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BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is MandatoryRegistered User regular
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The platypus is the pinnacle of evolution, combining important features from various species around the world to make it the most adaptable land/sea-based non-mammal-thing ever seen on Earth.

By the power of birds and reptiles, it lays eggs, and has no teats for feeding its young.
Despite having a bill, it has teeth!
It eats... meat!
They can detect the flow of electricity.
And best of all, they're venomous.

EVOLUTION, ladies and gentlemen!

So consider buying one today for the garden, drive, or as a guard duck-otter-snake-thing.

...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Chatypus is bestypus.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    Animals kind of freak me out

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    Put that on my tombstone

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    I endorse the proper chat thread.

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    Edit - I posted this earlier and it was ironically fucking steamrolled by fucking shit and junk.

    Henroid on
  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    foiled again

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    HAHA SKIPYS BAD CHAT GOT DUMPED ON

    GET IT

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Silas Brown wrote: »
    Put that on my tombstone

    My Tombstone will have: "Well that was silly of me..."

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    foiled again
    In a fight between platypus and hedgehog...

    It is clear who the winner would be...

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I propose a two-chat solution

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I propose a two-chat solution

    and that's final

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    this is the chat for me.

  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    HAHA SKIPYS BAD CHAT GOT DUMPED ON

    GET IT

    too greedily

    too derp

  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I propose a two-chat solution

    I dunno if that's feasible.

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    http://www.fool.com/dripport/2000/dripport000824.htm

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    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I propose a two-chat solution

    No gods or kings here.

  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    silas what is up with you now

    you were gone, now you are back

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I propose a two-chat solution

    No gods or kings here.

    only tupac

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Oh, skippy.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    I downloaded some of those games you guys recommended. While try later.

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  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Oh, skippy.

    I REGRET NOTHING

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Elki yous a bad influence.

  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    silas what is up with you now

    you were gone, now you are back

    I recruited him back.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    anyone want to play a game tonight

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    No, Being Human US, no where in Boston could you find that apartment on these guys' budget.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Less than three weeks until I am home for Christmas, oh boy, gonna eat all the foods that I can't get here

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    AManFromEarth wrote: »
    No, Being Human US, no where in Boston could you find that apartment on these guys' budget.

    well i mean maybe you couldnt.... they got CONNECTIONS yo

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  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
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    Hobbit Hole Breakfast: Our Hobbit Hole Breakfast means only one thing-comfort. Two eggs fried right into the center of grilled Cheddar bun halves. Served with two slices of bacon and crispy hash browns topped with melted shredded Cheddar cheese and bacon.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    anyone want to play a game tonight

    I would be up for something round 8 PM PST

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    anyone want to play a game tonight

    Ticket to ride?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    anyone want to play a game tonight

    i'd love to.

    But I have to study for a big exam next week. Two big exams next week, in fact.

    q_p

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    The NRO complains about Barack Obama:

    The Obama Administration boastfully claims the mantle of “pro science.” Yet, when an Italian court ordered scientists jailed because they failed to predict an earthquake–which can’t yet be done–where was the White House protest? If the administration complained, methinks it was in whispers.

    That was your daily dose of the NRO complaining about Barack Obama.

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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    fucking monotremes


    how do they work

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    MILK IS JUST NUTRITIOUS SWEAT

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    NZ Herald on Gender Pay Equality wrote:
    I am not sure on what account this is government problem, gender should not decide salary and in my professional life i have seen lot of women earning more than me for the same job as they did better or negotiated better.

    In real life salary swings are large even between same gender so what's next? Different skin colour should have same, same title same salary, any age same salary for same job etc etc.

    You command salary what market is prepared to pay you based on your perceived value to the organization, you indicate you might leave and you know your real value in organization - simple.

    I don't know why I read NZ Herald articles. And then read the comments.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    AManFromEarth wrote: »
    No, Being Human US, no where in Boston could you find that apartment on these guys' budget.

    well i mean maybe you couldnt.... they got CONNECTIONS yo

    THEY HAVE NOTHING

    Jerk.
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    there is a butt joke in there somewhere skippydumptruckington

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    The NRO complains about Barack Obama:

    The Obama Administration boastfully claims the mantle of “pro science.” Yet, when an Italian court ordered scientists jailed because they failed to predict an earthquake–which can’t yet be done–where was the White House protest? If the administration complained, methinks it was in whispers.

    That was your daily dose of the NRO complaining about Barack Obama.

    What's the NRO? National Re... Oh, i see...

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  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    i think for dinner i am going to have a turkey sandwich with a fried egg

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Maybe the butt joke is in the butt.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    i think for dinner i am going to have a turkey sandwich with a fried egg

    I could do this, but I am also fat and should eat something boring.

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