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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Poached eggs clearly are the best by the way

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I have been so tired this week. I got a good 8 hours last night and I still feel absolutely wrecked. This is awful.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think I will actually have the dollah to do the secret Santa this year.

    Likewise, though asking people to ship stuff to Japan for me seems a little mean.

    Generally you can specify if you are OK with International shipping. I usually say I'm fine with European shipping, for you it might be worth lumping you in with the Aus/NZ forumers (I imagine that shipping from there to Japan and vice versa is not as expensive as intercontinental shipping but I'm not actually sure).

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    StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    I was planning to go and buy a raincoat. But I can't because it's raining and I don't have a raincoat.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    @desc I'm in a warehouse in the middle of nowhere Jeff mills is DJing in a wizard robe there's a dragon get here now!

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    PIeH7.jpg

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Twitter is actually a useful service now, it seems. I resubbed a month a go and now it seems like people actually use it to post interesting or funny stuff, unlike in 2007

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    My aunt used to be really into "impossible" jigsaws.

    Things like jigsaws with no picture, just a repeating geometric pattern, and the like.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Okay, making myself start working out again.

    Hooooly crap my muscles are protesting though.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Wait now he's just playing a 909 and it's magic @desc

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Is Poldy trolling Desk or is this really the best way to inform someone to get in touch with Desc? :o

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I am shamelessly attracted to Josef Mengele. I’m not okay with the things he did, but there is no denying he was one handsome, evil, doctor.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Is this some bizarre form of self flagellation Simon? :P

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    Is Poldy trolling Desk or is this really the best way to inform someone to get in touch with Desc? :o

    We would need a trial and someone would to volunteer to call him randomly as a point of comparison.

    I've found that he responds well to Sledgehammer references, but then so should all right thinkers

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    gay bloggers goes undercover at a NOM conference

    http://equalitymatters.org/blog/201208280001

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Maybe they are secret confessions from my heart of Nazi-sympathising hearts

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    IPfx3.jpg

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    It takes a family to raise a village DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Oh hold one, I think this one might be my favourite for the night
    (in response to the question "When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?")

    Not all guys have penises and not everyone who has a penis is a guy this post is cissexist.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    It takes a family to raise a village DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

    No offence bro, but I don't see that you've razed enough villages to know that. You certainly are no Genghis Khan

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Huh. A chick fucking herself with a wii light saber attachment.

    Huh.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Tav wrote: »
    IPfx3.jpg

    this is gross

    ironic sexism is still sexism, tav

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    StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Huh. A chick fucking herself with a wii light saber attachment.

    Huh.

    If she's not making lightsaber noises I'm not interested.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    yes, all humour must be 100% politically correct

    i forgot

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Starcross wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Huh. A chick fucking herself with a wii light saber attachment.

    Huh.

    If she's not making lightsaber noises I'm not interested.

    making lightsaber noises are what glow in the dark condoms are for

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    So this seems to be the time of day all the ethnic churches finish up in this neighborhood. I feel suitably bereft of god and community as a consequence

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    The only allowable humour is inoffensive to every possible group or individual

    Knock knock jokes are out, they ostracise the deaf

    "A such-and-such walks into a bar" jokes offend alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, and the families/loved ones of those groups

    any animal joke is offensive to otherkin

    Let's just sit quietly and contemplate the world we live in

    that'll be a good time

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Tav wrote: »
    yes, all humour must be 100% politically correct

    i forgot
    casual, lazy "women get back in the kitchen" jokes are both not funny and a hindrance to actually eliminating the idea that women should only have domestic positions

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    where are the "straight white dudes who don't believe in offending people should get back in the death pits" jokes

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    It's mildly funny because the comic becomes completely different by removing one small object. The fact that it turns the comic from a weak character joke to a weak sexist joke does not even matter for as far as I am concerned.

    And honestly, it not even all that funny no matter how you look at it.

    --

    Good morning.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    yes, all humour must be 100% politically correct

    i forgot
    casual, lazy "x" jokes are both not funny and a hindrance to actually eliminating "y"

    there ya go, fill in the blanks whenever you get offended by anything

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    The only allowable humour is inoffensive to every possible group or individual

    Knock knock jokes are out, they ostracise the deaf

    "A such-and-such walks into a bar" jokes offend alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, and the families/loved ones of those groups

    any animal joke is offensive to otherkin

    Let's just sit quietly and contemplate the world we live in

    that'll be a good time

    What about observational humour about signs? I just saw one that had at best an ambiguous message about either the extent of their hair removal prowess or a current sale. Up to 70% off most areas!

    My lips curled in amusement

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    It's mildly funny because the comic becomes completely different by removing one small object. The fact that it turns the comic from a weak character joke to a weak sexist joke does not even matter for as far as I am concerned.

    And honestly, it not even all that funny no matter how you look at it.

    Yeah, it's not actually all that funny either way. I just liked how it could be changed so much by the removal of something small.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    god you are so fucking clever

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    The only allowable humour is inoffensive to every possible group or individual

    Knock knock jokes are out, they ostracise the deaf

    "A such-and-such walks into a bar" jokes offend alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, and the families/loved ones of those groups

    any animal joke is offensive to otherkin

    Let's just sit quietly and contemplate the world we live in

    that'll be a good time

    What about observational humour about signs? I just saw one that had at best an ambiguous message about either the extent of their hair removal prowess or a current sale. Up to 70% off most areas!

    My lips curled in amusement

    What about blind people, huh

    Maybe you should close your eyes for a second and check your visual-normative privilege

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    god you are so fucking clever

    thanks!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    it's easy for you guys to shrug off these kinds of jokes because their equivalents, jokes about straight people, whites, males, etc. don't have the same weight

    they aren't reinforcing an ongoing history of oppression

    if you're gay or black or trans or whatever, jokes that mock you in that way carry additional weight

    they support and are supported by the more serious, more egregious kinds of oppression

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    The only allowable humour is inoffensive to every possible group or individual

    Knock knock jokes are out, they ostracise the deaf

    "A such-and-such walks into a bar" jokes offend alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, and the families/loved ones of those groups

    any animal joke is offensive to otherkin

    Let's just sit quietly and contemplate the world we live in

    that'll be a good time

    What about observational humour about signs? I just saw one that had at best an ambiguous message about either the extent of their hair removal prowess or a current sale. Up to 70% off most areas!

    My lips curled in amusement

    What about blind people, huh

    Maybe you should close your eyes for a second and check your visual-normative privilege

    Fucking ableists all up ins, amirite?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    white straight men are always telling me not to be offended by things

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