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[chat]: Enemy Unknown

JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
edited October 2012 in Debate and/or Discourse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX0Cm3N_n6k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNyhyzjYCks

Tonight: @Bogart tasered an enemy Berserker into submission right before its giant fist was about to crush his skull. @Elki climbed the sides of UFOs like Spider-Man and ambushed an entire group of Mutons single-handedly...and lived. Fearless leader @OnTheLastCastle keeps almost dying, but not. He spends two weeks out of every month in the hospital but in the two weeks he's out, he tends to rack up as many kills as the rest of the squad combined.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    the eu getting the nobel peace prize is almost as silly as obama getting the nobel peace prize

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    man why do all the purples I find in Borderlands have the fire element?

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    @inquisitor
    @abdhyius

    i did a closer shave. it did get closer! the closest of my life, probably. but i am still not perfect with the blade angle/pressure so i nicked myself a few times. blade so sharp i didn't even feel it until i was done. so far i'm really pleased. brushing the cream on your face is insanely luxuriant and pleasurable. good stuff.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @honk

    Castle exaggerates somewhat. XCOM does have a story, and it even has characters with names and personalities who talk to each other and you about stuff. There is a plot, with various layers of mystery being pulled back one at a time (what are the aliens? what can they do? how do they work? who leads them? what do they want?, etc etc).

    I mean, by and large, strategy games tend not to have stories because it's hard to personalize your units and tell relevant stories with them when you're operating on the scale of a country map or a world map or whatever. XCOM isn't going to compete with the storytelling in, like, Mass Effect, but I'm actually pretty impressed with what they did; even something as simple as having a few friendly faces congratulate you when you succeed, or bitch you out when you fail, really does add a layer of engagement that wouldn't otherwise be there.

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    FTL guide to easy:

    Make it to sector 5 once to get the engi ship.

    With the engi ship, every fight use your Ion II to take out the opponents weapons then slowly hammer all the other systems with your puny laser. (This means you take next to no damage except vs drones/boarding and will guarantee a 2 star weapons specialist by the end)

    Don't spend your scrap in the first sector unless you can buy a transporter or a mantis. Your goal is a teleporter and 2 mantises asap, since boarding is more scrap. Always teleport into a size 2 room, never a 4. If the enemy has a medical facility, take it out with your laser. Never board an automated ship (No Oxygen).

    Then invest a bit in defenses/weaponry (a second ion weapon is really good, fire beam can be really destructive too, fire bomb uses very little power). Board board board.

    If you can get keep your boarding crew running and alive, you'll make it to sector eight for sure. The final boss is no pushover (Shields 4, cloaking, defensive drone help), but not as mean as people say he is either.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    kosh, let's drive through the backroads of missouri in a classic, forest green jaguar coupe while staring meaningfully at one another

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    btw xcom sucks booo booooo!

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    dark souls, as always, is better

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWTyxrBgRU

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    A WYSIWYG HTML editor being a piece of shit? I'm shocked.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    the eu getting the nobel peace prize is almost as silly as obama getting the nobel peace prize

    well, the EU has kind of been a resounding success re: european peace

    ftOqU21.png
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    kosh, let's drive through the backroads of missouri in a classic, forest green jaguar coupe while staring meaningfully at one another

    oh yeah that sounds like a good-
    Organichu wrote: »
    btw xcom sucks booo booooo!

    NEVER MIND

  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    @honk

    Castle exaggerates somewhat. XCOM does have a story, and it even has characters with names and personalities who talk to each other and you about stuff. There is a plot, with various layers of mystery being pulled back one at a time (what are the aliens? what can they do? how do they work? who leads them? what do they want?, etc etc).

    I mean, by and large, strategy games tend not to have stories because it's hard to personalize your units and tell relevant stories with them when you're operating on the scale of a country map or a world map or whatever. XCOM isn't going to compete with the storytelling in, like, Mass Effect, but I'm actually pretty impressed with what they did; even something as simple as having a few friendly faces congratulate you when you succeed, or bitch you out when you fail, really does add a layer of engagement that wouldn't otherwise be there.

    Non-abstract strategy games have emergent, personalized stories.

    It's a whole other thing from games Iike ME.

    I figure I could take a bear.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    the eu getting the nobel peace prize is almost as silly as obama getting the nobel peace prize

    well, the EU has kind of been a resounding success re: european peace

    Also european fascism

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    I am incredibly tempted to purchase X-Com, but I really, really shouldn't

    I really just have far too much shit to do and already so many sources of procrastination

    But it looks SOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD

  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    the eu getting the nobel peace prize is almost as silly as obama getting the nobel peace prize

    well, the EU has kind of been a resounding success re: european peace

    Also european fascism

    I'm fairly critical of the EU (it is bureaucratic, undemocratic and overly centralized) but if you're saying it has in some way helped European fascism, I have to say what the hell are you talking about.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I dont knoe what Im talking about

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Thanks Jacob, I'ma check it out. Seems well made enough and I've been interested in the franchise for a while.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Man some people are able to make you feel bad without doing anything actually mean.

    C- start to the day.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I don't really like the EU all that much and I would prefer for norway to stay out of it, but the core of it are some p good ideas that work well.

    ftOqU21.png
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I dont knoe what Im talking about

    Fair enough.

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't really like the EU all that much and I would prefer for norway to stay out of it, but the core of it are some p good ideas that work well.

    You make Captain Euro sad.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Thanks Jacob, I'ma check it out. Seems well made enough and I've been interested in the penis for a while.

    Bwahahahahaha!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I look forward to getting my share of the money from the Peace Prize.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Thanks Jacob, I'ma check it out. Seems well made enough and I've been interested in the penis for a while.

    Bwahahahahaha!

    You cut me deep!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Thanks Jacob, I'ma check it out. Seems well made enough and I've been interested in the penis for a while.

    Bwahahahahaha!

    You cut me deep!

    Aww ya know I lurv ya honk.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    ^________^

    PSN: Honkalot
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    the eu getting the nobel peace prize is almost as silly as obama getting the nobel peace prize

    well, the EU has kind of been a resounding success re: european peace

    Yes, they've been quite good at not having their white people kill other white people.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    I had godawful problems with XCOM crashing 80% of the time as soon as a Sectoid opened fire. That made playing a bit problematic.

    Started over, now no problems at all. *shrug*

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    So, figured I would ask. Have I shown up in x-com at all yet?

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    the eu getting the nobel peace prize is almost as silly as obama getting the nobel peace prize

    well, the EU has kind of been a resounding success re: european peace

    Yes, they've been quite good at not having their white people kill other white people.

    which as we all know has never really been a problem in europe.

    ftOqU21.png
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    It is now 67 years since an army crossed the Rhine River bearing fire and sword. This is the longest period of peace on the Rhine since the second century B.C.E., before the Cimbri and the Teutones appeared to challenge the armies of the consul Gaius Marius in the Rhone Valley.

    ronya on
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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Ugh, why do they always have American voice actors doing horrible impersonations of foreign accents.

    The "French" and "German" in the XCOM tutorial physically hurts.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Ugh, why do they always have American voice actors doing horrible impersonations of foreign accents.

    The "French" and "German" in the XCOM tutorial physically hurts.

    oh god, yeah.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Dishonored continues to be Thiefesque.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Guys, its officially time to buy gloves for Winter (Northern)

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    XCOM crashed. Loading the last auto-save crashes.

    Not impressed.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    The eu should have gotten the peace prize before this whole euro thing.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    XCOM crashed. Loading the last auto-save crashes.

    Not impressed.

    Someone will be along in a minute to inform you that it wouldn't be XCOM without frustrating glitches.

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