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An open letter to Cialis
Peen
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Dear The PGA,
I don't care about golf. I'm in my twenties and thanks to my modern upbringing have the attention span of a fruit fly. I'm also discouraged by the way that golf is primarily marketed to upper-middle class men and women, who judging by the commercials during tournaments have needs that I don't. I don't need luxury cars or expensive watches or financial planning advice. What I do need is a reason to watch golf.
This is why I implore you to reconsider having the Australian PGA Championship at the Palmer Coolum Resort. Clive Palmer is a visionary and his desire to fill his resort and golf course with gaudy monstrosities like giant mechanical dinosaurs and replicas of the Titanic should be lauded. I would watch the Australian open if I knew that professional golfers could be forced to take a "dinosaur mulligan" when the aforementioned mechanical dinosaur, nicknamed Jeff, is activated by their movement and flips its tail and opens its mouth to unleash a menacing roar. I can see no way that golf is not improved by a 26 foot tall replica T-Rex.
Thank you for your time and attention.
Respectfully yours,
Peen
I don't care about golf. I'm in my twenties and thanks to my modern upbringing have the attention span of a fruit fly. I'm also discouraged by the way that golf is primarily marketed to upper-middle class men and women, who judging by the commercials during tournaments have needs that I don't. I don't need luxury cars or expensive watches or financial planning advice. What I do need is a reason to watch golf.
This is why I implore you to reconsider having the Australian PGA Championship at the Palmer Coolum Resort. Clive Palmer is a visionary and his desire to fill his resort and golf course with gaudy monstrosities like giant mechanical dinosaurs and replicas of the Titanic should be lauded. I would watch the Australian open if I knew that professional golfers could be forced to take a "dinosaur mulligan" when the aforementioned mechanical dinosaur, nicknamed Jeff, is activated by their movement and flips its tail and opens its mouth to unleash a menacing roar. I can see no way that golf is not improved by a 26 foot tall replica T-Rex.
Thank you for your time and attention.
Respectfully yours,
Peen
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Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
But watching golf is more of a snooze fest. There's no way it wouldn't be improved by giant mechanical dinosaurs.
*The historical accuracy of this post has been deemed dubious at best.
I declined.
See somebody launch the ball over all the little obstacles and skip off a rock in the water hazard to the hole with a pipe in it.
A majority of golfers and golf spectators play on public courses with pre-owned clubs. Regardless of your perceptions golf is and has always been a blue collar sport and you're a silly goose that's full of silly goose poop.
Respectfully,
Golfers
if you can still hit a drive while keeping sight of where the ball winds up, you've learned how to golf properly
@javen
This is America, you guys aren't on TV and therefore don't matter.
everybody meet me on the quad in ten
watching golf should be a federal offense
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
Give it five years.
Full-contact golf. It's gonna be a thing.
Of every comic PA have done
this right here is probably my favorite
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was putt-putt
Soccer? 5 iron and a 40.
Cross country skiing? 5 iron and a 40.
High dive? 5 iron and a 40.
I have seen mini golf championships on ESPN in the past several times.
There weren't crazy obstacles though, just hills and stuff.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
i think my last 18 i shot a 127 or something
STEAM!
Figure skating, ski jump, luge...
FENCING