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Elmo Puppeteer faces new accusations, resigns from Sesame Street

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    So do youse guys get random long hairs that pop up in random parts of the body?

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    So do youse guys get random long hairs that pop up in random parts of the body?

    nipples

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    skull man ain't an angry dude

    he does seem to essentially hate the place now

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    So do youse guys get random long hairs that pop up in random parts of the body?

    As you grow up, you'll find that you have hair where there was no hair before.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    So do youse guys get random long hairs that pop up in random parts of the body?

    yeah

    have to use tweezers

    and nipple hair is awfuullllll

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    My baby is almost one month old.

    Jen suggested going out on a date tonight, but Skyfall isn't out 'till tomorrow. I sent her over to my parents with *unnamed firstborn male grandson* so I could relax and play games or something, but ended up sorting through the chaos that was the laundry cabinets and my toolbox instead.

    We're trying to move next month so our weekends are mostly spent at my parents' house getting rooms ready for when we move in there.

    On the plus side Anya is getting more used to my dad, which is good.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    yeah there are a lot of people who hate the place now

    oh well

  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I am covered in hair

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    So do youse guys get random long hairs that pop up in random parts of the body?

    I have a couple of eyebrow hairs that grow out really long and thick and a way darker color that the rest of my brows. Basically regular top-of-head hairs, so I pluck those couple of hairs out.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I have very little chest hair

    If I had any muscle or wasn't pale as shit it might look okay

    Instead I just look like gollum

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    twitter is the new splinter forum

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    one time I was with this girl who had the longest single nipple hair I have ever seen
    It was so long I could have used it to reattach the button on my coat

  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    I can't find the charger to my razor so I'm just clawing at my face and trying to remember the good times.

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    You should have yanked it out when she wasn't paying attention. Sure fire way to win her affections.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    skull man ain't an angry dude

    he does seem to essentially hate the place now

    Wasn't his last post recently before his ban basically him ranting about how much he hates the forums, or was that somebody else

    Also, is it me or have a lot more people been banned here over the last month than have been banned in the rest of the entire year?

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    So do youse guys get random long hairs that pop up in random parts of the body?

    I have a couple of eyebrow hairs that grow out really long and thick and a way darker color that the rest of my brows. Basically regular top-of-head hairs, so I pluck those couple of hairs out.

    I have really beautiful eyebrows ;)
    girls always accuse me of trimming them
    but I never have
    all natural symmetry

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    it's probably just you

  • SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    Franko wrote: »
    one time I was with this girl who had the longest single nipple hair I have ever seen
    It was so long I could have used it to reattach the button on my coat

    I was once in a similar situation and it was very... distracting.

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    denihilist wrote: »
    I am covered in hair

    No one hits like denihilist
    Matches wits like denihilist
    In a spitting match nobody spits like denihilist
    He's especially good at expectorating!

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Franko wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    So do youse guys get random long hairs that pop up in random parts of the body?

    I have a couple of eyebrow hairs that grow out really long and thick and a way darker color that the rest of my brows. Basically regular top-of-head hairs, so I pluck those couple of hairs out.

    I have really beautiful eyebrows ;)
    girls always accuse me of trimming them
    but I never have
    all natural symmetry

    Same. My lady can't stop talking about them.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    lmfao if u got privelege

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    agoaj wrote: »
    I can't find the charger to my razor so I'm just clawing at my face and trying to remember the good times.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    cute boys
    and cute hairy boys
    cute boys
    cute boys
    cute boys!

    -sylvia plath

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I've been using a safety razor recently and I like it a lot

    Still hard to not cut the fuck out of my neck, though!

    But a lot of that is from impatience so it's really just my fault

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    skull man ain't an angry dude

    I dunno man, I had to unfollow him on twitter because he kept going on tirades about Amanda Palmer and John Campbell and whatnot

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Gillette profusion is the shit

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    noo :c

    not skullbro

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    skull man ain't an angry dude

    I dunno man, I had to unfollow him on twitter because he kept going on tirades about Amanda Palmer and John Campbell and whatnot
    his rants about zooey deschanel here were kinda pathetic

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    also felicia day

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    skull man ain't an angry dude

    I dunno man, I had to unfollow him on twitter because he kept going on tirades about Amanda Palmer and John Campbell and whatnot
    his rants about zooey deschanel here were kinda pathetic

    I'm sad just reading this much

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Basically he seems very concerned about celebrities he does not care for.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    What were the

    Y'know what I don't want to know

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    skull man ain't an angry dude

    I dunno man, I had to unfollow him on twitter because he kept going on tirades about Amanda Palmer and John Campbell and whatnot

    I'm guessing this wasn't John Campbell, New Zealand's premier newscaster but some other John Campbell I'm completely unfamiliar with.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    cohen is one of my favourite twitter people

    i'm pretty sure he at least half taking the piss most of the time

    but also yeah i can see why you'd find him grating i guess

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    oh did he get mad at the whole "i've been faking depression" fiasco

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    oh did he get mad at the whole "i've been faking depression" fiasco

    he flipped his shit at her being quirky and nerdbait and used the word twee about 400 times

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    Legba wrote: »
    It would be like giving everyone a Deathnote.

    geth note

    come on guys

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    All these things I want to ask about

    But I don't really want to

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    like a lot of people he got super annoyed at the fake depression thing yeah

    i am still not totally 100% sure what the deal with that was

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    skull man ain't an angry dude

    I dunno man, I had to unfollow him on twitter because he kept going on tirades about Amanda Palmer and John Campbell and whatnot

    I'm guessing this wasn't John Campbell, New Zealand's premier newscaster but some other John Campbell I'm completely unfamiliar with.

    John Campbell, the creator of Pictures For Sad Children, made the most sarcastic confession ever about faking having depression and people flipped tons of shit about it because depression not being "real" is a very touchy subject and they thought he was being serious.

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