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Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?

The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited October 2012 in Social Entropy++
THE CANDY MAN CAN

It is the season for candy. Bags and bags and bags of it lining store shelves. But you don't have to just eat candy in October.

Do you tend to favor chocolate type candies such as M&Ms, Snickers, Reese's cups, and Caramello or do you prefer fruity kinds like Skittles, Sweet Tarts, Red Vines, and Laffy Taffy?

Do you just treat yourself occasionally, like when going to to a movie, or do you always have a stash in your desk or bag?

One summer during college, I worked in an office that always had a candy dish with mini Hershey's and Reese's stuff. I exhibited pretty much no self control and ate two or three a day. It was enough do that I actually gave myself a temporary allergy to chocolate so that I was breaking out in hives.

Pretzel M&Ms are pretty fantastic.

I used to be into the super sour personal challenge candy when I was a kiddo, such as Cry Babies, Tear Jerkers, and Warheads. Now, the most sour I want to deal with is Sour Patch Kids or those neon sour gummi worms.

One time I had a dark chocolate bar with bacon pieces in it. It was pretty good.

There is a butcher nearby called Proper British Bacon that also stocks in various UK candies. I've been meaning to try some. Hey Brits, what of your candies are good?

Do you ever want to go into one of those bulk candy stores in the mall and just get a big ol' bag of various candies and then realize that they charge a ridiculous per pound price and then just end up getting a few peach rings and some sour belts?

Let's hear it for candy!

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Mars bars are the best damn thing and also near-nonexistent in America

    Charleston Chew is also a favorite of mine

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    I came home one day and found that a friend bought me a 42 ounce bag of plain M&Ms, and a regular-sized bag of Laffy Taffy.

    It was that day that I realized that I have the best friends in the world.

    And that I love candy.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    *shakes fist*

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I got a Cadbury Scream Egg at the store the other day. It's exactly the same as a Cadbury Cream Egg, except it's green inside.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I had a Fry's Turkish delight today. It was pretty good

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2012
    Druhim wrote: »
    *shakes fist*

    Gonna trick or treat at Dru's house dressed up like a bag of sugar.

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Cadbury creme eggs are the God-king of candy

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah? Well I'll go into a hyperglycemic coma at you!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tef wrote: »
    I had a Fry's Turkish delight today. It was pretty good

    The first time I read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, I had no idea what Turkish delight was and thought it was something made from poultry.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    The Geek wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    *shakes fist*

    Gonna trick or treat at Dru's house dressed up like a bag of sugar.
    Lets egg his house with Cadbury creme eggs

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Oh and I had some pavlova earlier and it was delicious

    Let's settle the great debate now. What sounds more stupid, lollies or candy?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Cadbury creme eggs are the God-king of candy

    How about one the size of a basketball?

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    You know what British candy is fabulous? Licorice allsorts. Goddamn I love allsorts. Also licorice scottie dogs.

  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I got a Cadbury Scream Egg at the store the other day. It's exactly the same as a Cadbury Cream Egg, except it's green inside.

    Even better? They spell it "Screme"

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Oh and I had some pavlova earlier and it was delicious

    Let's settle the great debate now. What sounds more stupid, lollies or candy?

    Lollies

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Also, eww, black licorice is so nasty.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    *shakes fist*

    Gonna trick or treat at Dru's house dressed up like a bag of sugar.
    Lets egg his house with Cadbury creme eggs

    This is such a great post. I love you Mattykins.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Also, eww, black licorice is so nasty.

    Send me all your black licorice I will eat the lot of it

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  • Rogue LemonRogue Lemon AVATAR BOX TOO TIGHT, 50 YEARS DUNGEON!Registered User regular
    My church had a little Fall festival for the kids last night. They had one of those "guess how many pieces of candy are inside this jar" events, and I somehow won. I went home with 72 ounces of candy corn and M&Ms, the envy of dozens of children.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tef wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Also, eww, black licorice is so nasty.

    Send me all your black licorice I will eat the lot of it

    Man, why would I have any?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i eat so much candy

    sour candy is my favorite, though, gimme all the sour candy

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Swedish fish and jelly babies all day every day

    Nerd ropes are pretty dank too

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I remember Swedish Fish being really bland and tasteless, but I haven't had any in years.

    The worst candy though? Goddamned Necco wafers.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    One time I got sick after having a Nerds Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As in up all night barfing until you got nothing left and yet your body waking you up every 45 minutes to say you gotta blow chunks do you mad dash to the bathroom but all that comes up is bile.

    I wasn't able to have Nerds or a Blizzard for a long time after that.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Nerd Ropes are the bomb. if they made sour nerd ropes i'd be all over those

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  • WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    What the Sam hell does a man have to do to get some of that Jones Halloween soda with like Candy Corn flavor and shit?

  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    There is a 41 ounce bag of skittles to the left of me right now.

    The moment that it really dawned on me that I eat way too many skittles was the day that I bought a bag, took a bite of a few, and instantly said "Oh, they changed the flavor of the green and yellow ones."

  • BigBearBigBear If your life had a face, I would punch it. Registered User regular
    Know what I love? Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

    What I love more than that, though, is seasonal Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. I swear to God there will be a Reeses Peanut Butter Pumpkin patch inside my stomach before the month of October is over.

    My other favorites are Peanut Butter M&Ms, those little mellowcreme pumpkins, those super dark chocolate bars I can get at Trader Joe's/Whole Foods, English Smarties, Cookies & Cream Hershey bars, and Snickers bars. I love chocolates a lot, never really been a fan of gummy or fruity candy but it's OK sometimes. Of course, Cadbury creme eggs are awesome too, but I hear in England they're a little bigger than the ones we get here in the US.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    the thread title reminded me that I saw this last night

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    also, different flavored licorice is pretty great

    I've been working on a bag of bright purple grape licorice for a few weeks now

    I have also found that I eat candy much more slowly now than I did as a kid. A chocolate bar will last me a week instead of 10 minutes.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    I am chowing through a bag of butterfinger bites right now!

    My favorite candy is ferrero rocher chocolates. I can run through a tray in one sitting. I wish they made like apple sized versions of those

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  • BigBearBigBear If your life had a face, I would punch it. Registered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    the thread title reminded me that I saw this last night

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    at the taco bell drive through

    Oh God

    It's almost like a mimosa, only trashier

  • BigBearBigBear If your life had a face, I would punch it. Registered User regular
    Oh, also, did I mention Reeses Pieces? Because I really like those too, especially at the movies when I want something other than popcorn to snack on.

    And caramel apples! Anybody in here like caramel apples?

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    cookies and motherfucking creme

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Not really candy related, but man I do love the fall for all the lovely apples. Honeycrisps are the bomb.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
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    cadbury mini eggs are the best don't try to argue you know I'm right

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Not really candy related, but man I do love the fall for all the lovely apples. Honeycrisps are the bomb.

    Honeycrisps are pretty great, but my favorites are braeburn or fuji.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    I love dark chocolate peanut butter cups

    Trader Joe's sells some that are crazy good

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Pink Ladies are my go-to when I can't get a hold of Honeycrisps.

    Edit: Also if you've never had an apple banana, go give it a try. They are fantastic.

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