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What's the most embarassing shit you've ever done?
Personally, it's a tie between whipping my balls out in gym on a dare, and that time I tried to impress a girl with my mad skate skills. Since I basically just told you the balls story, here's the other one.
Had a half-day of school, which means everyone's going into town to hang out for a few hours before heading home. I had just gotten a skateboard, and was hell-bent on impressing this girl I knew. It was one of those, "Hey, check this out!" moments. We had a ramp leading up to this short wall at the edge of a parking lot. My idea is, ollie off the end of it. There's another parking lot down there, it's gonna be sick. Turns out, the thing is on a steep fucking hill. It may be 18 inches on one side, but it's about a 10 foot drop on the other. Totally unprepared, fell straight down. Right onto fucking pavement. Ouch.
Here's the bitch of it: The girl wasn't even paying attention.
Personally, it's a tie between whipping my balls out in gym on a dare, and that time I tried to impress a girl with my mad skate skills. Since I basically just told you the balls story, here's the other one.
Had a half-day of school, which means everyone's going into town to hang out for a few hours before heading home. I had just gotten a skateboard, and was hell-bent on impressing this girl I knew. It was one of those, "Hey, check this out!" moments. We had a ramp leading up to this short wall at the edge of a parking lot. My idea is, ollie off the end of it. There's another parking lot down there, it's gonna be sick. Turns out, the thing is on a steep fucking hill. It may be 18 inches on one side, but it's about a 10 foot drop on the other. Totally unprepared, fell straight down. Right onto fucking pavement. Ouch.
Here's the bitch of it: The girl wasn't even paying attention.
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Boy was my face red
Too a baseball in the eye?
That shiner was like a magnet
c'mon dude
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oh man
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
That's the only thing that comes to mind
I have no regrets.
I was pretty embarrassed after calling her "Ma'am."
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You're lying.
Girls don't fart!
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I farted as I was reading this.
I farted right after reading it.
Theres also no girls on the internet.
And I'm dating whippy.
This means only one thing...
I was pretty proud of it.
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Don't be so sure
Do girls fart?
I awoke to myself vomiting, looked around, and noticed this chick I had a crush on had decided to sit next to me while I was asleep.
I haven't eaten McDonald's since that day.
haha
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Okay, I was on a date with this girl when I was 16. We saw a movie at one of those theaters that is in the mall. After the movie she wanted to browse the stores in the mall. Soon I had to pee really bad, but I was unfamilier with the mall and couldn't find the bathroom. She kept going into stores and looking around while I waiting, straining to keep it in. Finally we went to the arcade and I was about to tell her that I needed to find a restroom ASAP when she asked if I played Mortal Kombat. I said, "Hell yeah," and we started playing. I was fixated on the game and pushed my need to pee to the back. After we finished I had to go so bad it hurt. I couldn't hold it anymore, so I let it go, a little at a time. I went, let it dry a bit, then let a little more out and let it dry. My shirt was kind of long and covered up the worse of it, but when we got in the car, the smell of my urine filled the air. Needless to say, I never saw this girl again. I am shamed.
*cough* Like? Oh my dear boy...You should see the wealth of mraz boots I have on my computer. Mraz singing Summer Breeze will melt your heart.
This could have been solved with some public urination in the parking lot. She would have found it funny.
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it did the first time I listened to it for a few hours on repeat
hell it still does
God, I wonder sometimes...
I have heard him sing it live.
Edit: Just him and Toca.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
1) DO NOT PEE ON YOURSELF
2) dude you could hold it till it dried? Kegal excersizes are awesome
I was studying in a Borders and he walked in with a guitar and started rocking out
so awesome
Didn't dry completely, thus the potency of the smell and the modest stain. Anyhow, I'm much older and wiser now...HA-ha-ha, oh god, I wish!
I probably would have piddled and fainted. Or walked up to him trying to be all cool and babbling something incoherant before professing my love for him and trying to sing for him.
Seriously. Life dream? Sing with Mraz on stage.
Bagel, you're kidding, right? If not, that is an incredible story.
my friend plays guitar and rocks out You And I Both a lot
I sing
we do it in karaoke a lot, I think we'll go down to the college main area and sing for tips
Uhh dude I am about that age and I know not to pee on myself.
Most of the time it is me waiting for the girls to get out of the bathroom anyway. I am like a pee camel.
This is really no excuse, but I was a geek in high school. I made poor judgement and chose to piss on myself rather than wait to play Mortal Kombat with a girl... SYMPATHY PLEASE! Ah, I'm pretty much fucked now aren't I?
I pee on cars that have Bush "W, The President" stickers all the time.
One of these days, I may get in trouble with the law for it, so I should try to cut down.
edit: girls find it pretty funny, I've noticed
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Yeah, people tend to get pretty anal about people peeing on their cars.
well anyhow i pissed my pants in grade 4 when the teacher wouldn't let me go for like an hour. the girl in front of me looks back all 'uhh is that piss on the floor' oh what a day!
i have never heard of this jason mraz but just checked the dude out he is pretty rocking