Kilnaga and Rainfall present...
A Critical Failures miniphalla...
PHALLA WARS 2
Mad King Thorn held court.
WELL I DIDN'T HOLD THE WHOLE COURT! IT'S MUCH TOO LARGE! AHAHAHA!
Phalla's Arch had quaked in fear for days, the insane monarch slaughtering citizens wholesale, then bringing them back to life as various halloween-like animals. His jokes were awful, and if you didn't laugh he would kill you, then bring you back to life as a horrible, hideous servant. Or a baby quaggan. He was, after all, mad.
DAYS? I JUST FLEW IN FROM THE UNDERWORLD!
AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED! LAUGH, DAMMIT! LAUGH!
With the Pact's recent victory over the Elder Dragon Zhaitan, the Commodore had few allies to turn to, other than the Pact and Destiny's Edge itself. A desperate message was sent to the champions of Tyria, requesting their aid against the menace of Mad King Thorn. Within a day, the forces of the Pact had assembled and marched on the bewitched city, brandishing weapons, led by Marshal Trahearne, flush with victory.
As they surrounded the plaza of Phalla's Arch, the Mad King rose from his seat, his weapons raised. The forces of the Pact shouted as one.
YOUR MAD KING SAYS... PLAY PHALLA!
OH, AND THERE'S SOME MURDEROUS MONSTERS HIDDEN AMONGST YOU. NOW DANCE!
With that, the Mad King summoned unfathomable arcane energies, transforming the champions of Tyria into a mass of identical clones, and two dead bodies. The game was on... and nobody was laughing.
Rainfall - Snaff, Champion of Tyria
Kilnaga - Gaheron Baelfire, Enemy of Tyria
Me and Kilnaga brainstormed a bit over some numbers and what our ideal 30-man phalla would look like. This is it. Village vs. Mafia, no statblocks. Inactivity will result in punishment by the Mad King. This may or may not be worse than death.
Activity is defined as two posts and one vote.
Vote in standard !BoldRed
Vote Close will be at Midnight EST. Regardless of posted notices, no votes on or after Midnight EST will be counted.
All PMs must include me AND Kilnaga.
Do not quote/screenshot PMs. Duh.
Generic Villager PM:
You are A champion of Tyria!
Despite your best efforts to slay dragons, smash crystals, and burn icebrood, dark threats are rising from beneath Tyria, and you and your allies have been separated thanks to the Mad King's spell. You must do your best to stop these villains before everything pure, good, and heroic is destroyed forever.
Win Condition: Destroy all threats to the Tyrian way of life.
Flavor: You may choose your character name and race. Don't do this in your signup.
Please note your interest in Lime Green Bold
1. Stever777 - Pact Marshal Trahearne, Sylvari Firstborn - Stabbed and Burned
2. Baidol - Kilnaga Copperclaw, Heroic Guardian
- death by Draconic Energy Accumulator Blast
3. Egos - Giganticus Lupicus, Guardian of Arah
- Conscripted to the Mad King's Service by Popular Demand
4. blahmcblah - Fyrdwyrdweyrdwyrd the Sylvari, Priory Scholar
... crushed by candy corn and the will of the people.
5. Mill - Phil the Human, Lionguard - Choked Himself to Death
6. JaysonFour - Zitts the Asura, Priory Scholar - Burned and Stabbed
7. Anialos - Wollam the Plunderer, Icebrood Marauder
- Pumpkin'd by the People
8. Premium - Caithe, Sylvari Firstborn
- Draconic Energy Blast
9. Alegis - Legate Minister Caudecus the Wise of Beetletun
- BORED THE MAD KING
10. The Anonymous - Bob the Human, Vigil Warmaster
11. SLyM - Mr. Sparkles, Custom-Built Golem
12. Langly - Seraph Captain Logan Thackeray - Clawed, stomped, crushed, shot, stabbed, and stabbed again.
13. Kime - Odette Barradin, Heroic Mesmer
- BORED THE MAD KING
14. jdarksun - The Nightmare Tree - BORED THE MAD KING
15. Fiaryn - War Minister Shukov, Dredge Ruler
- Stabbed and Burned
16. MagicPrime - Kurt Lowdenhardt, Human Knight of the Lionguard - Killed by a ghost, died a hero
17. TheRoadVirus - Theodryn Rydhaur, Norn Whispers Agent. DEATH BY HAMMER
18. Warban - Zojja, Asura Golemancer, Burned and Stabbed
19. Cesareb - Tyri-Anne Purple, Human Order of Whispers Agent
20. SaberOverEasy - Grand Duchess Faolain of the Nightmare Court. DEATH BY CONICAL SHOTGUN BLAST
21. MrTLicious - Madking73810 the Norn, Vigil Warmaster
- Squished and Stamped.
22. Megafrost - Lieutenant Kholer, Ascalonian Ghost.
DEATH BY... POPULAR... DEMAND?
23. I needed a name to post - Kudu, Inquest Administrator - Death by the Voting Majority
24. Typhus733 - Queen Jennah of Kryta - Stabbed and Burned
25. Retaba - The Ghost of Gaheron Baelfire
- Death by popular demand
26. Obifett - Tribune Rytlock Brimstone, Warrior of Destiny's Edge
27. Shalmelo, Sure-Shot Seamus, Bandit at Large
- Put in the Popular Demand Cauldron
28. Spool 32 - Subject Alpha, Inquest Experiment Draconic Energy Blast
29. Enlightenedbum - Garm, Honored Wolfhound -Stomped and crushed and mauled to death.
30. Phyphor - Eir Stegalkin, Norn Hero
- BORED THE MAD KING