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Unknown Armies: A Game of [PHALLA] and Consequences. Village and Cult win!

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Fiaryn for getting a hate wagon rolling against me behind the scenes in V:TM that ultimately led to me being killed while in torpor.

    Jerks all killing me when I couldn't defend myself.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    Your head is slightly inflated too.
    IT HAS BEEN THEORIZED THAT YOUR HEAD IS ROUGHLY 2.2 STANDARD DEVIATIONS ABOVE THE NORMAL SIZE

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    See, this FIARYN wagon isn't good. What did he do last game? Withdraw due to RL. That's not somebody you vote for.

    You vote for the guy who forced the village to kneel before him, crushing all opposition, enacting a bloody reign of terror for all time.

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    See, this FIARYN wagon isn't good. What did he do last game? Withdraw due to RL. That's not somebody you vote for.

    You vote for the guy who forced the village to kneel before him, crushing all opposition, enacting a bloody reign of terror for all time.

    Yes, but Spork isn't playing in this game.

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    See, this FIARYN wagon isn't good. What did he do last game? Withdraw due to RL. That's not somebody you vote for.

    You vote for the guy who forced the village to kneel before him, crushing all opposition, enacting a bloody reign of terror for all time.

    True, but we were vampires - bloody reigns of terror kind of come with the territory.

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Think I'll wait and see how Day 1 goes before trying to peddle my vote.

    This is very interesting.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Iron Weasel wrote: »
    Think I'll wait and see how Day 1 goes before trying to peddle my vote.

    This is very interesting.

    Day one makes so little sense. Usually, anyway.
    We need someone who ONLY gets a day 0 seer or something. Make day 1 crazy!... crazier

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Iron Weasel wrote: »
    Think I'll wait and see how Day 1 goes before trying to peddle my vote.

    This is very interesting.

    Nope, that's not what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to pull a vote completely out of your ass like this: Mill

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Or put your vote where it will cause maximum chaos.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    Or put your vote where it will cause maximum chaos.

    ...the microwave?

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Find more ways to cause ties?

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    ON THE ONE HAND, DYING DAY ONE SUCKS.

    ON THE OTHER HAND, IT WARMS MY BLACK HEART THAT SUFFICIENT PEOPLE ARE ENRAGED BY MY WANTON BACKSTABBING AND SKULLFUCKERY.

    EAT IT NERDS.

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    I hear IT nerds are the most delicious kind of nerds. Unless you count the candy.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    You vote for the guy who forced the village to kneel before him, crushing all opposition, enacting a bloody reign of terror for all time.

    So

    kime?

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    What's the count? I wanna break something

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Day 1 vote count:

    Fiaryn: 8 (premium, enlightenedbum, Erich Zahn, blahmcblah, SaberOverEasy, Rainfall, kime, Obifett)
    Langly: 6 (The Anonymous, SeGaTai, jdarksun, Gandalf_the_Crazed, Megafrost, undergroundmonorail)
    kime: 5 (Kilnaga, kime, warban, TheRoadVirus, Fiaryn, Langly, OminousLozenge, INANTP)
    Assuran: 3 (Anialos, GrimmyTOA, TheRoadVirus)
    CesareB: 2 (Matev, warban, Megafrost)
    jdarksun: 2 (Mikey CTS, Mill)
    Mikey CTS: 2 (oaklore, Baidol)
    Anialos: 1 (CesareB)
    Retaba: 1 (tzeentchling)
    Gandalf_the_crazed: 1 (stever777)
    Matev: 1 (Sir Fabulous)
    Oaklore: 1 (Maximus)
    GrimmyTOA: 1 (Zombie Hero)
    Tzeentchling: 1 (Retaba)
    Kilnaga: 1 (Iron Weasel)
    Bedlam: 1 (corvidae)
    Megafrost: 1 (Void Slayer)
    Erich Zahn: 1 (Assuran)
    Mill: 1 (Typhus733)
    The Anonymous: 0 (INANTP)
    warban: 0 (Fiaryn)
    Baidol: 0 (corvidae, Gandalf_the_Crazed)
    Iron Weasel: 0 (TheRoadVirus)
    SaberOverEasy: 0 (corvidae)

    @jdarksun can correct me if this is wrong

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    That's what I have, too.

    I'm on a podcast with other PA folk. Which? That DnD Podcast.
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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Eh, I think I'm going for Anialos. It's bad form to grudge prior game runners for accidentally creating an unbalanced game, because that discourages them from learning from their experience and running games in the future, and that sucks for everyone.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Kime, you're the next contestant on the price is right!

    Also, I asked for counts and two people gave them to me. This is what it must feel like to be Commissar!
    Don't let them see you smiling!

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    I never have a good reason to post a name at the beginning of a game.

    But let's make this interesante kime

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I hold no current grudge against Langly, but I want to make this interesting so FORWARD YOU GO!

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Langly, I've seen some of the plants in your old apartment and of course they died.

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Have I ever day 1 voted Kime? I have no idea.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Anialos to make it 8-7-6-5

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    Kime to mess up TRV's math.

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Don't worry about that. It was wrong anyways.

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Kime 8
    FIARYN 7
    Langly 7

    I'm on a podcast with other PA folk. Which? That DnD Podcast.
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    jdarksun

    He knows why!

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Since my Kime vote isn't a real vote, its time to start hopping around. >:)

    Langly, just so he doesn't go crazy broken OP immortal on us again.

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    Since my Kime vote isn't a real vote, its time to start hopping around. >:).

    Please. No. It really isn't necessary.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Moooooore votes muahahahahaha

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Must... resist... urge... to... tie... vote...

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Fiaryn ?

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    jesus just stop tying the votes

    christ I hate the first day

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Langly

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Fiaryn

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    kime

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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    ^5 Obi!

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    the kime vote sounds sublime

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Doesn't it?

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