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Two guys plan to kill justin bieber, get jailtime

WarponyWarpony Too small.The MoonRegistered User regular
So apparently a couple guys were so annoyed that justin bieber was going to sing at the victoria's secret modeling event that they planned to off him during said show. When their call about being dissapointed of doing so got leaked, they got jailtime for it. In other news, an action got passed called CALM, which forbids companies from airing their commercials if they are louder than the rest of the broadcast their being shown on.

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  • WarponyWarpony Too small. The MoonRegistered User regular
    I cant edit posts on phone, so I am adding their leaked phone call was of them being dissapointed of NOT being able to carry said thing.

  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    Are you a bot putting together paragraphs? What does the CALM ruling have to do with a foiled assassination attempt? Was the attempt in jest, did they allegedly have plans?

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Are you a bot putting together paragraphs? What does the CALM ruling have to do with a foiled assassination attempt? Was the attempt in jest, did they allegedly have plans?

    Detailed ones, it seems.

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I'm assuming this was meant for SE++?

    But read the article AngelHedgie linked, it paints a much scarier picture than the thread title suggests.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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  • YallYall Registered User regular
    How would a convict serving two consecutive life sentences pay hired killers? Cigarettes and bad tattoos?

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Yall wrote: »
    How would a convict serving two consecutive life sentences pay hired killers? Cigarettes and bad tattoos?

    Get paid by people on the outside to kill people on the inside.

    (just a guess)

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2012
    Maybe we can try this again if you want to create proper and separate threads, rather than assembling fark headlines together into some sort of retarded Voltron.

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative ElJeffe. Closing thread...

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