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Soooo... I'm open to ideas?

ShmoShmo Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
I have just learned that by the end of this coming summer I must have an additional $7,000 if I want to continue my college career.

So do any of the fine members of the community have any suggestions?

I'm willing to try anything at this point...

Shmo on
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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    sell semen

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Suck my balls.

    I'll give you $10.

    #pipe on
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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    student loan / suck some dicks

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  • ShmoShmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I would, but do you really think I could pump out 10,000 dollars worth? Maybe if I start now...

    Shmo on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    get a loan, faggot

    Garlic Bread on
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shmo wrote: »
    I would, but do you really think I could pump out 10,000 dollars worth? Maybe if I start now...

    get your friends and family to help

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    Shmo wrote: »
    I would, but do you really think I could pump out 10,000 dollars worth? Maybe if I start now...

    get your friends and family to help

    ha ha ha ha :^:

    #pipe on
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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'd pay 10 dollars to see you suck a dudes balls

    Noom on
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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Olive Garden

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  • ShmoShmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't qualify for any more loans and I am allergic to balls and family members.

    Damn.

    Shmo on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I doubt you're allergic to balls. Just man up and start suckin'.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited March 2007
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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'd pay extra to see you suck an old mans balls.
    We're talking a real raggady sack here.

    Noom on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    You can fuck 3500 fat chicks for 2$ a piece

    or keith for 7000$

    baby i'm worth it

    Garlic Bread on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pay people to do humiliating things

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    You can fuck 3500 fat chicks for 2$ a piece

    or keith for 7000$

    baby i'm worth it

    oh wait

    Garlic Bread on
  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Get a job.

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  • ShmoShmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kieth, I will be right over. You won't regret this!

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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pay a guy to suck another guys balls, film it, and then sell the film.

    Noom on
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  • ShmoShmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Quadrophenia wrote: »
    Get a job.

    I've got a job, his name is Kieth.

    Shmo on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    well if you've maxed out loans for the school year your parents can still take out loans on your behalf through your financial aid office.

    rockmonkey on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It is Keith

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    haha iceburn

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    You might be able to make it if you sell out your forehead as advertising space.

    And your kidneys.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    You might be able to make it if you sell out your forehead as advertising space.

    And your kidneys.

    who would want to advertise on his kidneys

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  • ShmoShmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    You might be able to make it if you sell out your forehead as advertising space.

    And your kidneys.

    Where would I go to sell my forehead and kidneys as advertising space?

    Shmo on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    You might be able to make it if you sell out your forehead as advertising space.

    And your kidneys.

    who would want to advertise on his kidneys

    Japanese mitochondria.

    Larlar on
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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Alternatively, you could invest in a company that you think will sky-rocket. The only problem with that idea is capital gains tax.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited March 2007
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    get a job driving a bakery truck

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    what are you going to school for

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  • ShmoShmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is there anything I could do right now? I mean! I got all sorts of college-y shit just laying around waiting to make me money, I just need to know where to put what!

    Shmo on
  • ShmoShmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    what are you going to school for

    Sociology and a minor in biology

    Shmo on
  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ebay body parts.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Shmo wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    what are you going to school for

    Sociology and a minor in biology

    you're not going to make this money back so you might as well not pay it

    Garlic Bread on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Shmo wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    You might be able to make it if you sell out your forehead as advertising space.

    And your kidneys.

    Where would I go to sell my forehead and kidneys as advertising space?

    Follow in the foosteps of a forehead pioneer. You probably won't make nearly as much, or maybe even nothing at all, but if you do actually do this I expect pictures. And 10% of the profits. And a t-shirt.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sell some drugs for mad cash.

    SA on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Do you have any connections? Anyway you could get a nice career-level job? If not, you really aren't going to find an easy way to raise that money. If you were a decent-looking chick you could raise it but your pimp would take at least half of what you brought in.

    Sell drugs. Sling rock, deal coke, start a meth lab. Those are some things that have a high return on your investment, but you may have to shank someone. You cool with that G?

    [edit] kinda beated [/edit]

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