BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
I just woke up and IT'S CHRISTMAS
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
God, this heatwave is unbearable. We're all sitting around post-Christmas lunch in our underwear because it's 30 degrees inside and not a hint of a breeze anywhere. There was supposed to be some rain to come alleviate the oppressive heat, but other than a distant thunderhead on the other side of the mountains, there's been not even a sign of cloud. Horizon to horizon blue sky, all day.
God, this heatwave is unbearable. We're all sitting around post-Christmas lunch in our underwear because it's 30 degrees inside and not a hint of a breeze anywhere. There was supposed to be some rain to come alleviate the oppressive heat, but other than a distant thunderhead on the other side of the mountains, there's been not even a sign of cloud. Horizon to horizon blue sky, all day.
God, this heatwave is unbearable. We're all sitting around post-Christmas lunch in our underwear because it's 30 degrees inside and not a hint of a breeze anywhere. There was supposed to be some rain to come alleviate the oppressive heat, but other than a distant thunderhead on the other side of the mountains, there's been not even a sign of cloud. Horizon to horizon blue sky, all day.
You are just adorable
Look, if I wanted to live in a blasted furnace wasteland, then I'd just move to Australia also, but I prefer climes that are actually distinguishable from hell.
Not for presents or anything, but because my roommate is cooking just INCREDIBLE food. She got a head start on it today, and there's some out of this world shit. Artichoke dip, mashed potatoes with friggin' wild mushrooms and garlic and shit, this thai cucumber sauce thing. And there's gonna be everything from baked brie to sushi to shepherd's pie to chicken rouladen. Shit's all over the place in the coolest way possible.
Plus our annual tradition of forty roulette. A selection of forties (From the decent Bud Lights to the godawful Steel Reserves and everything in between), gift wrapped. You select one, somebody else unwraps just the top and removes the cap, and you can't unwrap it and see what it was until you're done.
Christmas at my house rules so fucking hard.
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God, this heatwave is unbearable. We're all sitting around post-Christmas lunch in our underwear because it's 30 degrees inside and not a hint of a breeze anywhere. There was supposed to be some rain to come alleviate the oppressive heat, but other than a distant thunderhead on the other side of the mountains, there's been not even a sign of cloud. Horizon to horizon blue sky, all day.
God, this heatwave is unbearable. We're all sitting around post-Christmas lunch in our underwear because it's 30 degrees inside and not a hint of a breeze anywhere. There was supposed to be some rain to come alleviate the oppressive heat, but other than a distant thunderhead on the other side of the mountains, there's been not even a sign of cloud. Horizon to horizon blue sky, all day.
This is cute.
Thirty degrees.
And now this conversation just became sisyphean, thus bringing the 'indistinguishable from hell' comment further into the realm of bleak ironic humour.
Well I really don't get gifts for Xmas for one reason and the other is I am a hard person to shop for because I will buy it if I have the money and it's a price I like
God, this heatwave is unbearable. We're all sitting around post-Christmas lunch in our underwear because it's 30 degrees inside and not a hint of a breeze anywhere. There was supposed to be some rain to come alleviate the oppressive heat, but other than a distant thunderhead on the other side of the mountains, there's been not even a sign of cloud. Horizon to horizon blue sky, all day.
This is cute.
Thirty degrees.
And now this conversation just became sisyphean, thus bringing the 'indistinguishable from hell' comment further into the realm of bleak ironic humour.
Inuits believed that heaven wasn't in the sky but hot and below the ground.
Why don't you next complain about the "new Zealand drought".
GoT season 1
The Avengers
A coffee strainer thing (I guess they've got an actual name but I don't know it) - I only really drink lattes/cappuchinos so wanna try this out
few other bits and pieces
Not a huge haul, but all good stuff
My dog got a massive bone which she is currently chomping on
e: wait this isn't the haul thread at all.
Hey ho got some whiskey to try later so I am going to be pretty damn merry this christmas
We don't really do Christmas anymore, though we still make some motions towards it
But no real serious gift giving and trees and whatnot like we did when we were kids
I mean we're not Christian or anything tho it was nice when we did that as kids but now we don't care much but it's still good to spend time with family
And we are going to go to my dads friends house and they will cook an amazing Xmas lunch
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Happy Christmas, bitches!
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Also a 420 Bar, Poprock flavored.
You are just adorable
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE ON THE INSIDE
Look, if I wanted to live in a blasted furnace wasteland, then I'd just move to Australia also, but I prefer climes that are actually distinguishable from hell.
Thanks a lot baby Jesus.
shakin', nauseatin' etc
Not for presents or anything, but because my roommate is cooking just INCREDIBLE food. She got a head start on it today, and there's some out of this world shit. Artichoke dip, mashed potatoes with friggin' wild mushrooms and garlic and shit, this thai cucumber sauce thing. And there's gonna be everything from baked brie to sushi to shepherd's pie to chicken rouladen. Shit's all over the place in the coolest way possible.
Plus our annual tradition of forty roulette. A selection of forties (From the decent Bud Lights to the godawful Steel Reserves and everything in between), gift wrapped. You select one, somebody else unwraps just the top and removes the cap, and you can't unwrap it and see what it was until you're done.
Christmas at my house rules so fucking hard.
This is cute.
Thirty degrees.
Satans..... hints.....
And now this conversation just became sisyphean, thus bringing the 'indistinguishable from hell' comment further into the realm of bleak ironic humour.
Right now my biggest concern is that I haven't yet begun shovelling obscene amounts of awesome food into my face.
also because my brother and i make him laugh and if he laughs too much he throws up
it was a good christmas
I don't know what's happening, but I'm glad it's stopped happening to me.
No cars, no cats no coyotes, no cops nothing
my family is painfully bad at christmas.
I had to by half of my gifts on my own time with my own money. And my mother lost the other half of my gifts.
Why does my family hate christmas?
EDIT: or me?
Goddamit mom it's Jesus's birthday.
Inuits believed that heaven wasn't in the sky but hot and below the ground.
Why don't you next complain about the "new Zealand drought".
Satans..... hints.....
Windows in my grandma's house mean I can't tell if it snowed. I hope it snowed.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Now I feel better
Merry Christmas you bunch of goobers
The Avengers
A coffee strainer thing (I guess they've got an actual name but I don't know it) - I only really drink lattes/cappuchinos so wanna try this out
few other bits and pieces
Not a huge haul, but all good stuff
My dog got a massive bone which she is currently chomping on
e: wait this isn't the haul thread at all.
Hey ho got some whiskey to try later so I am going to be pretty damn merry this christmas
But no real serious gift giving and trees and whatnot like we did when we were kids
I mean we're not Christian or anything tho it was nice when we did that as kids but now we don't care much but it's still good to spend time with family
And we are going to go to my dads friends house and they will cook an amazing Xmas lunch