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Presidential Elections 2112
Jacobkosh
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In a shocking October surprise, Cyber-Primate Nine has broken years of silence to endorse Haemocrat Flash Jetstar for the Earth presidency. Most AInalysts inside the Asteroid Beltway think this is sure to sway the votes of a key percentage of vertebrate species, although his Moonist opponent, Lord Proximo, retains the loyalty of the influential helium-mining industry and the face on Mars.
Meanwhile, third-party "Republican" candidate Coulter Bachmann III continues to insist that she's "in it to win it" and has a map to electoral victory so long as the votes of talking fish, sentient computers, Space Mexicans and other "abominations before the Lord" are not counted.
In lighter news, we turn back to our ongoing series of historical documents from the United States Presidential election of one century ago this month. The following is an unexpurgated transcript of discussion at the legendary "Penny Arcade Forums," presented exactly as it occurred.
Meanwhile, third-party "Republican" candidate Coulter Bachmann III continues to insist that she's "in it to win it" and has a map to electoral victory so long as the votes of talking fish, sentient computers, Space Mexicans and other "abominations before the Lord" are not counted.
In lighter news, we turn back to our ongoing series of historical documents from the United States Presidential election of one century ago this month. The following is an unexpurgated transcript of discussion at the legendary "Penny Arcade Forums," presented exactly as it occurred.
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well, my washingtonian friends have all voted and for Obama. Most of my other friends are still waiting, but are all for Obama. And the few random conservatives that I have on facebook are all bitching about everything, swearing that they're not voting 'because it's pointless', or voting for gary johnson.
i'm not feeling generous enough to talk them completely out of that one.
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Just vote in one of those Bain-owned voting machines and it will change your mind for you.
There are several of these, but this one was the best.
Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos.
Mitt Romney:
The theme music for the character Gogo. Gogo is a Mimic, capable of assuming any ability that would be beneficial to himself, or taking what those around him have just utilized and using it himself. It's rare to see the same character twice when you deal with Gogo.
Paul Ryan:
The Shinra Corporation theme. Confident in their own area of expertise, namely corporate governance, but when exposed to concerns outside that they become ineffective and almost laughable.
Barack Obama:
The Kingdom of Figaro. It concerns a leader who has had to play a delicate balancing game as the political situation has grown more dire and he is eventually forced into open opposition to those who would force everyone under their own rule regardless of what they want. Also cares deeply for his family.
Joe Biden:
"Clash on the Big Bridge". Because it's awesome, and he's awesome.
Kefka's theme. Because he's a fucking clown.
Because insanity.
I'll go ahead and repost it anyways:
And really, all it's missing is this:
PPP has Obama +5 in Virginia.
Mittmentum.
Also, Colin Powell endorses Obama for this election as well. Thanks for that.
Fox News: Always Fucking That Chicken
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DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN
SUPREME COURT STRIKES DOWN MANDATE
CNN THINKS THEY'RE A NEWS CHANNEL
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RYAN TIES WITH BIDEN
FOX NEWS
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SEXY RESULTS
Okay, you win.
Can we talk about Donald Trump's October Damp Squib because maaaaaaaaan
It was Hyootchdgee!
Does Sicarii sleep with boys? We can't say for sure, but people are asking.
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Those sure are some "troubling questions."
Yeah let's not go there.
Yesterday I learned that weaponizing charity is an awful thing.
Do go on.
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take it for what it's worth
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Not sure on how to explain any futher. Trump is effectively holding $5m in charity donations hostage unless Obama plays his Birther game with him. I find this an awful ploy, and am greatful the media haven't bought into it.
edit: beaten
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Ah, the elusive african RINO appears. What a worthless endorsement. What does Colin Powell know about foreign policy, anyway?
(<3 Powell, but I doubt his endorsement will get the same press it did in '08)
Yes, Trump. Yes. It IS stupid, isn't it? He, uh, he doesn't really "get it", does he?
Fox Nation was going nuts about why didn't they ask Colin about Benghazieeeee!
Not a fan of the way it labels the Republican nominees as "candidates". This guy was a Democratic presidential candidate.
Where is his birth certificate anyway?
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
We dopn't need it. all Black politicians are from Kenya unless they support Tax cuts for the rich and are white.
And also crazy. All black Republican politicians have to be certifiably nuts.
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