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Chivalry: Medieval Warfare - Brave Brave Sir Robin

Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet:Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
edited November 2012 in Social Entropy++
Good eveningtide Sirrahs and Ladyfolk, Welcome, to the age of Chivalry!

http://www.chivalrythegame.com/

I will be your host, the Headless Not-Horsemen-Because-There-Are-No-Cavalry-In-This-Game. Perhaps, for ease of time, I shall shorten it to Headlessmannocavalry.

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I am here to regale you with the tales of horror and mayhem, of glory and honor; Tales of Chivalrous Combat!

But between who you ask? Well ignorant foreigner let me make known to you the brave warriors who shall meet on the Field of Combat!

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On one side you have the Agatha Knights, proud men of noble lineage, they fight for King and Country! For the Blue and Gold!

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Opposing them are the Mason Order, the rebels who seek to bring strength to their nation once again! For the Red and Black!

And how shall such distinguished soldiers be fighting you ask? Well, I won't tell you, but I know of some accomplished fighters who can!

The Basics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfpsoBX3EDk

Advanced Combat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llnRxtazljg&feature=relmfu

But what is the point of such pointless warfare you ask? I'll ignore what a stupid question that is, and forego the boring geopolitical conversation for the more immediate concerns. There are five types of goals currently in the game.

There is the standard Team Death Match, a brawl between one team and another to exhaust your reinforcements until one side stands victorious.

There is a Free For All, a brutal gladiatorial game between accomplished foes, each battling to see who can rack up the most kills

There is Last Team Standing, make your blade swift and your arms strong, for your death must count, or come not at all. In Last Team Standing, there is no chance for resurrection until all of one team have been killed, or the time runs out!

There is also King of the Hill, which side can beat back the other and lay final claim to title of King of An Unimportant Dirt Hill in the Middle of Nowhere? We shall see, once the blood dries and one team lies broken and defeated who has better claim to this worthless patch of land!

Finally, there is an Objectives mode, where one side attacks and one side defends, the attackers must accomplish certain map specific goals, one after the other, and the defenders must keep them from achieving these goals until the time runs out. It's a race against the clock, and into the blades of your enemy!

Are there no further questions? Yes, you in the back, shut up! For it is time:

Time to get Chivalrous!

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Second Post reserved for potential player list, if I don't get lazy and forget it

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I thought about getting this while it was on sale through Steam.

    Is this like a prettier mount & blade but just combat oriented?

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Why make a game about medieval combat without horses

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Why call it "Chivalry" when you can't ride a cheval

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I bought this a while back and am enjoying the hell out of it. Could never enjoy the fragility of mount and blade or the weird tankiness of War of the Roses so this seems like a great blend.

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    I thought about getting this while it was on sale through Steam.

    Is this like a prettier mount & blade but just combat oriented?

    In a manner of speaking, yes. It's 100% multiplayer, and the combat is in the same style (first-third person medieval combat) but, despite my great love for Mount and Blade, I have to say the combat is much better in Chivalry. It's very much easy to learn, difficult to master. You can get right in and have a lot of fun knowing only the basics, or less, but getting really good takes some time and it feels very satisfying to outplay a competent opponent.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I bought this a while back and am enjoying the hell out of it. Could never enjoy the fragility of mount and blade or the weird tankiness of War of the Roses so this seems like a great blend.

    The worst thing about M&B was holding a castle and having everybody besiege it as soon as you get more than a day's ride out.

    Or towns being pillaged.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I bought this a while back and am enjoying the hell out of it. Could never enjoy the fragility of mount and blade or the weird tankiness of War of the Roses so this seems like a great blend.

    The worst thing about M&B was holding a castle and having everybody besiege it as soon as you get more than a day's ride out.

    Or towns being pillaged.

    Yeah this doesn't really have any of that. It's basically counter strike with swords, and I love it for that.

    But I guess if you're looking for something deeper than stabbing you might be disappointed.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    armor is cool

  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Armor is indeed cool. Vanguard and Knight are my two favored classes right now, largely because I prefer extra health/armor to the ability to dodge with the man-at-arms, which I am terrible at at this point.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    I highly encourage anyone new to the game to try a duel server once you get some experience. It'd a bad way to start, but a GREAT way to get better at the subtle mechanics.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Armor is indeed cool. Vanguard and Knight are my two favored classes right now, largely because I prefer extra health/armor to the ability to dodge with the man-at-arms, which I am terrible at at this point.

    Try using one button dodge, it's what turned it around for me.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The last time I played a game called Chivalry, it looked like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCycuSvo6c

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Wow... this game looks awesome.

  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Wow... this game looks awesome.

    It is! It is awesome!

    I need to get into some dueling servers, so I can perfect my dagger combat.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    I thought about getting this while it was on sale through Steam.

    Is this like a prettier mount & blade but just combat oriented?
    Its more Dark Messiah++

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    all I can think when I watch someone hold a shield in this game

    is how badly they're doing

    seriously, there's a reason you use your damn kite shield with the point over the knee

    you know, not presenting a clear target area for attackers

    okay, gonna shave off my lady-neckbeard now

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    This game owns.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Does anyone know what the advantage of the Huntsman knife is over the Broad Dagger? It's slightly slower and has less reach, and does less stabbing damage. So I guess it just does more slashing damage?

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    i just think armor is neat, there is no way my laptop could run this game
    or that my shitty pennsyltucky connection would make it fun

  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    This game is hilarious.

    4 men chasing a man down with swords raised and screaming is the best.

    The battle yell button is the best.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Has anyone played both this and War of the Roses?

    I was in the WotR beta and really liked it but I never pulled the trigger after release.

    (it does have cavalry, even if it is weird and blocky and awkward)

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    I wish I'd bothered to get Chivalry during the steam sale. Medieval swordfighting's in my blood.

    There's a document from the Third Crusade which reports that one of my direct ancestors "Slew a stout and hardy pagan in single combat"!

  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    I wish I'd bothered to get Chivalry during the steam sale. Medieval swordfighting's in my blood.

    There's a document from the Third Crusade which reports that one of my direct ancestors "Slew a stout and hardy pagan in single combat"!

    One my ancestors was probably a stout and hardy pagan

    why you son of a

    HAVE AT THEE

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Why didn't I buy this. I need to stab dudes

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Why didn't I buy this. I need to stab dudes

    Well hopefully it'll be up for sale again over the Christmas season sale-a-thon

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    I wish I'd bothered to get Chivalry during the steam sale. Medieval swordfighting's in my blood.

    There's a document from the Third Crusade which reports that one of my direct ancestors "Slew a stout and hardy pagan in single combat"!

    One my ancestors was probably a stout and hardy pagan

    why you son of a

    HAVE AT THEE

    Come thou hither against me, bro

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    The real question is, if I join ya, do I get ta kill the Anglish?

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Well... they SPEAK English, and the Agatha Knights have poncy noble sounding voices (especially the Knights)

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Man, the Hunting Knife is just completely useless. Back to the Broad Dagger to unlock the third dagger.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    I'm probably the only person who expected a game about gentlemanly conduct during waltzes and high class gatherings.

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I'm probably the only person who expected a game about gentlemanly conduct during waltzes and high class gatherings.

    Something something death waltz

    Something something Danse Macabre

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    So, right now the thing which annoys me the most about this game is the swing-combo spam. Maybe I'm missing the hidden depths of skill, but running around flailing your weapon until your opponent dies doesn't strike me as particularly skillful, or Chivalrous for that matter. Maybe it's just the lag/fps I'm dealing with on the laptop as opposed to my brothers' computer, but it seems a bit ridiculous right now.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I'm probably the only person who expected a game about gentlemanly conduct during waltzes and high class gatherings.

    Something something death waltz

    Something something Danse Macabre

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM

    I'll make that the title screen music if it happens. It'll be one dash UNiSON, one dash Space Channel 5, and two dashes of Bloodlines.

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  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    You can play this game for free this weekend over Steam.
    It's pretty good, you should try it.

  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    I wish my laptop could play it here at college.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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