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Goatse Mail - the return of goatse.cx

HolioHolio Registered User regular
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It looks like Goatse.cx is being relaunched as an email service:
idigitaltimes.com/articles/12641/20121109/goatse-cx-relaunches-vanity-email-site-costs.htm
(SFW)

Best idea ever?

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    I'm in if the increasing email file size is quantified with an ever expanding goatse

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    hmm, yes

    i foresee good things for this thread

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Uhm.

    Wow.

    hm.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    How hard is it to describe goatse?

    That article is shit

    from a gaping anus

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Welp, now I know what to get my Satan for Xmas.

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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I gotta say as an ancient relic of the Internet, I want one.

    They were also talking about possibly using it as a link shortener like bit.ly.

    One day maybe, we will be able to goatse someone into a rickroll.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Anyone think the goatse guy will ever reveal himself? Just to laugh at everyone I hope.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Anyone think the goatse guy will ever reveal himself? Just to laugh at everyone I hope.

    what do you mean?

    his identity is already known

    name is kirk johnson

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Anyone think the goatse guy will ever reveal himself? Just to laugh at everyone I hope.

    It's one of those things where I don't want to see his face.

  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    Idle thumbs game of the year.cx?

    Nope? Nevermind then.

    BREAKING NEWS!
  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Anyone think the goatse guy will ever reveal himself? Just to laugh at everyone I hope.

    what do you mean?

    his identity is already known

    name is kirk johnson

    Intenet rumour was that he died awhile ago, is that true?

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Anyone think the goatse guy will ever reveal himself? Just to laugh at everyone I hope.

    what do you mean?

    his identity is already known

    name is kirk johnson

    Oh OK, didn't know. What's he look like? Because there's no way I'm going to put his name in google even with the safe search on.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Anyone think the goatse guy will ever reveal himself? Just to laugh at everyone I hope.

    what do you mean?

    his identity is already known

    name is kirk johnson

    Oh OK, didn't know. What's he look like? Because there's no way I'm going to put his name in google even with the safe search on.

    He looks like a huge asshole

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    agoaj wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Anyone think the goatse guy will ever reveal himself? Just to laugh at everyone I hope.

    what do you mean?

    his identity is already known

    name is kirk johnson

    Intenet rumour was that he died awhile ago, is that true?

    he eventual turned himself inside out and was hung upside down in a Chinese butchers

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    If you don't want to know what Kirk "goatse.cx" Johnson looks like, don't go here. SFW

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    what goatse thread would be complete with out the man himself?

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    If he's still alive I'm hoping this guy reveals his identity eventually:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs

    Have no idea how he'd prove it though.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    damn, dude

    eat a damn sandwich

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I remember seeing my first picture of a mutilated dick when I was in 8th grade or so

    really set the tone of the rest of my internet experience

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    what goatse thread would be complete with out the man himself?

    http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/killerachilles/imcute.gif

    you'd think I would have learned by now that clicking on any of berk's links is a waste of time

    and yet

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    "Kirk Johnson" sounds like such a made up name

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    The internet has definitely desensitized my tweener self.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I remember seeing my first picture of a mutilated dick when I was in 8th grade or so

    really set the tone of the rest of my internet experience

    I remember when BME was a free site.

    And alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    If he's still alive I'm hoping this guy reveals his identity eventually:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs

    Have no idea how he'd prove it though.

    This is much more intriguing than goatse

    It had to be a guy who knew about transmissions and had a grudge against WGN

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i hate the internet

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    If you don't want to know what Kirk "goatse.cx" Johnson looks like, don't go here. SFW
    Jay Stile sold his site last year, and it became a vanilla porn portal. Stile is now a marketing consultant for porn sites.

    "I got burnt out after doing it for 12 years," he said. "I wake up and I'm eating an omelet while looking at girls shitting in people's mouths and I was like, 'this is not how I want to spend my morning.' I'm done with this shit."

  • ScolbertScolbert Registered User regular
    goatse is too innocent for intriguing

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i hate the internet

    If I didn't have the internet I'd be dead by now.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i hate the internet

    If I didn't have the internet I'd be dead by now.

    i'm probably in a similar boat

    but sometimes i need to let out a hyperbolic statement because goddammit the place breeds some unfortunate shit

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    "Kirk Johnson" sounds like such a made up name

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I bet the email is complete ass.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I bet the email is complete ass.
    puns...

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    there's a lot of big holes in the spam filter

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  • ScolbertScolbert Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I bet the email is complete ass.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    But they're pretty anal about security.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Figured the guy would look like an emaciated redneck.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    the site should replace your mouse cursor with a hand (and that hand better have a ring on it)

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Ubik wrote: »
    there's a lot of big holes in the spam filter

    gaping, one might say if they were describe them

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I remember seeing my first picture of a mutilated dick when I was in 8th grade or so

    really set the tone of the rest of my internet experience

    I remember when BME was a free site.

    And alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless

    Didn't BME turn out to be fake (thankfully)?

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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