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New TV Show Ideas

Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLYT O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
TV is pretty crap nowadays.

I'd like to see a TV show on Food Network that is completely centred around Rachel Ray trying to cook while Gordon Ramsey of Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares just brutally abuses her. Every time she did something wrong, he would tear her apart viciously, and any time she tried to speak he would just scream in her face.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rachel Ray would probably end up biting his head off.
    She's capable of doing that ya know. I've seen her do it.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you know those cavemen from the geico commercials?

    yea make a sitcom about them













    wait

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    how about a show about a man who doesn't hit puberty until he's forty as a vessel for all the fart jokes that can't be fit into an hour of programming already

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    READ A BOOK

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Axim are you the new shoe or something

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The world needs a SE++ show.
    An hour long session of gay jokes, sloppy cosplay and cocks, dick, LOL.

    It would be brilliant.

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    with great power comes great responsibility my friend

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Axim are you the new spider-man or something

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Spidey.jpg

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The OBEY show


    OBEY

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh my god Spidey bukkake

    His pose is perfect

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    tuesdays at 8

    who wants to fuck a bear

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sunday at 12



    mow my lawn

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  • Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Friday at 9:30

    Hugh Laurie is "Donald Blake".

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Thursday at 6
    Dinner With Andre

    Thursday at 6:30
    My Dinner With Andre - Guest Feedback

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    9:00


    LIVE TANK BATTLES

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tuesday at 7pm - Gay dudes in Mesh Singlets Fucking each other in the bottom.

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  • Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tuesday at 8
    Unexpected Squirrel Attacks!

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ANIMAL HOUR!

    Thursday at 9am - Gerbils in Tubes.
    Thursday at 9.30am - Monkeys fighting Dogs.

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  • Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tuesday at 10
    True Life: I'm An Exploited Animal.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Thursday 10pm - Battlestar Galactica: Naked edition.

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  • Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sunday at 4:30am
    WHERNA WHERNA WHERNA

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Every afternoon at 4:20:

    smoke weed errday

    hur hur hur hur

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    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hey hey hey heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A reality show like big brother where the house is specialy designed from the ground up to change its dementions through controls. Like hallways that can get longer or shorter, rooms that can grow and get taller, and doors that slide shut and look like there was never a door there to begin with.

    There would be a voteoff like usaual but the members could leave voluntarily if they feel a mental breakdown coming on, but then they dont win the BIG CASH PRIZE!!!

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Can someone give me Grace Park's phone number?

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  • Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    A reality show like big brother where the house is specialy designed from the ground up to change its dementions through controls. Like hallways that can get longer or shorter, rooms that can grow and get taller, and doors that slide shut and look like there was never a door there to begin with.

    There would be a voteoff like usaual but the members could leave voluntarily if they feel a mental breakdown coming on, but then they dont win the BIG CASH PRIZE!!!
    Or a big brother where instead of a camera there's just a wide-eyed rapist staring at them through a convenient window

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Garden of SEeden:

    A bunch of fundie men are thrown into paradise without clothes and then told that at least one of them is a gay.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Survivor: Compton
    Buncha rich white guys dropped off in LA, blindfolded... so that they couldn't see where they'd come from, see?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Garden of SEeden:

    A bunch of fundie men are thrown into paradise without clothes and then told that at least one of them is a gay.

    Oh man.

    That is so... motherfucking... genius.

    I'm dead serious.

    It's the kind of trash TV that would be fucking awesome.

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man this turned into a worse version of the headlines thread.. i hope you are all happy

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jimninja wrote: »
    how about a show about a man who doesn't hit puberty until he's forty as a vessel for all the fart jokes that can't be fit into an hour of programming already

    See: "The Winner"

    Fox beat you to it.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    At 8pm. RAPE AN APE.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=UpjQx2xjy-Y

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Celebrity Rape an Ape.

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    David Blaine set upon by Londoners. Every week Londoners think up a new ingenious way to torture him and the best one is voted upon.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I want the Man Fucking a Chicken channel. All chicken fucking, all the time.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Celebrity Rape an Ape.

    oh... no

    jeez.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Tonight at ten, one lucky contestant will win a chance to

    PUNCH JOHNNY ROTTEN IN THE FACE!

    He's old, he's fat, he's cashing in on his fame in being in the world's first punk rock boy band! That's right folks, let's get ready to

    PUNCH JOHNNY ROTTEN IN THE FACE!

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrgh

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    yeah

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