bet she'd blow Mitt Romney as he denied healthcare to chidren

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Casual, are you watching the BBC 2 documentary on now, called Britain's Private War?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Who is this person? D:

    Oh brilliant
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Casual, are you watching the BBC 2 documentary on now, called Britain's Private War?

    I'm going to download it on iplayer to watch later.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    To be fair, furries are pretty horrible.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    To be fair, furries are pretty horrible.

    @feral
    @Winky

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I had no idea that anyone disliked cilantro.

    Now reading a page in the previous thread I found out that some people hate it?

    And the #2 google result for cilantro is a group called I Hate Cilantro?

    I. Had. No. Idea.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Friend of mine had that game. It was good times. The swinging mechanic set it apart from other platformers of the time.

    edit: fuck. it was the friend that died the other day. damnit.

    : o

    he was fishing in alaska on his dads boat and it collided with another. his dad and a coulple others escaped but he was sleeping below at the time.

    : (

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Sarks I loved your wrinkled avocado troll face. perfect wrinkles.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Bionic Commando was one of (well, many) NES games that as a boy I had memorized to a scary degree. Like, I could talk you through the game blind folded scary.

    That jump/1 shot kill at the end? EASY.

    edit: No one has messaged me to request my seed, I am baffled!

    Caveman Paws on
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Who is this person? D:

    whoever wrote that Scrubs episode I imagine

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Wow, G4S were just directly blamed for the death of those two contractors killed by another British contractor, suffering mental illness (PTSD etc), as G4S do not vet him properly, or read warning emails from people who knew him.

    Tomorrow's Scottish papers are going to be interesting, as will G4S's stock price

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    yeah i can't handle cilantro, despite numerous attempts on my part

    it's such a shame because they always dump a huge ass pile of the shit on food whenever they use it because people generally love it

    or they hide it in spring rolls. for the longest time I assumed I hated spring rolls for some weird reason until I had one without cilantro.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Friend of mine had that game. It was good times. The swinging mechanic set it apart from other platformers of the time.

    edit: fuck. it was the friend that died the other day. damnit.

    : o

    he was fishing in alaska on his dads boat and it collided with another. his dad and a coulple others escaped but he was sleeping below at the time.

    Sorry to hear that man.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarks I loved your wrinkled avocado troll face. perfect wrinkles.

    But that wasn't a troll, it was Gooey!

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I had no idea that anyone disliked cilantro.

    Now reading a page in the previous thread I found out that some people hate it?

    And the #2 google result for cilantro is a group called I Hate Cilantro?

    I. Had. No. Idea.

    There is a relatively common mutation that makes it taste palatable

    fuck gendered marketing
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    The clip of that episode on youtube has 100 likes and 1 dislike

    There was no big debate in the comments section, I expected one

    Only a few people saying how great a scene it is and one "9/11 was an inside job"

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Wow, G4S were just directly blamed for the death of those two contractors killed by another British contractor, suffering mental illness (PTSD etc), as G4S do not vet him properly, or read warning emails from people who knew him.

    Tomorrow's Scottish papers are going to be interesting, as will G4S's stock price

    Yeah that was already in the news earlier today.

    Also on an unrelated note, my hometown everyone. Doing me proud.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Here you go, [chat]: today's hate object for you on a silver platter with a bow:

    http://conFURvatives.livejournal.com/

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Oh. You guys are talking about coriander.

    Yeah. That only goes in like, curries and stuff here.

    Oh brilliant
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Morning chat!

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    I LOVE Bionic Commando.

    I mean, you make Hitler's head explode. And he said Damn. those were huge back in the NES days.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Morning chat!

    Ohio Goes Eye Mass

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    i think it might be a genetic thing? it's fine when it's used as a spice in a stew or something but fresh cilantro just tastes like soap to me

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Here you go, [chat]: today's hate object for you on a silver platter with a bow:

    http://conFURvatives.livejournal.com/

    Why desc? Why?

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    The more that time goes on, the more i grow strangely sympathetic to furries as the internet's hate-locus.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Here you go, [chat]: today's hate object for you on a silver platter with a bow:

    http://conFURvatives.livejournal.com/

    1012859
    "With the loss of Paul Ryan, the IQ of the House just doubled."

    Yeah, a cheap shot. Unable to articulate a meaningful response to him, the left resorts to insult.

    But the insult isn't even possible.

    Let's call X the average IQ of the House after Paul Ryan's departure, and Y Paul Ryan's IQ.

    434X + Y = 435(X/2)

    Multiply both sides by 2:

    868X + 2Y = 435X

    Subtract 868X from both sides:

    2Y = -433X

    Divide both sides by 2:

    Y = -216.5X

    So, either Paul Ryan's IQ is a negative number (not possible) or the rest of Congress's average IQ is (not possi.....wait....)

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    from the last page of the last chat. This is old news for people who have cable no doubt but this was added to netflix streaming not long ago and it is great.


    nsfw for language if nothing else

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    i get really weirded out whenever [chat] finds a new group of weirdos to shit on for being bizarre and outspoken about it

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Here you go, [chat]: today's hate object for you on a silver platter with a bow:

    http://conFURvatives.livejournal.com/

    Why desc? Why?

    I saw the fursecution starting and thought, "What would be even more perfect for them to get all riled up abREPUBLICAN FURRIES."

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