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League of Legends: Teemo Extermination Station (Mac Open Beta!)
The Betgirl
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Do you hate tiny furballs who shoot poison? Look at this one.
This, my friends, is the face of the enemy. An enemy you will find on the Fields of Justice. You see, it isn't okay just to kill one of these fiends. You need to become an exterminator. Your mission, should you choose to play this game?
Kill. All. Teemos.
Don't be fooled by the fur. The adorable face. Riot has even resorted to dressing him up in all kinds of cute outfits. It's like they want you to like him, I guess? Know your enemy:
His visor is open. It's outer space. Who made this art??
What's this supposed to be, some kind of super rat? KILL IT
He's dressed up like a panda? I mean, I guess it's cute, but kill every single teemos.
God damnit.
And if that's not bad enough, they've finally made this rodent an IN GAME ITEM
There are going to be like 8 teemos on the map at all times, do you even know how to balance this game Riot???
Here is the final reason why you need to make sure that all the teemos die:
http://youtu.be/pRMmZV7Cpjw
(but the music is mad sweet)
Now, there are other champions in this game, but Riot doesn't want you to know that. Did you know there's a new champion coming out before the year ends? Do you like punching things? Do you like punching things so hard that they fall over? Your last champion of the year 2012:
Meet Vi! She punches people so hard their armor is shattered, and can even punch you so hard that you end up also punching the person behind you!
Season 3 is just around the corner, and there are a lot of new items and tweaks to old items. It's a lot to keep up with! Important links to keep up with League:
Here's all the information on Season 3!
Surrender at 20, for all the latest news and leaks.
Mobafire, if you need a guide or something lol
I guess there's this other game too, Dota? Some people here play that. I dont even know, I keep hearing about a drow? Sounds like a problem.
This, my friends, is the face of the enemy. An enemy you will find on the Fields of Justice. You see, it isn't okay just to kill one of these fiends. You need to become an exterminator. Your mission, should you choose to play this game?
Kill. All. Teemos.
Don't be fooled by the fur. The adorable face. Riot has even resorted to dressing him up in all kinds of cute outfits. It's like they want you to like him, I guess? Know your enemy:
His visor is open. It's outer space. Who made this art??
What's this supposed to be, some kind of super rat? KILL IT
He's dressed up like a panda? I mean, I guess it's cute, but kill every single teemos.
God damnit.
And if that's not bad enough, they've finally made this rodent an IN GAME ITEM
There are going to be like 8 teemos on the map at all times, do you even know how to balance this game Riot???
Here is the final reason why you need to make sure that all the teemos die:
http://youtu.be/pRMmZV7Cpjw(but the music is mad sweet)
Now, there are other champions in this game, but Riot doesn't want you to know that. Did you know there's a new champion coming out before the year ends? Do you like punching things? Do you like punching things so hard that they fall over? Your last champion of the year 2012:
Meet Vi! She punches people so hard their armor is shattered, and can even punch you so hard that you end up also punching the person behind you!
Season 3 is just around the corner, and there are a lot of new items and tweaks to old items. It's a lot to keep up with! Important links to keep up with League:
Here's all the information on Season 3!
Surrender at 20, for all the latest news and leaks.
Mobafire, if you need a guide or something lol
I guess there's this other game too, Dota? Some people here play that. I dont even know, I keep hearing about a drow? Sounds like a problem.
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it was made for me
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
You have failed your mission, Betman.
1. does that mean Christopher Paolini plays DotA????
2. aphromoo is cool.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
hey man if you wanna be an asshole go ahead, i did what i could
(by asshole i mean teemo)
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Steam
D3: Cymril#1411 || League of Legends/Steam/Xbox/Origin: Cymril
Summoner name is Irridan.
Also, kill all Teemos.
(My brother sometimes plays Teemo. Began last season, too!)
LoL EU West nickname: Irridan
HATE
Singed. An RoA and a Randuins shouldn't be the only two items you need to become almost completely resistant to damage, and still be able to shit out so much damage. The stupid thing about Singed is if you chase him you're stupid because you'll just die to his gas, but if you don't he'll just keep running back, flipping people and shitting gas everywhere then run away again. You can't fucking win.
we still got a dota info post spot, better than nothing!
I'll work on a dota writeup later (AKA copy it entirely from the SA dota thread). Gonna eat some food and then back to the grind (oh god I hope I don't lose 6 matches in a row again that was just miserable)
ineedmayo.com Eidolon Journal Updated
If he was just a jerk who could harass and fuck things up it would be one thing, but with his poison clouds and any kind of AP he can do a silly amount of damage. Yes, a good tank is supposed to be able to make it difficult to just ignore them, but Singed is just ridiculous, and it's made much worse because singed doesn't even have to build particularly tanky to be super hard to kill, especially with his ult.
@Robot Santa, kill @The_Betman for his insolence!
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he's an exterminating machine
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Teemo is usually able to beat Darius 1v1
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people still play tryndamere and yi?
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well maybe not yi since he was played ap in a tournamenet
Steam
Apparently!
phreak talkin about s3 masteries right now
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good lord