Welcome back to Pandora, Slab! It's time for Borderlands 2, and that means the bad guys are badder, the loot is more looty, and Claptrap's still a pain in the ass!
AND NOW, THE STARTING LINE-UP FOR YOUR PANDORA VAULT HUNTERS!!!!
At point guard, she's the Sultan of Sirens, the Pharaoh of Phaselock, she'll break your heart and steal your guns, MAYA!
At shooting guard, you can take his money, you can take his pride, you can call him anything you want, but you better not touch his turret! It's AXTON!
At small forward (heh), he may be short, but that just means he can shoot your dick off! El hombre pequeñito con un montón de armas, el es ¡SALVADOR!
At power forward/a deadly-ass ninja guy/his name is Zer0
And at center, introducing the newest member of the starting line-up, she doesn't need to shut you down, she's got a giant robot to do it for her! Feel the rage of GAIGE!
For more details on these superstars, feel free to check out their stats here:
http://www.borderlands2.com/us/skilltree/
HOW TO GET A CHEST WITH GUARANTEED PURPLES (TVHM AND SINGLE-PLAYER ONLY)
1. Go to Claptrap's Place
2. Find the ECHO "Geary's Unbreakable Gear" in the fireplace
3. Travel by foot or vehicle to the Eridium Blight without dying or using fast travel (windshear->southern shelf->three horns divide->three horns valley->dust->blight)
4. Go to the top of Mount Hellsfont
5. You will see a guy named Geary, approach him and let him hit you, he will then jump into the lava. (unequip any spike or nova shields you might be using)
6. Three rakks will fly in with chests, the one in the middle always has purps!
7. Repeat!
As a bonus note Geary also drops a head for each class if you kill him!
Have fun!
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I have kinda stopped playing this game
It has become Borderlands 1, in that I will finish it over like a six month span
The last third of the game we didn't do many sidequests, if any at all. We were both really overpowered going into that but I think it may have been because we both got really lucky with loot drops from about Lynchwood on.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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that was
fast
So long.
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turrets are my friend
The turret is civilization.
Especially if you go Gunpowder tree, and get Longbow and Nuke. Nuke never gets old.
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because sure your health only regens when your shields are full
but if your recharge time is nil your health is basically always regenerating
and shield recharge is one of the things i buffed with tokens
giving thanks for my family like some kind of chump
stupid family
but
pokemon b/w 2 comes out on friday
ach, mein free time
This is what I'm running with my level 50 Commandbro.
It's specifically to take advantages of bonuses from the 2 main types of class mods I like. Rifleman and Gunner. The single points in Metal Storm and Onslaught will allow you to take advantage of those kill skills when you get bonuses from the mod, which at higher levels can be 3 to 5 points.
Things like Overload, Steady, Battlefront, Sentry, and Precision I believe are on those mods too.
Basically when you're not trying to pick up badass challenges, you'll be using nothing but assault rifles, launchers, and grenades to fuck shit up. I only carry other weapons for the few times I run out of ammo and can't find a vending machine or enough from looting. If you run with an awesome Gunzerker like @Caulk Bite 6 with the ammo regen for group mod going, you can just mow shit down with suppressive fire.
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something like 3.8k damage, 98 accuracy
With a full sniper tree zero... that's... that's pain
My opening shots are creeping up to about 100k
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
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can't get anywhere near my actual boosted metal storm firing rate with manual clicking
Torque guns are decent too if you get a 3 or more firing rate and a decent magazine size on them. You just have to lead targets a bit more, and lead Buzzards a lot more.
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hurray time to gun down wave after wave of people
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sex sex sex sex sex sex
Also Gaige is awesome but she is not in the intro which made me sad.
maybe they'll toss a new one in with the first expansion.
No idea where her echo logs are I'm assuming eridium blight or arid boneyard.
All the best ARs I've found so far have been Torgues. At first the slow bullet flight put me off, but the damage is good and I've just gotten used to them now. Plus, I love how they spin up and just fire hot explosive death after a couple of seconds.
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Of course I then found a 650 damage repeater pistol in Lynchwood which lasted me to the end of PT1
My good sir, there are non-spin gun Torque rifles. If you can find one of those with an improved fire rate or a stabilizing effect for accuracy (little handle on front of rifle) you are in for fun times. I also had one with a bayonet which I had fun stabbing dudes to death when they were at a sliver of health after I shot them in the face and chest with explosive bullets.
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It's a bit silly
Magazine
not clip
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There is a great one the I think was a reward for
Either that or I just got a lucky drop. No spinup, jut a straight Torgue AR. Something like 585dmg at lvl 23, with I think 5 shots per clip.
The next time you go shopping for a new gun, ask yourself one question: Are you a man? If you answer in the affirmative, then you're ready for a Torgue. You see, we at Torgue make guns for real men. Tough guys. Badasses. The kind of guys your dad was and you hope to be! Torgue doesn't screw around making lightweight toys and we sure as hell aren't concerned with selling you a stylish accessory like those guys in the hip-huggers over at Maliwan. No. We make them tough, and we make them heavy. It's up to you to make 'em dead. Do it with a Torgue.
— Torgue sales pitch, Official Borderlands Guide
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why are you saying wrong things
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
I'm a maliwan man