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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    You could be like, the new Anthony Bourdain or whatever.

    Skippy Dumptruck: No [Chat]ervations

    but there is already an anthony bourdain

    and I am not so charming and good looking as he

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Skippy tell me about wizards n shit

    wizards?
    wizards_of_happiness001007.jpg

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    MacArthur fellowship? Do they give somebody a sword and tell them to rule a kingdom, but the kingdom is a Colombian drug cartel.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc

    mondrians can't suck your dick or propel you forward at a hundred miles per hour with the wind through your hair

    don't be a sucker

    Whatever else I say, believe that I would sell out everything I believe at the first chance for a db9 or an rs4.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc

    mondrians can't suck your dick or propel you forward at a hundred miles per hour with the wind through your hair

    don't be a sucker

    Whatever else I say, believe that I would sell out everything I believe at the first chance for a db9 or an rs4.

    *nod*

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Yeah Skippy what's the wizard news!

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I wish the logout button wasn't in between the post comment button and mobile safari's toolbar.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Fuck. I shouldn't have gotten pancakes this morning. They didn't go down well and now I've got a team building lunch at an all you can eat place that I really love. But damn I can barely think of food right now.

    0th World Problems.

    Have you considered visiting the vomitorium?

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    There was an eccentric millionaire (read: crazy man who's rich enough to avoid being called crazy) that set up a bunch of Methuselah trusts. They wouldn't expire for a thousand years, they'd just sit back and get that sweet sweet compound interest. People were worried that the trusts would consume the economy, though, so it was eventually ruled that they'd pay out the interest annually instead of accumulating it.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    y'all fucks can go without protection because y'all play it hella safe

    try wild'n out as much as I do without protection

    shit'll be dead in a week, tops

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    MacArthur fellowship? Do they give somebody a sword and tell them to rule a kingdom, but the kingdom is a Colombian drug cartel.

    they give a bunch of people who are really good at what they do 500k with no strings attached

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Yeah Skippy what's the wizard news!

    I don't know what you mean

    are you asking for fantasy book recommendations

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I know I'm a total liberal because the coolest thing to me about being fantastically wealthy would be the ability to be all Getty about it.

    Like 50 years after I died, smart people in a cold boardroom would be debating whether an abstract painting was hard-edged and geometric enough to be added to the Desc Fund Collection and hang in the giant glass cube of a building I had constructed.

    The idea of my fussy little art whims determining where millions of dollars could be spent long after i'm gone would be the best.

    there is no fund you could set up that would be cooler than the macarthur fellowship, I am sorry

    every year when they are announced it just reminds me what a fucking awesome idea it is

    Disagree, If I set up a fund that did p much the exact same thing, but only gave the money to mad scientists and mech engineers, that'd be much cooler.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Fuck. I shouldn't have gotten pancakes this morning. They didn't go down well and now I've got a team building lunch at an all you can eat place that I really love. But damn I can barely think of food right now.

    0th World Problems.

    Have you considered visiting the vomitorium?

    @BobCesca

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    y'all fucks can go without protection because y'all play it hella safe

    try wild'n out as much as I do without protection

    shit'll be dead in a week, tops

    *cautiously sets his porcelain teacup back on its doily*

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Fuck. I shouldn't have gotten pancakes this morning. They didn't go down well and now I've got a team building lunch at an all you can eat place that I really love. But damn I can barely think of food right now.

    0th World Problems.

    Have you considered visiting the vomitorium?

    @BobCesca

    Thanks to the benefits of revisionist history, it's a well known fact now that those rooms totes existed.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    No Skippy, nevermind

    Just...forget it

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    There was an eccentric millionaire (read: crazy man who's rich enough to avoid being called crazy) that set up a bunch of Methuselah trusts. They wouldn't expire for a thousand years, they'd just sit back and get that sweet sweet compound interest. People were worried that the trusts would consume the economy, though, so it was eventually ruled that they'd pay out the interest annually instead of accumulating it.

    more like the investor who took funds from the trusts realized he'd agreed to consume the economy on the trust's behalf

    investment isn't magic, someone actually has to do the securities picking...

    ronya on
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Poldy you probably already have a disease.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    No Skippy, nevermind

    Just...forget it

    magic missile

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    5512130_700b_v1.jpg

    PSN: Honkalot
  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    So apparently asking a professor to copy/paste the same letter of rec for multiple grad programs/scholarships is A Thing, but what exactly are the bounds of reason? I'm signing up for eight different things for next year (four grad school programs and four scholarships/fellowships) and they all require like three letters each.

    Hamurabi on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Poldy you probably already have a disease.

    you ain't a man till you've done had the clap bout three 'o foh times
    I had a UTI once. No biggie. Hurt though.

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I just like it when people talk about stuff like wizards and magic the gathering.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Pissing blood is a fun experience.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Pokemon the Catchening

    PSN: Honkalot
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    My parents are retired. This weekend they flew cross country to go to the wedding of some lady that used to work for my dad. Found a good deal the day before they left, and were like "Fuck it, we're half way to hawaii, wanna check it out?"

    I wanna be rich enough to make those sort of calls before I hit 60.

    I envy the woman my Dad is working for at the moment, as she could casually drop an extra £20k on a guy to help renovate her Alpine Chateau because she worked with him before.

    Said guy rendered the house in danger of collapse, which is why my Dad is currently working there.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I am a planeswalker. I stride the borders between worlds and gaze into each. Though I do not touch these worlds they please me with their fine displays.

    (option this)

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Pissing blood is a fun experience.

    Dump her, get a lawyer, or talk to a doctor.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Echo wrote: »
    Mario 2 wasn't even the real Mario 2 game.

    Japan made the actual Super Mario Bros 2, and it was pants on head stupid hard.

    Western publishers went "no way, kids will return this the day after". So Nintendo took another game, slapped Mario/Luigi etc sprites on the main characters, and that's the Super Mario Bros 2 we all know.

    The other game was re-released as "The Lost Levels" on that SNES Super Mario collection cart.

    The thing is, that other game was authentically better than the "real" Mario 2

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am a planeswalker. I stride the borders between worlds and gaze into each. Though I do not touch these worlds they please me with their fine displays.

    (option this)

    Are you a pre or post Crisis on Dominaria planeswalker?

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I just like it when people talk about stuff like wizards and magic the gathering.

    nah dogg

    I was blowin backs out with copy and paste from the white wolf wiki yesterday and you was hatin

    fuck this

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Apparently a woman got tested for HIV without her consent. Tests came back positive, now she's suing.

    so stupid...

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Poldy you probably already have a disease.

    you ain't a man till you've done had the clap bout three 'o foh times
    I had a UTI once. No biggie. Hurt though.

    One of my cats had that. He eats piss food now so he pisses.

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