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League of Legends: Teemo Extermination Station (Mac Open Beta!)

The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly!Registered User regular
edited March 2013 in Social Entropy++
Do you hate tiny furballs who shoot poison? Look at this one.

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This, my friends, is the face of the enemy. An enemy you will find on the Fields of Justice. You see, it isn't okay just to kill one of these fiends. You need to become an exterminator. Your mission, should you choose to play this game?

Kill. All. Teemos.

Don't be fooled by the fur. The adorable face. Riot has even resorted to dressing him up in all kinds of cute outfits. It's like they want you to like him, I guess? Know your enemy:

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His visor is open. It's outer space. Who made this art??

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What's this supposed to be, some kind of super rat? KILL IT

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He's dressed up like a panda? I mean, I guess it's cute, but kill every single teemos.

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God damnit.

And if that's not bad enough, they've finally made this rodent an IN GAME ITEM

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There are going to be like 8 teemos on the map at all times, do you even know how to balance this game Riot???

Here is the final reason why you need to make sure that all the teemos die:

http://youtu.be/pRMmZV7Cpjw

(but the music is mad sweet)


Now, there are other champions in this game, but Riot doesn't want you to know that. Did you know there's a new champion coming out before the year ends? Do you like punching things? Do you like punching things so hard that they fall over? Your last champion of the year 2012:

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Meet Vi! She punches people so hard their armor is shattered, and can even punch you so hard that you end up also punching the person behind you!

Season 3 is just around the corner, and there are a lot of new items and tweaks to old items. It's a lot to keep up with! Important links to keep up with League:
Here's all the information on Season 3!
Surrender at 20, for all the latest news and leaks.
Mobafire, if you need a guide or something lol

I guess there's this other game too, Dota? Some people here play that. I dont even know, I keep hearing about a drow? Sounds like a problem.

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Dotas info comes from @Stimtokolos bottom of p2

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    This thread

    it was made for me

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Best OP.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    All that swag video does is make me wanna play Teemo.

    You have failed your mission, Betman.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Responding to Gary's posts on the last page:

    1. does that mean Christopher Paolini plays DotA????

    2. aphromoo is cool.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Also I've seen that video before but I didn't notice until now that they changed his character icon.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Huntera wrote: »
    All that swag video does is make me wanna play Teemo.

    You have failed your mission, Betman.

    hey man if you wanna be an asshole go ahead, i did what i could

    (by asshole i mean teemo)

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    teemo number 1

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Also I've seen that video before but I didn't notice until now that they changed his character icon.
    probably the best part of the video, honestly

  • CymrilCymril Son, we just crossed the street. Registered User regular
    People keep mentioning smurfing in DotA2. How do you even do that? Do you just make another Steam account and send yourself an invite?

    Shut up Francis. Something about Vietnam. Horseshit.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    kill teemo

  • LuianeLuiane Registered User regular
    Oh hey, just switched to EuW from EuNE, so if any of you guys want to catch a game sometime that could be fun!

    Summoner name is Irridan.

    Also, kill all Teemos.

    (My brother sometimes plays Teemo. Began last season, too!)

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Fucking

    HATE

    Singed. An RoA and a Randuins shouldn't be the only two items you need to become almost completely resistant to damage, and still be able to shit out so much damage. The stupid thing about Singed is if you chase him you're stupid because you'll just die to his gas, but if you don't he'll just keep running back, flipping people and shitting gas everywhere then run away again. You can't fucking win.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    I guess peace and harmony can wait for next OP.

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  • ProbadProbad Registered User regular
    Singed does his job (be a jerk) well.

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I guess peace and harmony can wait for next OP.

    we still got a dota info post spot, better than nothing!

    I'll work on a dota writeup later (AKA copy it entirely from the SA dota thread). Gonna eat some food and then back to the grind (oh god I hope I don't lose 6 matches in a row again that was just miserable)

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    I'm gonna keep whoring this; GeekSquad Vs Google is at 3pm pst, add me to your friends list and spectate!

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Someone wrote a dotas post last night and its in the other league thread, but i couldn't quote it so i messaged the guy (cant remember the name) to send it to me when he gets a chance

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    yeah I just caught up on the old thread, awesome awesome

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    almost lost a bot game. it was like every single teemo you have played with rolled into one useless sack of shit

  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Probad wrote: »
    Singed does his job (be a jerk) well.

    If he was just a jerk who could harass and fuck things up it would be one thing, but with his poison clouds and any kind of AP he can do a silly amount of damage. Yes, a good tank is supposed to be able to make it difficult to just ignore them, but Singed is just ridiculous, and it's made much worse because singed doesn't even have to build particularly tanky to be super hard to kill, especially with his ult.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I'm streamin' me owning as Undying aw yeah

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Teemo hate is unacceptable.

    @Robot Santa, kill @The_Betman for his insolence!

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    robot santa would rather kill all teemos

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    No he wouldn't, shut your fase

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    He totally would

    he's an exterminating machine

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    in fact he'd play darius doing it

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I dunno if it's the season 3 changes or because I never really gave him much of a chance, but I'm really liking Kha'zix now.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    The Betman wrote: »
    in fact he'd play darius doing it

    Teemo is usually able to beat Darius 1v1

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Probably, i just think that robot santa would be a darius player

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Fuck the haters, Teemo is the light.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Yi and Tryndamere, on the other hand, can get right the fuck out and take their players with them.

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    wait

    people still play tryndamere and yi?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    must be a rare sighting

    well maybe not yi since he was played ap in a tournamenet

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Teemo is the worst.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    The Betman wrote: »
    wait

    people still play tryndamere and yi?

    Apparently!

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    http://www.own3d.tv/RiotPhreak/live/5046

    phreak talkin about s3 masteries right now

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    that poor veigar
    good lord

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