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Answer honestly now: how many of you left Leonardo Da Vinci hanging like a nerd at a frat party, not cool enough for a gesture of friendship. Leonardo Da-fuckin-Vinci.
You murderer.
I did, because I was not expecting QTEs
I think I was taking a drink of something when he went up for a brohug
I replayed the 20 minutes between the last auto save and that cut scene so I could bro hug him after missing it
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
I'm gonna wait for Duolingo Portuguese to come out of beta, at which point I assume they'll switch out the voice synthesizer with recordings.
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
Answer honestly now: how many of you left Leonardo Da Vinci hanging like a nerd at a frat party, not cool enough for a gesture of friendship. Leonardo Da-fuckin-Vinci.
You murderer.
I did, because I was not expecting QTEs
I think I was taking a drink of something when he went up for a brohug
I loved the little bit in AC2 where Ezio is complaining about women or something and Leo's like "Oh I don't have to worry about that." And Ezio's like "Huh?"
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
I think most people balk at the gut and skin stage
I'm ok with the gut and skin part, I just don't think I can shoot an animal. Obviously I need to find myself someone who can shoot an animal and can't clean it and we'll be unstoppable venison machines
I tell Vivienne road kill are just piles if sawdust.
Piles of bloody sawdust.
Often when we drive by one, I'll just yell, "SAWDUST!"
this is super important when I am driving
because if I get even a hint of what kind of animal it was, I will lose my shit
even when I'm alone I just have to tell myself that I'm not 100% sure what it was and it was probably just a pile of sawdust so don't worry keep driving
I loved the little bit in AC2 where Ezio is complaining about women or something and Leo's like "Oh I don't have to worry about that." And Ezio's like "Huh?"
Oh shit this never registered with me up until now
So Leo was actually gay? I can't imagine that was a known fact at the time, with the church and all
Leonardo's most intimate relationships were perhaps with his pupils Salai and Melzi. Melzi, writing to inform Leonardo's brothers of his death, described Leonardo's feelings for his pupils as both loving and passionate. Court records of 1476, when he was aged twenty-four, show that Leonardo and three other young men were charged with sodomy in an incident involving a well-known male prostitute. The charges were dismissed for lack of evidence, and there is speculation that since one of the accused, Lionardo de Tornabuoni, was related to Lorenzo de' Medici, the family exerted its influence to secure the dismissal.
But then there's the whole thing about retroactively imposing modern values of sexuality etc etc.
We have him to thank for formulating the proper method for dick measurement: Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the Tip squared
We have him to thank for formulating the proper method for dick measurement: Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the Tip squared
We have him to thank for formulating the proper method for dick measurement: Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the Tip squared
Sorry, I didn't want that to come off as rude, I'm genuinely surprised. I just thought it was common knowledge that DaVinci was most likely gay.
Ah cool, I was afraid you maybe interpreted my post as homophobic somehow.
I guess this is just one of those common knowledge things that I missed! And now I'm excited about this new information and reading up on Leonardo DaVinci again
Sorry, I didn't want that to come off as rude, I'm genuinely surprised. I just thought it was common knowledge that DaVinci was most likely gay.
I can almost guarantee if you went up to anyone on the street and told them DaVinci was probably gay, they would probably be all "Oh wow, that is so interesting I had no idea".
Unless this was covered in the DaVinci Code thing or something, cause I missed that.
We have him to thank for formulating the proper method for dick measurement: Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the Tip squared
Answer honestly now: how many of you left Leonardo Da Vinci hanging like a nerd at a frat party, not cool enough for a gesture of friendship. Leonardo Da-fuckin-Vinci.
You murderer.
I did, because I was not expecting QTEs
I think I was taking a drink of something when he went up for a brohug
I loved the little bit in AC2 where Ezio is complaining about women or something and Leo's like "Oh I don't have to worry about that." And Ezio's like "Huh?"
Oh shit this never registered with me up until now
So Leo was actually gay? I can't imagine that was a known fact at the time, with the church and all
I still feel like it was totally a brohug though
he would've been executed if it was known most likely, so no it was not really common knowledge at the time
he was just a weirdo who never got married and had an incident when he was younger where he got caught with other guys
I'd say after this (hilarious) scene it's a safe assumption that within the game's universe and narrative, dude probably wasn't strictly hetero at the very least
Sorry, I didn't want that to come off as rude, I'm genuinely surprised. I just thought it was common knowledge that DaVinci was most likely gay.
I can almost guarantee if you went up to anyone on the street and told them DaVinci was probably gay, they would probably be all "Oh wow, that is so interesting I had no idea".
Unless this was covered in the DaVinci Code thing or something, cause I missed that.
I thought it was actually mentioned in the book, hence why I assumed it was common knowledge. Now I have to dug up my old copy of that damn thing.
I could have, but my last autosave was a little while back and I was lazy
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
Man it said it right there in Leo's profile there in the game.
And he was all sorts of hot for ezio. There's even a scene where Leo pretends not to have any money just to see if ezio will buy something for him at the market.
Man I'm the one who hates cutscenes, why am I picking up on all this shit and you guys aren't?
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I replayed the 20 minutes between the last auto save and that cut scene so I could bro hug him after missing it
Leo was gay
It was not a brohug.
And those people he wants to bang? Dudes.
I'm wearing some warm and comfy clothes, drinking my coffee and debating do I really want to go hunting right now?
Satans..... hints.....
Weather...
Also I've never been hunting.
I'm pretty sure I'd wuss out on the shooting an animal part.
Barf.
But I watched too many disney films growing up so I'm a huge sissy about animals.
I can't even look at roadkill when I pass it or I start to wanna cry.
Also I think I am going to be a puss and not get soaked walking to the hut.
I'll go this afternoon and tomrrow morning.
Piles of bloody sawdust.
Often when we drive by one, I'll just yell, "SAWDUST!"
Satans..... hints.....
I'm ok with the gut and skin part, I just don't think I can shoot an animal. Obviously I need to find myself someone who can shoot an animal and can't clean it and we'll be unstoppable venison machines
this is super important when I am driving
because if I get even a hint of what kind of animal it was, I will lose my shit
even when I'm alone I just have to tell myself that I'm not 100% sure what it was and it was probably just a pile of sawdust so don't worry keep driving
Oh shit this never registered with me up until now
So Leo was actually gay? I can't imagine that was a known fact at the time, with the church and all
I still feel like it was totally a brohug though
I'm confused what part of my post I would be kidding about. It's a neat little thing I honestly didn't know about before.
But then there's the whole thing about retroactively imposing modern values of sexuality etc etc.
We have him to thank for formulating the proper method for dick measurement: Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the Tip squared
Sorry, I didn't want that to come off as rude, I'm genuinely surprised. I just thought it was common knowledge that DaVinci was most likely gay.
Send @Keith a message
Ah cool, I was afraid you maybe interpreted my post as homophobic somehow.
I guess this is just one of those common knowledge things that I missed! And now I'm excited about this new information and reading up on Leonardo DaVinci again
I can almost guarantee if you went up to anyone on the street and told them DaVinci was probably gay, they would probably be all "Oh wow, that is so interesting I had no idea".
Unless this was covered in the DaVinci Code thing or something, cause I missed that.
Only if it's just the tip.
no, it was absolutely a bro hug
he already had a lover
Take that history.
he would've been executed if it was known most likely, so no it was not really common knowledge at the time
he was just a weirdo who never got married and had an incident when he was younger where he got caught with other guys
I thought it was actually mentioned in the book, hence why I assumed it was common knowledge. Now I have to dug up my old copy of that damn thing.
stuff about da vinci other than "really smart dude/did some art" is not really common knowledge
gay dudes are totally capable of having platonic male friends and then giving them hugs
whatever, it isn't the point, because you're still a piece of shit for missing that QTE
you could have correct fictional history's greatest mistake
And he was all sorts of hot for ezio. There's even a scene where Leo pretends not to have any money just to see if ezio will buy something for him at the market.
Man I'm the one who hates cutscenes, why am I picking up on all this shit and you guys aren't?